Eugeni: the rest of the differences are pretty obvious, arent they?

I haven't got a clue.

Can you become emancipated when you're only 13? Would it be mentally healthy?

Which TFP member are you secretly obsessed with?

Eugeni: I dont see why not. I suppose the mental health issue would depend on what you were emancipated from.

Kostya: honestly, none. several of the women do give me a hardon though.

Well ok then, which women give you hardons on a regular basis?

Kostya: sorry, but a gentleman never tells. besides, there's the court order to consider.

Do you want to keep this thread alive?
Do you thing you need me to keep this thread alive?

*no threatening tone intendend*

What:
...is your favorite color?
...do you think of pants as opposed to shorts?
...is your favorite number?
...is the number that pops into your head first after thinking about Mars and then about what number pops into your head after thinking about the aforementioned celestial body?
...do you think about the Mobius Strip.

Eugeni: the thread will live as long as it serves a purpose. my desires for it are irrelevant.

If you need to keep asking me questions, I'll keep answering them. Whether the thread continues ad infinitum, or disappears into the inky depths of deepest cyberspace is of no consequence to me.

Xell101 (welcome to my thread, newbie):
blue
depends on the weather and my intended activity
69
millions, and then millions again
is that a club? in Boston, right? had a great time there - tons of hot dancers.

Will you ever post said hard on in the exibition?
And are ya gunna welcome me back? *wink*

What are you doing?

Sixy, baby, welcome back. Where ya been?
As for posting the hardon, Im not gonna say no, but dont hold your breath waiting for it. First off, I only have a shitty old webcam with which to take digital pics, so it would be hardly worth the effort. Secondly, said hardon is in no way special or spectacular: average length, average girth, average in every way (though it does give me & the wife tremendous pleasure).

As for what Im doing right now, Im waiting for my kidlet to fall asleep so I can go jump the wife's bones.

Ya know I've been with Peetster?

Excuses,Excuses?

Post the wife too?

and you know I am just trying to get you naked.. right? :)

where oh where has my little dog gone? oh where oh where could he be?

when will the hurting stop!?

why cant we all just get along?

SixEdxMia:

I do now.
Do you really want to see a small, grainy, poorly lit pic of an average hardon?
No, I want to keep on living.
Of course.

jaco (welcome):

on top of Old Smoky, all coverd with cheese.
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
It's not in our nature.

What was the Jealousymeter readout on that?

6.4 on the Richter scale

What do you think about trios?

whats your favorite breakfast bar?

why sigh-own?

can i have a cookie now?

Why is it that after six months I still don't have a signature?

Eugeni: trios? as in the plural of trio? Im all for em. Specially power trios (ie Rush, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, et al).

jaco:
the kind that serves a mean Bloody Mary.
how else would you pronounce it? if you are after the origin of the name, however, it can be found in the "whats up with that nickname" thread.
yes, you may.

Kostya: beats me with a rented stick. why dont you?

How did you sleep last night?

Eugeni: I slept on my side (left) with one arm under the pillow and the other curled around the pillow. Oh, and I was naked.

Hey mom, where do babies come from?

What is the difference between 'tone' muscles and 'big' muscles

How can a man love one woman for a lifetime?

What is so 'fun' about funsize Snickers???

ibis (welcome to my thread): babies come from Da Woom. It's very hip these days.

coash (welcome also): toned muscles are those that are in good condition, though not necessarily particularly large. A really excellent example of a toned athlete would be a boxer in the low end of the weight classes (i.e. a flyweight, featherweight or lightweight).

Eugeni: How does a man not? Every woman I've ever loved (all 12 of them) I still love to some degree or another. Even the ones who tore my heart to shreds.

monkeydriven: think about orifices (or is it orifi?).

how can i prevent crotch rotch...........you know,....when you need to put baby powder under your ballsac?

flyman: there are these new-fangled contraptions called showers. check em out, they work wonders.

How should I answer or what should I do when Satan asks me to join his demonic army?

Polyphobic: Trust me on this one, you aren't nearly evil enough to join our, I mean his, army.

Is winME a virus that Microsoft found on some questionable website run on a Eastern Bloc country server and decide to distribute for profit, or did the (somewhat) trained half-blind caged wild African monkeys that type most of their source code just have a really bad week?

are nigerian 419 scammers the best scammers ever

they have to rank below Kennedy and company stealing the 1960 election no matter what criteria is used.

Speed_Gibson: yes

coash: no. the best scammers ever go completely un-named and un-noticed.

dont you mean Bush and co in 2000?

that could possibly apply but Kennedy and Johnson unquestionably stole the Office 40 years earlier with massive voter fraud in the major cities...anyways back to more of a nonsense theme rather than discussions about established historical facts......

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he was tripping on acid, drunk, and being 'actively encouraged' with an electric cattle prod?

