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Old 02-20-2004, 10:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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See, i'm starting a club....

...but every club has to have a really good set of rules.

I've come up with one, but i need some more, which is were you 'orrible lot come in.

Tis's Club, Rules.

Rule 1:

All members shall undertake the undertaking and commit to the commitment of saying the spoken words, whilst breathing the breathed breath and controlling said air flow with the larynx and other suchlike particulars involved in the producing of spoken speech:

"You know, I'm a Raelian. Not a fake one, a real one. A real Raelian, so to say."

at least once per week, preferable to a shop assistant or cashier.

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There.

That'll fox 'em.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'll join.
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i dunno what a Raelian is...

i need more information.

does this club have cool t-shirts?
they'd hafta be really super sweet extra special incrediably awesome t-shirts tho to inspire me to sign up to this curious club. and also i really do need to know what a Raelian is first.

and i think sadistikdreams is 'easy'...
hey sad, can i interest you in the purchase of some swamp land or a bridge?
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Rule 2: Members must replace at least one organ or body part with a disconcerting manmade equivalent. (Did you find a place to get that cool metal eye yet?)
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Old 02-20-2004, 02:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Rule 3:

Members must be sheathed at all times.

(couldnt resist that one)

redlemon: Not as yet, i'll be speaking to those in charge of my care soon, so i'll check if they have any ideas on the subject before looking anywhere else.
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Rule 4: Must sing the bloody club theme song.

ITS THE KIND-A-WEIRD-CLUB-THINGY-STARTED-BY-TISONLYI-CLUB-THAT-TOTALLY KICKS ASS.
wEEEEEEEE OWWWNZZZ J0000
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Old 02-20-2004, 03:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Rule 5: Must recite the entire life story of Ayumi Hamasaki every morning at breakfast.
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Old 02-20-2004, 04:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Rule 6: Must ignore Rule 5.
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Old 02-20-2004, 05:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Rule 8: Members should do their upmost to frustrate all attempts by The Establishment to undermine the unspoken, unwritten, unknown and unknowable aims which bind together it's members.

Rule 9: Opining opinions which might lead to the opinionated, as well the opinionless - in equal measure, to form opinions based solely on the opined opinions orated by the original opiner to the originally opined upon is should be expressly encouraged.

Such is my opinion, which is binding in all states southerly situated of orpington.
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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bernadette: Raelians are a religious sect, following a chap who claims some aliens have given him the keys to life itself and they also believe that we shouldnt reproduce naturally, but clone one's self.

or something like that.

google is your ally.
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Old 02-20-2004, 08:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Rule 10: You do not talk about THE KIND-A-WEIRD-CLUB-THINGY-STARTED-BY-TISONLYI-CLUB-THAT-TOTALLY KICKS ASS.
Rule 11: You do not talk about THE KIND-A-WEIRD-CLUB-THINGY-STARTED-BY-TISONLYI-CLUB-THAT-TOTALLY KICKS ASS.
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Old 02-21-2004, 12:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
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WHWEEEEEEEEHEEEEEE
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Old 02-21-2004, 12:34 AM   #15 (permalink)
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even tho i'm, lazy sometimes & it's easier to just ask here...

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/bart_google.gif">
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Old 02-21-2004, 12:38 AM   #16 (permalink)
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but still... what about the t-shirts? are they cool or not?
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Old 02-21-2004, 05:21 AM   #17 (permalink)
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well, i believe the T-Shirt designs have been narrowed down to three...

first...

this interesting blue number pretty much sums up we nonsense folk.

next...

simple and to the point.
this certainly captures the primal urges of us all.

and lastly...

well, what can i say... surely this ones will become the official Tissy Nonsense Gang T-shirt.
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Old 02-21-2004, 04:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Your ideas interest me, I wish to subsribe to your newsletter.
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