Peetster:

!. yes, I do. The key is NOT to take a left at Albuquerque.

2. on average, 396.

3. depends. is this person a friend? then in person or by phone? if YOU are the one who is going to give this person a world of shit, then upside the head is the best method for delivering that message.

Do you have any yarbles?

Should I commute the vectors or integrate the curve?

monkeydriven: alas, I am yarbleless

Peetster: commute the curve and integrate the vectors.

When is my next TFP promotion?

wtf?

why the fuck?


....and where the fuck?


can you help me out on this one?

everquestjoe: promotions here at TFP are merit based. when (if) Halx and the rest of the mods feel you've contributed enough, and shown enough inititiative, only then will you get promoted.

flyman: if you need to ask, yer not ready. sorry.

Is it possible to predict the future?

This sentence is not true...

True or false?

So my Titled rank was achieved by the same principle?

Somebody loves me!

holy shit!!!


how did you know i wasn't ready?

do you read minds?

if so.....what am i thinking at the moment you read my post here?

Eugeni: I knew you were going to ask that.

Kostya: Kostya has performed an illegal function and will now be shut down.

everquestjoe: of course. and we all love you.

flyman:

sion always knows.

only if they are open.

you are contemplating how to improve the efficiency of the penis bong.

You can't shut me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, consider the set of all sets which are not sets of themselves, is this set a self member? Or not???

Kostya: "sets which are not sets" though I know what it is you are asking, you might want to reword this. the answer is no.

Sion is a genius.

That was awesome.

Ok dig this dude.

You can construct a set of anything right, as a mental construct. Such as the set of all humans ok. I'm in that set, you're in the set and so forth. Then you could have a set like 'the set of all sets', which means ANY set that could possible exist is a member of this set, including the set of all sets, thus it is a self member.

Now, consider all the sets which are not self members, is this set a self member or not?

If the answer is yes, then it is a self member and can't be a member of the set of all sets which are not self members.

If the answer is no, then it is not a self member and thus ought to be a member of the set of all sets which are not self members...

SO I don't see how the answer could be no...

everquestjoe: thanks.

Kostya: again, as I said, I know what it is you are saying (and you explained it very well, I might add) but this part of your question is a logical impossibility:

"sets which are not sets"

how can a set not be a set? a thing either is, or is not <some arbitrary descriptive>. if it is a set, then it can not NOT be a set.



what I was getting at is that your question was poorly worded. what you were trying to ask was this:

"Ok, consider the set of all sets which are not self-members, is this set a self-member? Or not???"

for example, let us take the set of all dogs. is it a self-member? no, because the defining characteristic is that the member objects are all dogs, not sets. so, the set of all sets which are not self-members includes any and all sets for which the defining characteristic of the member objects is something OTHER than being a set. so, can this set be a self-member? its defining characteristic necessitates that the member objects are sets which are NOT self-members. so a set which IS a self-member cannot be a part of a set of non-self-members. but as you said:

"If the answer is no, then it is not a self member and thus ought to be a member of the set of all sets which are not self members..."


or look at it from another perspective. let us look at what is a set. a set is a group of objects that all have at least one thing in common (ie they are all red, or they are all dogs, or whatever). now consider a group of things in which none of the member objects has anything in common with any other. that TOO is a set, because you can say that the one thing they have in common is that they have nothing in common. but then they no longer have nothing in common, now they have something in common. but we just defined these things as having nothing in common, then found something they have in common, which is having nothing in common. etc, etc, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

the link between your example and mine: in each case, its a logic loop that yields no final answer or solution, just keeps turning back on itself.


now, here is where I have to admit that I did not word my answer as well as I should have. I should have said "no, that question cannot be answered".


man, my brain hurts now. where's flyman with some herb when you need him?

Do irritate you?

What the hell is a set?

*blows smoke in your face*

Where have I been?

Can you please illustrate the use of the word 'bust'?

Kostya: negative

everquestjoe: the answer to your question should be evident in the two long discussions (mine and Kostya's) about sets.

SixEdxMia: thanks. where the hell have you been, anyway.

Eugeni: that woman has a terrific bust.

Did you ever figure out how you got your keys in the middle of a frozen cheese log?

if so... How?
(don't blame this on the vodkarnians(this is also your and everyone elses hint as to where this question refers to))
[edit]--------------- I thought of another ---------------[/edit]
If you masturbate with clay... does god kill a porcelain kitten?

that wasnt me with the cheese keys. (or was it, I cant remember) no, im pretty sure it wasnt me.

as for the Vodkarnians, its ALWAYS their fault. thats why they are universally loved.

masturbate with clay? remind me not to join any pottery classes with you.

they weren't cheese keys.. you somehow found your keys in a cheese log which was in the freezer...

