What to do in an emergency.
 

In the event of emergency,find a 3-story,10-foot-high building.
Just follow the red arrow and watch your head on the way in.

http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_building.gif


If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_table.gif


If you have set yourself on fire,run quickly to the shower.

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Avoid mind altering drugs whilst waiting to be rescued.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_choke.gif


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance,stand and ponder your options.

http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_substance2.gif


Always carry your magic flashlight with you in case you need to clear debris.

http://www.ready.gov/i/expl_vis_flashlight2.gif


Because as we all know.
It sucks to get trapped under stuff.

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Vortex,dead animals and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_chem_area.gif



In times of crisis and widespread panic it is often a great chance to loot desirable consumer goods.
Hide these items.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_news.gif


It's a confined space you idiot.
Don't fart.

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If you do let one rip then cover face.

http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_cover2.gif



The phone may seem like a lifeline in times of need.

http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_emergency2.gif



But washing your hands with contaminated water will only make the numbers on your phone disappear.

http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_wash.gif



If you choose to fight the power by trying to escape.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_bridge.gif



Beware.
It fights back.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_car_wire.gif



When all hope is gone,go to basement.

http://www.ready.gov/i/nuc_vis_shelter3.gif



Start your own meth lab,and die with a smile on your face.

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_rad_bomb3.gif

This reminds me of Fight club, when they switch out all the emergency procedures booklets on a plane.

you my friend are fucked up......................

nothin' wrong with that though.

very good! i wish i were more creative

Shun the sky because you might turn into a mutant

http://www.ready.gov/i/vis_high_windows2.gif


Mutants have visible, disectable lungs and stomachs

http://www.ready.gov/i/bio_vis_resp3.gif

My coworkers think I am a freak because i am laughing so hard...
My side hurts... :)

Those pictures are so old, and yet so timeless. Always good for a laugh :)

Re: What to do in an emergency.
 

And

Both had me laughing out loud.

When I saw that the first time, the caption was:

"If you turn into a mutant due to exposure to radiation, don't stand near a window. Noone wants to see that shit."

Hilarious!

Thank you.


It's the medication.

http://www.ready.gov/i/sni_left.gif

These were going around my office a little while back, I laughed at them then, and I laugh at them now.. Thanks!