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Old 06-20-2008, 02:47 AM   #3641 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:29 PM   #3642 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:32 PM   #3643 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:31 PM   #3644 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:47 PM   #3645 (permalink)
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Old 06-21-2008, 09:59 PM   #3646 (permalink)
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"after banging Phil", said Mrs. Hartman


= "i left my panties in his vette"......



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Old 06-22-2008, 04:04 AM   #3647 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 06-22-2008, 07:12 AM   #3648 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2008, 12:03 PM   #3649 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 12:52 AM   #3650 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:22 AM   #3651 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 02:38 AM   #3652 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:55 AM   #3653 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 06:18 AM   #3654 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:39 PM   #3655 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 03:41 PM   #3656 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 06-23-2008, 05:11 PM   #3657 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2008, 09:07 PM   #3658 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:45 AM   #3659 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 02:37 AM   #3660 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-24-2008, 04:43 AM   #3661 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 06:16 AM   #3662 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-24-2008, 07:33 AM   #3663 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:46 AM   #3664 (permalink)
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:08 AM   #3665 (permalink)
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= Something that looks pretty, but isn't very useful. Avril Lavigne, for instance.

/ Now I'm not sayin' she's a gold dagger.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:13 PM   #3666 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:22 PM   #3667 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 03:43 AM   #3668 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:54 AM   #3669 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:09 AM   #3670 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:34 AM   #3671 (permalink)
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(Puerto Rican Fence Climbing Shoes)
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:30 AM   #3672 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:46 AM   #3673 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:53 AM   #3674 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-25-2008, 02:19 PM   #3675 (permalink)
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= PRFCS

(Puerto Rican Fence Climbing Shoes)
damn...PFCs...i'd forgotten all about them...

anyhoo...

bread...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:15 PM   #3676 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:38 PM   #3677 (permalink)
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money...(it's a gas)


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Old 06-25-2008, 07:46 PM   #3678 (permalink)
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:39 PM   #3679 (permalink)
 
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:43 AM   #3680 (permalink)
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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