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See, i'm starting a club....
...but every club has to have a really good set of rules.
I've come up with one, but i need some more, which is were you 'orrible lot come in.
Tis's Club, Rules.
Rule 1:
All members shall undertake the undertaking and commit to the commitment of saying the spoken words, whilst breathing the breathed breath and controlling said air flow with the larynx and other suchlike particulars involved in the producing of spoken speech:
"You know, I'm a Raelian. Not a fake one, a real one. A real Raelian, so to say."
at least once per week, preferable to a shop assistant or cashier.
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There.
That'll fox 'em.
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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--
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