tisonlyi

...but every club has to have a really good set of rules.

I've come up with one, but i need some more, which is were you 'orrible lot come in.

Tis's Club, Rules.

Rule 1:

All members shall undertake the undertaking and commit to the commitment of saying the spoken words, whilst breathing the breathed breath and controlling said air flow with the larynx and other suchlike particulars involved in the producing of spoken speech:

"You know, I'm a Raelian. Not a fake one, a real one. A real Raelian, so to say."

at least once per week, preferable to a shop assistant or cashier.

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There.

That'll fox 'em.

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sadistikdreams

I'll join.

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bernadette

i dunno what a Raelian is...

i need more information.

does this club have cool t-shirts?
they'd hafta be really super sweet extra special incrediably awesome t-shirts tho to inspire me to sign up to this curious club. and also i really do need to know what a Raelian is first.

and i think sadistikdreams is 'easy'...
hey sad, can i interest you in the purchase of some swamp land or a bridge?

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Redlemon

Rule 2: Members must replace at least one organ or body part with a disconcerting manmade equivalent. (Did you find a place to get that cool metal eye yet?)

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tisonlyi

Rule 3:

Members must be sheathed at all times.

(couldnt resist that one)

redlemon: Not as yet, i'll be speaking to those in charge of my care soon, so i'll check if they have any ideas on the subject before looking anywhere else.

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sadistikdreams

Rule 4: Must sing the bloody club theme song.

ITS THE KIND-A-WEIRD-CLUB-THINGY-STARTED-BY-TISONLYI-CLUB-THAT-TOTALLY KICKS ASS.
wEEEEEEEE OWWWNZZZ J0000

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
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bundy

Rule 5: Must recite the entire life story of Ayumi Hamasaki every morning at breakfast.

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Astrocloud

Rule 6: Must ignore Rule 5.

bundy

Rule 7: Must ignore Astrocloud.

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tisonlyi

Rule 8: Members should do their upmost to frustrate all attempts by The Establishment to undermine the unspoken, unwritten, unknown and unknowable aims which bind together it's members.

Rule 9: Opining opinions which might lead to the opinionated, as well the opinionless - in equal measure, to form opinions based solely on the opined opinions orated by the original opiner to the originally opined upon is should be expressly encouraged.

Such is my opinion, which is binding in all states southerly situated of orpington.

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bernadette

*invisible*

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tisonlyi

bernadette: Raelians are a religious sect, following a chap who claims some aliens have given him the keys to life itself and they also believe that we shouldnt reproduce naturally, but clone one's self.

or something like that.

google is your ally.

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Mephex

Rule 10: You do not talk about THE KIND-A-WEIRD-CLUB-THINGY-STARTED-BY-TISONLYI-CLUB-THAT-TOTALLY KICKS ASS.
Rule 11: You do not talk about THE KIND-A-WEIRD-CLUB-THINGY-STARTED-BY-TISONLYI-CLUB-THAT-TOTALLY KICKS ASS.

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sadistikdreams

WHWEEEEEEEEHEEEEEE

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
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hearts, by d.a.

bernadette

even tho i'm, lazy sometimes & it's easier to just ask here...

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/bart_google.gif">

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bernadette

but still... what about the t-shirts? are they cool or not?

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bundy

well, i believe the T-Shirt designs have been narrowed down to three...

first...

this interesting blue number pretty much sums up we nonsense folk.

next...

simple and to the point.
this certainly captures the primal urges of us all.

and lastly...

well, what can i say... surely this ones will become the official Tissy Nonsense Gang T-shirt.

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Arbiestsheft04

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