Speed_Gibson: woodchuck's on acid wont chuck wood. I know, I checked.

why can't i let go of my johnson?

flyman: coz yer a perverted little horndog?

no man............this johnson.

http://volcano.photobucket.com/album...he_new_one.jpg






weeeeeeeeeee.........

Why can't he?

Eugeni: could you?

Sion: No, I couldn't.

So, why couldn't we?

Eugeni: we could, but flyman might get mad at us.

Are you all right? Do you need anything?

I need a new job, a ton of money and a date with Nicole Kidman. But other than that, I'm fine, thanks for asking.

you really think i'd get mad at you if you couldn't leave my johnson alone?:D

the guitar, flyman, the guitar.

Can make up a dialogue where 'your head explode' is included to illustrate me in the use of it?

Eugeni: If you really knew what went on in my mind, it would make your head explode.

If my head hasn't exploded, I didn't know what went on in your mind, am I not right?

Eugeni: right, you are not right.

How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?

monkeydriven: one is usually enough.

Can God make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

P.S. sorry if this question has already been asked.

if shit rolls down hill.


when you look up,....why is it all you see is assholes?

Dwayne: IF there is a God, then he/she/it made lava, which is molten rock (several thousand degrees) so I dont think he/she/it would have any trouble with a burrito, no matter how hot it is. In other words, no.

flyman: if I look up and see nothing but assholes, I get the hell off that escalator, pronto!

How do you know when you have reached happiness?

I can tell when I have reached happiness by the warm sweet smell of pussy in my nostrils. Your results may vary.

i heard somewhere that a woman's pussy,.....has the same odour as her left armpit.

is this correct information that i'm getting?

hello sion,
whenever i drink capri sun my right shoulder starts to hurts. why is that?

o and where the hell are my eye glasses??

is it particularly strange that I'm a feminist?
and just outta curiosity, what's your favorite movie? (assuming you pick favorites...)

It's not particularly strange, it's just a little strange...particularly strange would be if you were a bull elephant, and still a feminist.

Hard to say whats my favorite movie, hating nearly all I have seen makes it difficult to pick out the one that I hate the least. Probably the "Wizard of Is", about a big girl from Oklahoma that was caught in a Kenmore dryer, and ended up in Pink Pantyland...
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Why are womens underwear called panties, but mens underwear not called panters?

flyman: that information is invalid

Xepidemic: Im guessing that its a psychosomatic ailment. you subconscious is trying to tell you to drink a grownup drink.

and your glasses are probably on top of your head.

aus10tatious: there is nothing strange about being a feminist, even if you happen to be male. its only strange if you take it to the point of wear feminist clothing.

and my favorite movie changes depending on my mood.

unoaman: good question for which I have no good answer. I will say, however, that if mens underwear WERE called panters, I wouldnt be wearing them. of course, I dont wear underwear anyway, so...

Are there any negative side-effects about wearing no underwear?

Eugeni: you mean besides Fromunda cheese? no.

Why is the many splendid thing so contradictory sometimes?

I dont know about the "many splendid thing" (what is that?) but love is considered the "many splendored" thing for many reasons, not the least of which is that it IS so contradictory.

How come they don't make movies/tv shows/songs like they used to anymore? Though only alive for three years of the 80's, I definitely appreciated stuff from them more than anything nowadays. Sure, the graphics and stuff are better, but the feeling is gone from most of them. Any clue why? Is it just plain ol' commercialism?

And I just thought of another question. Would you be at all offended if I started up a thread like this one? Because I've found that the more I read this one, the more I like it. And there've been plenty times when I wish I could answer somebody's question. But by no means will I if you don't want a copycat thread up.

second question first: by all means, have at it. this is the nonsense forum, after all, and there are lots of copycat threads.

first question: oh, I dont know about that. there are some quality television shows these days amid the dreck. you have to remember that in creative endeavors, 90% of everything thats produced is crap. always has been, always will be. its YOUR job to find the good stuff. oh, and as for commercialism, it isnt any worse now than it was then.

Why are there so many carts in the city of Boston that boast, "The Falafel King"? How do I find out who the real 'king' is without trying them all?

The real king is he who can wield the tongs that were remade.

Is Grimace gay?

No, but he's willing to learn.

No, he's just drawn that way.

No, he's bi.

Yes, he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

No, but The Hamburgler is.

Dunno, but I heard he has a thing for Mayor McCheese's special sauce.

Dammit! Purple is not a "gay" color. That's just a stereotype.

Why do baseball players call "time out" in a sport that isn't dictated by a clock

How are you doing?

monkeydriven: coz ballplayers are, generally, pretty stupid

Eugeni: meh, I've been better

Why do you think this thread got buried, and are you going to hate me for digging it up?

yeah and.......did you like the Lynard Skynard song so much....*don't ask me no questions*....that you had to make a thread about it?

TA: because people stopped asking question. and no.

flyman: no. I like the song, but that aint why.