Post an obscure quote to see if anyone recognizes it.
 

The more obscure the better. That way if someone knows what it's from then they're just as fucked up as you. I'll start with one I posted in the random comment thread.

Did you ever weigh yourself, then eat a whole beeflog, then weigh yourself again? Did you ever make a baby with one? A beeflog baby? Did you ever take them and make a little village full of beeflog babies, and then they all rise up against you and try to kill your head? That's when I have to lie down.

Damn, I know the quote, I just can't remember where I heard it.

space ghost! space ghost! SPACE GHOST!

By the way, I can't think of a qutoe, any one got one.

Isn't really all that obscure, but... well stuff.

Clockwork Orange, of course!



Let's see if anyone recognizes this one from one of my fave movies:

Chichi! Chichi! Get the yeyo!

I think thats from scarface.....its the only movie I can think that says "yayo".

Heres one:

Scarface it is!! It's in the scene right after the columbians hack the dude up with a chainsaw and they gotta get the hell out of there, there's 2 sacks of yeyo on the ground so Scarface points and yells Chichi! Get the yeyo!

one of my friends would get really drunk at parties and start mumbling that over and over again, that's how you could tell when he was really hammered

Wow, I didn't even see that someone got mine. I'm impressed.

Hehe easy one. Chris Pontius from Jackass the show :)

Here's another easy one:
"Some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill"

Congrats! Nice job!

I dont know what yours is from though :)

For the record, I didn't really mean for this thread to be a game. Hopefully the quotes will be obscure enough that maybe only one other person will know it. Everyone should post obscure quotes whether they know the previous quotes or not. Then if you happen to recognize one call it out. There are no strict rules to follow. Otherwise it would just be another "name that movie quote" game.

Here's a nice Obscure one for you..

Heres another one:

LOL I believe that is steve-o making a delicious omelette.

speaking of cheese.....

so easy......

"there is no dark side of the moon really,as a matter of fact,it's all dark."

Uhhh.... Invader zim?

Pink Floyd, good shit.

Keep em comin :)

While I'm sleepin'.... you're not gonna menstruate on me, are ya?

"Blade"

Here's mine:

"I'll just take these Huggies... and all the cash you got."

Raising Arizona

"It's like wiping your ass with silk"

Matrix Reloaded

"3 minutes! That's all I'm giving ya... that's all the fuck I got!"

"Get my coat... GET MY COAT!!! Two, I mean fourteen years in obedience school, and dumb as a brick. I'd smack you, but it wouldn't be senseless enough."

As a hint, that one was from television, circa 1989.

"Ketchup?! On lobster?!"

"they were CONES!"

Ignignokt of the Mooninites on Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

How abouuuuuuuut.......

"You have won second prize in a beauty contest, smash Rik over the head with the bank!"

one of my favorites for flame wars...

"Repetition is the weapon of choice of the mundane."

or for a movie kick, one of the best scenes...:
"
Seven years in Folsom. In the hole for three. McNeal before that.

You lookin to become a penalogist?

You looking to go back? I work some crews, just waiting to f*ck up, get busted back. That you?
"

"I know you like to think that your shit don't stink, but lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo poo."


kerk9191...is that "Red" from Shawshank Redemption...?

The Wedding Singer!

The Young Ones

That's some Outkast lyrics off the song Roses, i believe

The rest of those quotes, I have no idea where they're from

"These here boats are the property of indigenous personnel. Don't fuck with 'em!"

When the Earth was still flat
and clouds made of fire
and mountains streched up to the sky, sometimes higher,

Folks roamed the earth like big rollin' kegs
They had two sets of arms,
they had two sets of legs,
they had two faces pearing
out of one giant head
so they could watch all around them as they
talked while they read.

And they never knew nothing of love...
it was before....
the origin of love...

Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Nice one man!


Mine:

- Your friend told us a different story.
- Oh yeah? Was that the one about the hooker with dysentary?

The Usual Suspects, character was Fenster, actor was Benicio Del Toro....great flic.

Here's one for ya, not from a movie.

"I nevertheless believe I shall get her, namely on the strength of the absurd, on the strength of the fact that for God all things are possible."

Sorry I don't have a guess as the ones I did know had been uncovered already!

But... here's a quote from one of my all time favorite skits....

"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"

"He's got HUGE sharp . . .he can leap about . . ."

also the source of one of my favorite insults: "You mankey Scots git!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail of course.

Try this: "You think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move."

"In matters of style, swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock." Huh? Let me give you a hint...a Father of our (US) Country...

"You eat babies for breakfast!

And use their little bones as toothpicks!"

"Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

I don't know where the hell anyone's comes from.

But here is one, kicking it 1995 styles.

"I'll sew your asshole shut and keep feedin' you, and feedin' you..."

Neal and Vincent at the restaurant in Michael Manns HEAT

i love that flick too much....

Method Man by WuTang

How about this timeless movie quote "...stampeding (sp?) cattle through the vatican..."

"and she just died right there, mid-back-stroke!"

Elwood: Mallrats.

"You! Cake or death!?"

Eddy Izzard? Im pretty sure, not 100% tho.

"Steiney get me a danish!"

