cchris

In the event of emergency,find a 3-story,10-foot-high building.
Just follow the red arrow and watch your head on the way in.




If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.




If you have set yourself on fire,run quickly to the shower.




Avoid mind altering drugs whilst waiting to be rescued.




If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,stand and ponder your options.




Always carry your magic flashlight with you in case you need to clear debris.




Because as we all know.
It sucks to get trapped under stuff.




Vortex,dead animals and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.





In times of crisis and widespread panic it is often a great chance to loot desirable consumer goods.
Hide these items.




It's a confined space you idiot.
Don't fart.





If you do let one rip then cover face.





The phone may seem like a lifeline in times of need.





But washing your hands with contaminated water will only make the numbers on your phone disappear.





If you choose to fight the power by trying to escape.





Beware.
It fights back.





When all hope is gone,go to basement.





Start your own meth lab,and die with a smile on your face.

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mirevolver

This reminds me of Fight club, when they switch out all the emergency procedures booklets on a plane.

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Fly

you my friend are fucked up......................

nothin' wrong with that though.

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saberyo

very good! i wish i were more creative

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Astrocloud

Shun the sky because you might turn into a mutant




Mutants have visible, disectable lungs and stomachs

mtn_biker30

My coworkers think I am a freak because i am laughing so hard...
My side hurts...

Averett

Those pictures are so old, and yet so timeless. Always good for a laugh

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Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

Batman976

And

Both had me laughing out loud.

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

Bob Biter

When I saw that the first time, the caption was:

"If you turn into a mutant due to exposure to radiation, don't stand near a window. Noone wants to see that shit."

Hilarious!

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

cchris

Thank you.


It's the medication.

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Crack

These were going around my office a little while back, I laughed at them then, and I laugh at them now.. Thanks!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx