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Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2594268)

at least can I watch

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...though I would challenge your suggested statistics, I am quite sure I have better odds betcha betcha

Who ever said anything about you watching, that's so not in the deal. I don't think that you have a better chance then I do, I have the upper hand I'm around beautiful women all the time.

No watching...I don't even wear a watch...and one at a time is just perfect for me.

perpetual oysters...

raw or rockefeller, both are yummy

prairie oysters cure hangovers

The world is my oyster.

Rocky Mountain Oysters, Prairie Oysters, Mountain Tendergroins, Cowboy Caviar, Swinging Beef, Calf Fries...take 2

Just reading this might make many males cringe:

With a very sharp knife, split the skin-like muscle that surrounds each testicle.

Remove the skin and slice each testicle into approximately 1/4- to 1/2-inch-thick ovals.

Place slices in a large pan with enough beer to cover them; cover and let sit 2 hours.

In a shallow bowl, combine eggs, flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper.

Remove testicles from beer; drain and dredge thoroughly in the flour mixture.

In a large, deep pot, heat oil to 375 degrees F. Deep fry prepared testicles 3 minutes or until golden brown (will rise to the surface when done).

Drain on paper towels.

Serve warm with your favorite hot pepper sauce.

Oh but they just taste oh so sooo good. I haven't had any in such a long time, now i want some.

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yes, shout it out...

...in a very high pitched voice, I presume

I practice, but they always seem to end up as trite gestures, signifying nothing........

boo hoo

It's is probably because you're not being random your are thinking too much about your practicing, just let it flow little grasshopper.

so it's not just because I am shallow and empty headed?
Whew! Watta relief..............

my cold, dead fingers hurt...

piano playing keeps the fingers nimble and warmed up

biting your nails does to a certain degree

filing them is better...
use a file cabinet

oooohhh...

fall down, go BOOM!!!

big boom (like the start of the universe)

if a universe goes "boom" and nobody is there to hear it...?

then a tree falls....

old school............

kinda like this take 2 thread...............