Why did I ask the question of asking the questions? ;)

because you wanted the answers of the answers.

When I get married, will I be wearing white?

Am I going to be rich when I grow up?

Why does my mouth taste like dog poo when I wake up?

Do I give the best BJ's in the world?

Did the dinosaurs eventually develope technology and cars, and the cars caused global warming, which caused their extinction?

Are you gonna finish that?

Can I have one?

Why did my wallet get stolen? (and my cell phone for that matter)

Rubyee:

1. That will be entirely up to you. That whole white dress = virgin thing is tres passe.

2. Since most people grow up not to be rich, Im gonna go with the odds and say no. Sorry.

3. Because my neighbor lets his Doberman shit in your mouth while you sleep. I've tried telling him to stop, but it does no good.

4. Dunno, why dont you come over this weekend and let me be the judge of your skills?


gorilla (good to see a new face in here, welcome): no


Peetster: yes and yes.


gorilla: coz some lowlife felt that he needed it more than you did. If I find him, I'll kick his ass for you.

What is your favorite brand of peanut butter?

annnnd

What kind of Jelly do you use in your PB&J sammwiches.

What happened in the split second before the Big Bang?

whats your phone number?

Godfather Part I, or Godfather Part II?

ruggerp11 (welcome also to another new face): Jif ExtraCrunchy. I dont eat pb&j sammiches. Its an unholy combination.

mml: the big fuse was lit

gorilla: 123-456-7890

Kostya: I dont make distinctions between the two. I view the Godfather films the same way I view the LoTR trilogy, as parts of a whole.

why was the universe split into 4 and 6 dimensions?

The only acceptable answer...

You rule.

Ok,

Who's the most intriguing cat on TFP?

Q?

Meow?

jaco (welcome): 4 & 6? I always thought is was in 17 dimensions.

Kostya: intriguing? ArTelevision, by a landslide.

Gakface: coathanger

SixEdxMia: Ruff!

why didnt the uranium-238 space modulator work?

What is the greatest novel of all time?

Could you please describe what flamenco is?

Thank you.

jaco: the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator" did not work correctly for Marvin the Martian for the same reason that all those gadgets that Wile E. Coyote bought never worked: it was made by Acme, Inc., THE worst manufacturer in history.

mml: I cannot say. I can say, however, that the best novel I have ever read is: a tie between Stephen King's "The Stand" and J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings".

Eugeni: sorry, no, I cannot.

Ay whatsa' time, mate?

everquestjoe: English please. the only other language I know is French, and even as rusty as my French is, I KNOW thats not French.

It's English. real english.

Ay = Hey
whatsa = whats the
time = time
mate = man, I guess

its 1:17 pm US EST, whatsa time for you, mate?

why does dropping heavy things on my finger hurt?

If I got down on my knees,and swore that I'd be yours forever,Would you get down on yours too and take my hand?

Why do boys lie?

Really,How do I figure out how to use my fujifilm finepix a205?

I read the fucking manual,none of it stayed with me.

It's expensive and I'm scared of breaking it.

Can I push whatever buttons I want?!?!

Would you believe me if I lied?

Why would eugeni have to lie?

(do you think he can be trusted?)

jaco: it's the law (of gravity) man.

SixEdxMia:

1. you know it baby

2. same reason that girls lie: self interest

3a: well, I was gonna say rtfm. maybe read it again.
3b: yes. pushing buttons should not break it. best way to learn about any gadget is to play around with it.

Eugeni: probably

SixEdxMia: I dunno (to either question).

Individuals with even a small degree of emotional intelligence are a dream to work for.

Could you please explain the line above?

why are breasts so wonderful?

Eugeni: I should think the answer to that is obvious.

analog: see above

What do you do for a living? (or is this it?)

Why would I ask then?

My plan for Fathers' Day is to take my kids out to an early dinner, maybe the Japanese Steak House, then something cheezy and fun like bowling. Their mother is not invited. She needs to get used to the new order.

Anything I should specifically watch for or guard against?

Do these socks match these pants?

Can I use this thread to tell my girlfriend how wonderful I think she is?

If not, I'll edit it out. ;)

Is peetster putting the moves on me? 0-o

Do you recycle?

SixEdxMia: I work in a glass manufacturing plant. But I'd rather do this for a living, lol.

Eugeni: coz you didnt understand it, I guess. Ok, its like this, a boss without any "emotional intelligence" is usually an asshole who is not fun to work for. One WITH "emotional intelligence", even a small amount, is usually someone who treats his employees with respect, and therefore is good to work for.

Peetster:
1. sounds like a good plan. cant think of any immediate dangers, except maybe dont drop a bowling ball on your toes.

2. You're asking me? Trust me on this one buddy, Im no fashion expert.

3. I got no problem with that.

SixEdxMia:

1. hmmmm...could be.

2. yes.

?

How many people or selves are behind Sion?

Um.....

I would be in front of Sion,but anywho...

What do you say to someone who says*how did you get those scars?* if you are bitter and think its rude to ask?

I'm getting ready to train someone in self defense with a loaded revolver. Obviously gun safely is paramount. Only point at what you intend to kill, it's not a toy but a tool, etc. Any encouraging words of advice for the pupil?

Can I tell you the answer to gakfaces ? ? I know it C'mon...
psssstttt..
(The one and only true answer is ..)

Gakface: I'm granting a special dispensation to SixEdxMia to answer this one. Watch this space for her answer soon.

Eugeni: just one physical presence here. I'll let you know how many personalities once I've finished counting them. Dont hold your breath, however, coz it might take me a while to total them all up.

SixEdxMia: There are two acceptable responses, the polite (I dont wish to talk about that) and the curt (None of your business). Use either as you see fit.

Peetster: general advice: Gun control is hitting what you aim at. humorous: Kill it and grill it. wisdom: never pull a gun out unless you are ready, willing and able to use it. geek advice: there is no reset button on a gun. carpenter's advice (modified): aim twice, shoot once. more humor: a big gun is NOT a substitute for a small penis. more wisdom: the best use of a gun is to leave it in its holster.
...that is all, for now.

SixEdxMia: yes, you may.

I already answered. The only possible answer to ? is".",in rare instances,? can be the answer to ? as well,and even sometimes !. Ya with me?

I'm with ya.

Coke or Pepsi?

Beer or wine?

Tequilla or single malt?

Are dolphins sentient?

Peetster:

Root beer
Pale Ale
Vodka

tecoyah: yes

What is more intriguing about SixEdxMia's Avatar....the running mascara or the hint that she may be topless?

9 iron or wedge? Choose carefully.

Commit or not? I'm seriously leaning towards commit. She's frickin hawt. Long term, I think she's awesome and probably my one. What's your magic eight ball say?

monkeydriven: I find each aspect equally intriguing.

Peetster: from 100 yds in, wedge. from 100-130 yds, 9 iron

need more info on the commitment question: who, what, where, when, why and how?

hello?

what's happened?

Is it because I wondered off?

Eugeni: hi. I 've been waiting for someone to revive the thread.

SixEdxMia: yes. please dont ever wonder (or wander) off again. thanks

Puppy or Kitten?

New Mexico or Florida? For you I mean, I'm going to Florida.

Catholic or Protestant?

Hume or Kant?

Tangent or Asymptote?

Six Sigma or Deming?

Import or Domestic? I dunno, pick one, beer, cars, TVs...

Binary or base 10?

Coffee or Tea?

Light or Dark?

Peetster:

Kitten
New Mexico
Atheist
Kant
Tangent
Deming
Import beer, domestic car
binary
Tea
Dark

How do you get yourself out of the blue?

Where does the Magic 8-ball recieve its magic?

I seem to be headed to Terrapin Station. Should I just continue there?

I was served papers by an officer of the court last night. My lawyer didn't prepare me for that. I plan to shove them up his ass today. Any advice on technique?

Eugeni: by getting into the black

eggers: the Magic 8-ball factory buys it wholesale from Magic Kingdom

Peetster:
yes
sideways

Last time I meant:

How do you manage to cheer yourself up when you are feeling blue?

By the way:

How do you get yourself into the black?

Eugeni: porn always works for me. And you get into the black by leaving the blue. Duh! :wink

What can you do to avoid working?

Eugeni: TFP is a great way to avoid work. Unfortunately, the pay here is lousy.

Is there really gold in them thar hills?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of tootsie?

(and no, not the cross-dressing movie tootsie).

What's the essential difference between men and women?

SinisterMotives: ayuh. cant get theyah from heah, tho.

Peetster: according to Mr. Owl, 3.

Latch: depends on the tootsie. in general, however, about 173.

Eugeni: two letters (a "w" and an "o").

Nothing else?