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Batman976 11-12-2003 12:30 PM

Post an obscure quote to see if anyone recognizes it.
 
The more obscure the better. That way if someone knows what it's from then they're just as fucked up as you. I'll start with one I posted in the random comment thread.

Did you ever weigh yourself, then eat a whole beeflog, then weigh yourself again? Did you ever make a baby with one? A beeflog baby? Did you ever take them and make a little village full of beeflog babies, and then they all rise up against you and try to kill your head? That's when I have to lie down.

mb99usa 11-12-2003 12:47 PM

Damn, I know the quote, I just can't remember where I heard it.

theguyondacouch 11-12-2003 02:03 PM

space ghost! space ghost! SPACE GHOST!

theguyondacouch 11-12-2003 02:04 PM

By the way, I can't think of a qutoe, any one got one.

Stiltzkin 11-12-2003 02:10 PM

Isn't really all that obscure, but... well stuff.

Quote:

New way? What's this about a new way? There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, I know it.

Fearless_Hyena 11-12-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Isn't really all that obscure, but... well stuff.
Clockwork Orange, of course!



Let's see if anyone recognizes this one from one of my fave movies:

Chichi! Chichi! Get the yeyo!

YzermanS19 11-12-2003 04:54 PM

I think thats from scarface.....its the only movie I can think that says "yayo".

Heres one:
Quote:

They say that Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means,... but I like it

Fearless_Hyena 11-12-2003 05:36 PM

Scarface it is!! It's in the scene right after the columbians hack the dude up with a chainsaw and they gotta get the hell out of there, there's 2 sacks of yeyo on the ground so Scarface points and yells Chichi! Get the yeyo!

one of my friends would get really drunk at parties and start mumbling that over and over again, that's how you could tell when he was really hammered

Batman976 11-13-2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theguyondacouch
space ghost! space ghost! SPACE GHOST!
Wow, I didn't even see that someone got mine. I'm impressed.

spived2 11-13-2003 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
They say that Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means,... but I like it
Hehe easy one. Chris Pontius from Jackass the show :)

Here's another easy one:
"Some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill"

YzermanS19 11-13-2003 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spived2
Hehe easy one. Chris Pontius from Jackass the show :)

Congrats! Nice job!

I dont know what yours is from though :)

Batman976 11-13-2003 07:12 PM

For the record, I didn't really mean for this thread to be a game. Hopefully the quotes will be obscure enough that maybe only one other person will know it. Everyone should post obscure quotes whether they know the previous quotes or not. Then if you happen to recognize one call it out. There are no strict rules to follow. Otherwise it would just be another "name that movie quote" game.

Spinach_Indeed 11-13-2003 08:09 PM

Here's a nice Obscure one for you..

Quote:

Tell me everything you know about these red, bearded men who smell of ham.. and VOMIT...

YzermanS19 11-13-2003 08:24 PM

Heres another one:

Quote:

How much cheese you use depends on how much you like cheese. How much do I like cheese? A LOT

spived2 11-13-2003 08:30 PM

LOL I believe that is steve-o making a delicious omelette.

Fly 11-13-2003 08:31 PM

speaking of cheese.....

so easy......

"there is no dark side of the moon really,as a matter of fact,it's all dark."

spived2 11-13-2003 08:34 PM

Quote:

Tell me everything you know about these red, bearded men who smell of ham.. and VOMIT...
Uhhh.... Invader zim?

spived2 11-13-2003 08:36 PM

Quote:

there is no dark side of the moon really,as a matter of fact,it's all dark
Pink Floyd, good shit.

Keep em comin :)

lyxo 11-13-2003 09:14 PM

While I'm sleepin'.... you're not gonna menstruate on me, are ya?

Bob Biter 11-13-2003 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spived2
Here's another easy one:
"Some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill" [/B]
"Blade"

Here's mine:

"I'll just take these Huggies... and all the cash you got."

Astrocloud 11-13-2003 11:49 PM

Raising Arizona

"It's like wiping your ass with silk"

Bob Biter 11-14-2003 12:18 AM

Matrix Reloaded

"3 minutes! That's all I'm giving ya... that's all the fuck I got!"

