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theguyondacouch 03-28-2004 06:47 PM

Kilgore Trout laughed uproariously. A salmon egg flew out of his mouth and landed in Maggie's cleavage.


I figure someone here will know it, but lets see anyway...

CinnamonGirl 03-28-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lucidity
How bout this...

"At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you. "

The answering machine message at the end of Reality Bites :)

Here's one: "I'm sorry. I'm nearly out of money. I've never had to afford things before and it's making me bitter."

saltfish 03-28-2004 08:17 PM

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much god hates that."

-SF

saltfish 03-28-2004 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LStanley
Snoop..

:)

-SF

mml 03-28-2004 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theguyondacouch
Kilgore Trout laughed uproariously. A salmon egg flew out of his mouth and landed in Maggie's cleavage.


I figure someone here will know it, but lets see anyway...


I am fairly certain that is from "Slaughter House 5", but Kilgore shows up all over Vonnegut's work.



GROWN-UPS NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES, AND IT IS TIRESOME FOR CHILDREN TO BE ALWAYS AND FOREVER EXPLAINING THINGS TO THEM.




:hmm:

SexyCat 03-28-2004 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mml

GROWN-UPS NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES, AND IT IS TIRESOME FOR CHILDREN TO BE ALWAYS AND FOREVER EXPLAINING THINGS TO THEM.




:hmm:

From The Little Prince



New Quote:

"Maybe someday, when you're older you'll be hip towards like being a man."

ni42 03-29-2004 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moobie
"Ketchup?! On lobster?!"
Red Dwarf - kryten says this to lister.
this might be a bit too obscure.
"The Vocaliztion of every hurt, every pain that could be experienced, was digitally stored in the computer's memory banks, brought to a boil by fingers dancing across a keybord." heres a hint, its from a book that was publised under a sudonym.

theguyondacouch 03-29-2004 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mml
I am fairly certain that is from "Slaughter House 5", but Kilgore shows up all over Vonnegut's work.
yup

Batman976 03-29-2004 09:20 PM

Ha. I love when this thread gets bumped up from obscurity.

Is this quote obscure?

"Fudge, Packer?"

3leggedfrog 03-30-2004 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaker
At one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.
12 monkeys?

heres one:
dawn/dekota: what kind of man jumps in to bed yelling come on you reds.
Felix: she made me laugh
dawn/dekota: good shag though
Felix: I'll tell yea, she kill anyone for me I'll say that for her.
dawn/dekota: hes got problems
Felix: shes got problems

kutulu 03-30-2004 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
Heres another one: How much cheese you use depends on how much you like cheese. How much do I like cheese? A LOT
Isn't that from the Buffy episode after they killed Adam?

PredeconInferno 03-30-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:


We've got sandy beaches...

hehe, it's a good one :cool:

03-30-2004 06:46 PM

I don't know how obscure these are, but they're 2 of my favourites

" 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!'
'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!?' "

"Remember when your mom used to drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon?"

Tophat665 03-30-2004 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Batman976
"Fudge, Packer?"
Cannibal the Musical? I Know the guys name was Packer, and I know this line would fit right in with Stone and Parker's other work.

PredeconInferno 03-30-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Untitled

" 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!'
'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!?' "


Happy Gilmore



Quote:


"Remember what I told you about coming in my shuttle?"
"... That is was manly and impulsive?"
"Precisely. Only the exact phrase was don't."


Batman976 03-31-2004 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Cannibal the Musical? I Know the guys name was Packer, and I know this line would fit right in with Stone and Parker's other work.
You got it! My favorite part about that line is that they totally set it up early on in the film. It's so corny, too.

pr0f3n 04-01-2004 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by torgone
Try this: "You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move." [/B]
I wouldn't have remembered were it not for your icon, but that's gotta be "Final Justice." Joe Don Baker holds a dear place in the lower regions of my bowels.

my addition:

Quote:

How you turn my world, you precious thing

PredeconInferno 04-02-2004 12:29 AM

FINE. Here's an easy one, since you guys won't even hazard a guess at my quotes:

Quote:


"COMMERCIAL!"
::kicks Brian in the crotch::
"I'm going to get some Gram-crackers!"



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