You are the thirty-fifth guy to tell me that this week.

Who did start *the* fire?

What do you reckon about the Black Eyed Peas?

What exactly is 'chip-oil'?

Why does my dog incessantly lick the same spot on my oriental rug?

You know how when there's a mass disaster, and they have to identify people using dental records?

If they don't know who I am, how the hell do they know who my dentist is?

What happens if I had no questions?

SixEdxMia: a guy named Ralph.

Eugeni: I reckon they make a good side dish with pork chops, but you gotta have some gravy on em.

monkey-driven: ever eat a bag of potato chips and notice how greasy your fingers get? chip-oil my friend.

mml: I'd hate to even speculate. some things are best left unknown.

fhqwhgads: I'm going to assume that dental records are kept in a database much like finger-prints. either that, or there is a vast conspiracy by dentists world-wide to control all personal information. take your pick.

everquestjoe: then you'd get no answers.

Have you tried the pasta, no?

Where do we go now,Where do we go?

Maybe we should go over there?

iamtheone: there was pasta?!? damnit...

SixEdxMia: thataway

everquestjoe: where? there? or THERE?

Whats grosser than gross?

How does lemur skin reflect the sea?

Is this the stuff daydreams are made of?

Will you post your butt?

SixEdxMia: finding a string in your Bloody Mary

SixEdxMia: nothing interesting at all

monkeydriven: I didnt know that it did. Are you sure you're not thinking of a mirror?

SixEdxMia: no, this is the stuff daymares are made of.

SixEdxMia: trust me on this, no one wants to see my butt on the internet. least of all, me.

what's your fav character in a clockwork orange?

...and why?

Have you seen my butt?,and the butts of the fifty other tfp'ers who've posted?

Paper or plastic?

Moisty nap or moist towlette?

Are you going to eat that?

What's the deal with the Baltimore Orioles? On paper they are a far better team.

Is the Dow done sliding, and will it stay above 10,000 for the time being?

Is a "Magic 8-Ball" a reliable decision support tool?

Is there going to be a time without fear?

Six EdxMia: not yet, but I intend to. soon as I finish a couple things.

War Wagon: plastic when necessary, paper otherwise

SixEdxMia: yes. but you can have the crumbs when Im done.

Peetster: Orioles? how the hell should I know, Im a Pirate fan. I want to know when if they are ever going to be in playoff contention again in my lifetime.

as for the Dow, we can only hope.

"All signs point to Yes"

Eugeni: Im afraid not.

Do you know if the human race is ever going to disappear?

Eugeni: yes, I do know.

why did you skip my last question about clockwork orange?


do you do that often?

flyman: sorry, that was inadvertant. no, I dont do that often. to answer that question: Alex, of course. why? because he is the only character in the movie that matters.

Where O'h where has my little dog gone?

Am I going to heal from this?

Where is the line between right and wrong?

When will I learn to speak my mind without putting my foot in my mouth?

What will I be when I grow up?

What should I be doing instead of asking you questions?

What should I say to him about the dreaded "L" Word?

Why am I sitting here on a saturday night waiting on your words of wisdom when I should be out with my best friend?

Do you smoke?

Do you mind if I smoke?

Why did yankee doddle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Are you Sick of me yet?

are you sane?

Why do all Superheros wear spandex?

Must I answer your questions?

Whats the differance between this thread and the 'Answer the question with a question' thread?

The all knowing Sion will answer your question here,with his infinite words of wisdom,When he gets around to it.

I keep confusing it with answer your question with a question game.

He's better than a tea leaf..I swear it.
Ask him a question.(he more than likely has a life and wont be around any time soon).

Hang to the left or right?

why is glass a liquid?

do you find answering some questions a chore?

Does the Tathagatha:

a) exist after death
b) not exist after death
c) both exist and not exist after death
d) both not exist and not not exist after death

wow, looks like I have my work cut out for me this afternoon. all questions will be answered in order.

SixEdxMia:

1. on sabbatical.
2. yes, in due time.
3. about 6 inches to the right of the line that seperates fishing from just standing there like an idiot
4. if I knew the answer to that, I'd be President of the Galaxy by now.
5. older
6. nothing. there is no finer way to explore life's mysteries than to query me repeatedly.
7. just come right out and tell him you dig Lesbians. chances are, he'll be turned on by it.
8. see answer to #6 above.
9. yes
10. no, go right ahead. "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em" I always say.
11. can you think of a better name for a feather in your cap?
12. you can eat it if you want, but you'll get a much better buzz if you chop/grind it into a fine powder and snort it.
13. absolutely
14. not yet. keep trying.

everquestjoe: ducks and beavers ate my socks

SixEdxMia: it's in the Union by-laws

everquestjoe: only if you wish to attain true enlightenment

everquestjoe: 17.6333 ppm (parts per million)

Fremen: left, generally.

roadkill: why is water a liquid? it is what it is.

Eugeni: only yours, buddy. :D

Kostya: e) all of the above

Did you know this is the coolest idea ever?

How would you say 'I miss you' in spanish?

everquestjoe: of course

Eugeni: dunno, I dont speak spanish. maybe mexicanonabike can help you out.

*If all the world is my stage, where is the audience sitting?

*If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?

*If I put freeze-dried coffee in the microwave, will I go back in time?Why,Or why not?

*How much would I have to weigh to be considered bulletproof?Ya know.. for my fat to protect my vital organs?
( I live in a bad hood,yo)

*Why do I get the munchies when I smoke pot?

*Why is touching a dead body considered a sin by god?

*Instead of talking to my plants, if I yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

*If a man speaks and there is no woman present to hear him,Is he still wrong?

*Is it possible for me to be totally partial?

*How do dryer sheets work?

I hope that you do not mind,I am in need of your infinite wisdom.

Mia: you sure do love this thread, dont ya?

1. On stage with you.
2. Only by the CIA. The other forces of law and order are not quite as insane as they are.
3. If you dont add any water to the coffee, you will go back in time. Only problem is, you only go back 14.63 seconds.
4. Roughly 15,000 lbs, give or take a couple of hundred.
5. I dunno. Now how about passing me that doob. And the chips.
6. It is? Hmm, I guess Hell is gonna be full of coroners and other medical types.
7. Yes. And believe me, you aint seen trouble till you've met a juvenile delinquent ficus.
8. You do know that I'm a man, dont you?
9. To some degree.
10. In the dryer, I believe.

oh, and Im sorry to inform you that my wisdom is not infinite. It is, however, stronger than dirt.

With Pulp, Pulp Free, or Pulp Fiction?

What kind of things do you ask yourself?

I wanna know...Have you ever seen the rain?

What does the term "psychoholicslang" mean?

What is [(4 plus 6 divided by 3 times 19) squared] plus [692 minus 1293 mulitplied by 33 minus 2 plus negative 34] times [the square root of 9] divded by [6 times 23 plus 934 minus 2] times pie?

War Wagon: Pulp Fiction, of course.

Eugeni: most recently, I asked myself: How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? I got no reply from myself.

SixEdxMia: yes, it was comin' down on a sunny day.

iamtheone: I'm guessing about the same as "psyco-babble"

everquestjoe: what kind of pie? apple, cherry, blackberry, chocolate, cocoanut cream, key lime, lemon meringue, or what?

or did you mean pi? in that case, the answer is: -17.675114, which may not be as accurate as you'd like, because my calculator does not have a key for pi, so I had to approximate it with 3.1417.

I prefer cherry.

You're bolder than I...If it were me, the responce would have been " www.calculator.com "

Why is it that that none of those things can be said to be the Tathaga after death?

Can someone be addicted to a thing like TFP?

What would be the way to handle that addiction if it is in fact real?

Can I see a picture of you?

Am I too fat to jog in public?

Why do I stay awake for days on end,I mean,Really How does it work...?

Kostya: hell if I know. I dont even know what yer talkin bout.

Eugeni: of course

SixEdxMia:

with antibiotics and methadone

sorry, I dont have any pics of me I can post (unless I crop my kid out of the pics), nor do I have any place to host them

what an absurd notion

I dunno. I do know, however, that the 24 hour work-play-sleep cycle is not hard-wired in the human brain. in the absence of external lighting cues (ie. daytime, nightime) people have been known to devolop much longer cycles, as much as 36 or more hours.

Wohoo!

Finally an unanswered question.

Doesn't it feel liberating to acknowledge the infinite that exists/nonexists beyond our understanding?

Whats going on?

Kostya: not really. Releasing a boner from a pair of tight jeans, now THAT is a liberating feeling.


everquestjoe: not much. 'sup wit' you?

Do I owe you anything for this?

and you could email me a pic of you & yours,I have my own... I'd like to see you. : )

SixEdxMia: only your eternal gratitude.

you minx, are you coming on to me?

If I told you that you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?

War Wagon: only if you are blonde, pretty, have big tits, a nice ass, and swallow like a porn queen. no wait, you dont have to be blonde, red is ok too. the rest, however, is non-negotiable.

Do we live in Matrix?

Was the boner you refer to a direct result of SixEdxMia?

Eugeni: I dont know about you, but I know for a fact that I dont.

Kostya: a gentleman never tells.

What kind of girl do you think I am? 0-o

What kind of girl do you think she is?

If a mime screamed in the middle of the forest would we hear him,and if we did,would we care?

Do you think things would be better if the Earth spun in the opposite direction?

Why would I suspect warwagon of following me around?

Has SixEd ever heard of the find new posts button?

SixEdxMia: you mean besides cool, smart and sexy? still collating data, I'll get back to you on that one.

War Wagon: pssst. keep it to yourself, but I think SixEdxMia is hot.

SixEdxMia: true mimes have had their vocal cords removed, thus removing all temptation to speak during performances. in regards to your question, if we are talking true mimes, then no and no.

War Wagon: doubtful. the only real difference I think would be that the direction that water swirls down a drain would be reversed in each hemisphere. everything else would still be bass-ackwards.

SixEdxMia: coz he's an internet stalker? j/k (I hope).

War Wagon: dunno. why dont you ask her yourself.

What's up with SixEdxMia's avatar?

Hasn't kostya ever seen a girl cry before?
(It'll change soon)

Will God ever be accessible through the use of technology?

What's another word for synonym?

What is your B.M.I?

Why is the alphabet in that order?
Is it because of that song?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificialy flavored BUT dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Kostya: she changed it. that's allowed, you know.

SixEdxMia:

1. I hope it wasnt something I said.

2. If there is a God (I have my doubts) then I'd say not likely.

3. What's another word for thesaurus?

4. My Bowel Movement Index? generally 1.0 per day.

5. Yes.

6. I think it's Dubya's fault.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What's the best way to communicate to someone that their behavior is about to land them in a world of shit? Email or in person?