i didn't just fall off the turnip truck, ya know...

(fall for a ridiculous request like that...sheesh...)

how about I'll give you 2 bucks if you don't post anymore in this thread...you can get almost 1/2 gallon of gas for that!

Pickled garlic and dulcet tones.

better than getting head-butted from a horned dorset...

.sssssssshhhhhhhhhhh

oh man...you done sprunged a leak.

i'll be back...

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The phoenix has risen.

ring,
you were probably a bad little girl who didn't listen to your elders, right?

nice try, nick...

nobody listens to you...

Getting kicked out of Brownie Scouts was just the beginning.

I've begun to hoard.

I'll take a box of Samoa's and a box of Thin Mints and eat them all with a tall glass of cold milk while I contemplate how to end this thread.

good thinkin'...

ehh, ill take a circle pit.


-sigh- boredom

BEER











oh sorry.......wrong thread

it's pronounced BE-AH.

hi, it's me again.

we know...

tenacious we all be...

ten aye shus ten aye shus ...I'm spraying a little as I say that and the evaporative cooling is soothing on my chest

edit == new trick I'm trying...if you check the date and time of this post edit, you'll see that I am ahead of uncle phil's post in post #4832...so obviously I'm winning so far but don't tell unc.

You sound a tad pixilated my dear...
can I have some?

I don't know, can you?

don't stand on your knees when you're pissing into a urinal...

okay then..."mother may I?"....happy now?

Men's bathrooms are not conducive for a relaxed evacuating moment;
twitchy business.

I may already be a wiener.

not while my buns are back in...

fear or love the spatula?

Don some Teflon.

hell if I know what that means...

It's a wrap.

teflon don...

a mafia type...

Oobatz.

patsy cline sang about that...

after midnight...

... a happy pappy

I talk in my sleep.
The voice activated tape recorder,

I set on the nightstand,
has captured many creative
garbled scrambled (secrets to the universe)...and stuff.

somebody...say it for him...

new tricks in process as we speak...

what the hell is a "Scromidazol"???

what came first, the wabberjocky or the looking glass?


Just checking in back here to see who posted last...Fly thinks he did but this one is after his. See ya later.

ottopilot said the above but then I posted this note...so guess who posted last.

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Wabberjocky.