Redlemon 11-14-2003 06:34 AM

"Get my coat... GET MY COAT!!! Two, I mean fourteen years in obedience school, and dumb as a brick. I'd smack you, but it wouldn't be senseless enough."

As a hint, that one was from television, circa 1989.

Moobie 11-14-2003 12:54 PM

"Ketchup?! On lobster?!"

anti fishstick 11-14-2003 01:34 PM

"they were CONES!"

KWSN 11-14-2003 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
our god is a wolf who turns into an indian


anyone?

Ignignokt of the Mooninites on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

How abouuuuuuuut.......

"You have won second prize in a beauty contest, smash Rik over the head with the bank!"

kerk9191 11-14-2003 01:52 PM

one of my favorites for flame wars...

"Repetition is the weapon of choice of the mundane."

or for a movie kick, one of the best scenes...:
"
Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeal before that.

You lookin to become a penalogist?

You looking to go back? I work some crews, just waiting to f*ck up, get busted back. That you?
"

GuttersnipeXL 11-14-2003 02:13 PM

"I know you like to think that your shit don't stink, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo poo."


kerk9191...is that "Red" from Shawshank Redemption...?

spived2 11-14-2003 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by anti fishstick
"they were CONES!"
The Wedding Singer!

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
"You have won second prize in a beauty contest, smash Rik over the head with the bank!"
The Young Ones

Quote:

Originally posted by GuttersnipeXL
"I know you like to think that your shit don't stink, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo poo."
That's some Outkast lyrics off the song Roses, i believe

The rest of those quotes, I have no idea where they're from

vermin 11-14-2003 10:37 PM

"These here boats are the property of indigenous personnel. Don't fuck with 'em!"

Neato 11-14-2003 11:45 PM

When the Earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains streched up to the sky, sometimes higher,

Folks roamed the earth like big rollin' kegs
They had two sets of arms,
they had two sets of legs,
they had two faces pearing
out of one giant head
so they could watch all around them as they
talked while they read.

And they never knew nothing of love...
it was before....
the origin of love...

Bob Biter 11-15-2003 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Neato
When the Earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains streched up to the sky, sometimes higher,

Folks roamed the earth like big rollin' kegs
They had two sets of arms,
they had two sets of legs,
they had two faces pearing
out of one giant head
so they could watch all around them as they
talked while they read.

And they never knew nothing of love...
it was before....
the origin of love...

Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Nice one man!


Mine:

- Your friend told us a different story.
- Oh yeah? Was that the one about the hooker with dysentary?

taliendo 11-15-2003 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bob Biter
- Your friend told us a different story.
- Oh yeah? Was that the one about the hooker with dysentary?

The Usual Suspects, character was Fenster, actor was Benicio Del Toro....great flic.

Here's one for ya, not from a movie.

"I nevertheless believe I shall get her, namely on the strength of the absurd, on the strength of the fact that for God all things are possible."

Minx 11-15-2003 05:42 PM

Sorry I don't have a guess as the ones I did know had been uncovered already!

But... here's a quote from one of my all time favorite skits....

"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"

torgone 11-15-2003 06:50 PM

"He's got HUGE sharp . . .he can leap about . . ."

also the source of one of my favorite insults: "You mankey Scots git!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail of course.

Try this: "You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move."

Crack 11-15-2003 07:04 PM

"In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock." Huh? Let me give you a hint...a Father of our (US) Country...

bernadette 11-15-2003 09:19 PM

"You eat babies for breakfast!

And use their little bones as toothpicks!"

Chingal0 11-15-2003 09:43 PM

"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

Kewpie Dan 11-16-2003 12:41 AM

I don't know where the hell anyone's comes from.

But here is one, kicking it 1995 styles.

"I'll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you..."

kerk9191 11-16-2003 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kerk9191
one of my favorites for flame wars...

"Repetition is the weapon of choice of the mundane."

or for a movie kick, one of the best scenes...:
"
Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeal before that.

You lookin to become a penalogist?

You looking to go back? I work some crews, just waiting to f*ck up, get busted back. That you?
"


Neal and Vincent at the restaurant in Michael Manns HEAT

i love that flick too much....


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