Chingal0: Correct.

thejoker130: Easy. HomestarRunner.com's Strong Bad.

Good ol' Blazing Saddles. I actually use that line as an away message sometimes when I'm online.

Curse you bernadette! I KNOW this one and it is absolutely driving me around the bend that I can't remember it!
ARGH!
:lol:

Filling in the answer, it was the Dog City episode of Jim Henson's Muppet Hour. No one else may know it, but my roommates and I watched it about 20 times sophomore year, so it is stuck in our heads.

"It's not you, Bernie. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall at night by killer robots."

Okay, so there are probably several people that know this one, but it still makes me laugh.

"No one that speaks German can be a bad man."

actually, I was thinking of the first movie the quote appeared in. In mallrats, it was a spinoff of the first movie it was used in.

"and she just died right there, mid-backstroke"

Anyone, anyone? Bueller?

Chasing Amy?

er no wait, Clerks?

Ah. I've seen Mallrats many times.. Clerks only once. That would explain why Mallrats came to my mind.
Clerks indeed.

"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers."

"Our pistols are hungry; our tempers are short. We are the cops of the world."

Easy, The Producers. Go see the stage version if you can, the touring company is going around now if I recall correctly. One of the best things I've seen on stage.

...calm as hindu cows...

very obscure
 

At one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.

"Fight Club"

try this one

"You're lying!"
"Of course I am, but hear me out."

"All women want to sleep on a man's shoulder."

The Simpsons - classic! :cool:


I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasing odor is half the point.

O Brother, Where Art Thou! Another classic.

"They say it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."
"And if you noticed, I ain't said shit for a couple of minutes!"

Well, I heard this in French in "Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poulain" or just "Amelie" for you yanks. It's said by some old guy at the bar in the cafe: "Toutes les femmes veulent s'endormir sur l'epaule d'un homme."

Here's another quote:

"In 19 minutes this area will be a cloud of vapour the size of Nebraska."

Bob Biter. You are a God.

The first time I saw that movie I didn't even get close to crying. The second time I almost creid four times. I'm such a dork now...
I prefer "All men want a women to sleep on their shoulder." At least that's how I am.

"No matter how powerful or subtle the sorceror, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style."

That from a book, this from something else again:

"OK, Idea Man! What's the big idea?" and
"Gravity is a harsh mistress."

'Every gun makes it's own tune.'

Thank you, Officer Fuckmeat.

Kostya-
thats perfect timing tuco.........

On the other hand:
"What I tell you three times is true."

"Who invited Louie? Judas, did you invite Louie?"

bob- was your nebraska one from War Games?

Please tell me you have a copy of that one. Please, anyone.

"The State" - third season

"I wanna dip my balls in it"

I really, really wish I did. I'm hoping that someday it will be released on DVD. I miss that show.

I FOUND IT! Lousy quality, but just the same...

http://www.statemedia.net/state.php

Donnie Darko isn't all that obscure.

bah.... I'll try harder then...



:o

How bout this...

"At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma and we'll get back to you. "

Kilgore Trout laughed uproariously. A salmon egg flew out of his mouth and landed in Maggie's cleavage.


I figure someone here will know it, but lets see anyway...

The answering machine message at the end of Reality Bites :)

Here's one: "I'm sorry. I'm nearly out of money. I've never had to afford things before and it's making me bitter."

"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and we all know how much god hates that."

-SF

Snoop..

:)

-SF

I am fairly certain that is from "Slaughter House 5", but Kilgore shows up all over Vonnegut's work.



GROWN-UPS NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES, AND IT IS TIRESOME FOR CHILDREN TO BE ALWAYS AND FOREVER EXPLAINING THINGS TO THEM.




:hmm:

From The Little Prince



New Quote:

"Maybe someday, when you're older you'll be hip towards like being a man."

Red Dwarf - kryten says this to lister.
this might be a bit too obscure.
"The Vocaliztion of every hurt, every pain that could be experienced, was digitally stored in the computer's memory banks, brought to a boil by fingers dancing across a keybord." heres a hint, its from a book that was publised under a sudonym.

yup

Ha. I love when this thread gets bumped up from obscurity.

Is this quote obscure?

"Fudge, Packer?"

12 monkeys?

heres one:
dawn/dekota: what kind of man jumps in to bed yelling come on you reds.
Felix: she made me laugh
dawn/dekota: good shag though
Felix: I'll tell yea, she kill anyone for me I'll say that for her.
dawn/dekota: hes got problems
Felix: shes got problems

Isn't that from the Buffy episode after they killed Adam?

hehe, it's a good one :cool:

I don't know how obscure these are, but they're 2 of my favourites

" 'I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!'
'You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!?' "

"Remember when your mom used to drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon?"

Cannibal the Musical? I Know the guys name was Packer, and I know this line would fit right in with Stone and Parker's other work.

Happy Gilmore

You got it! My favorite part about that line is that they totally set it up early on in the film. It's so corny, too.

I wouldn't have remembered were it not for your icon, but that's gotta be "Final Justice." Joe Don Baker holds a dear place in the lower regions of my bowels.

my addition:

FINE. Here's an easy one, since you guys won't even hazard a guess at my quotes: