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Spinach_Indeed · 10-12-2003, 01:30 PM

http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

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The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos (Aves: Anatidae) (page 243-247)

On 5 June 1995 an adult male mallard (Anas platyrhynchos) collided with the glass façade of the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam and died. An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes. Then the author disturbed the scene and secured the dead duck. Dissection showed that the rape-victim indeed was of the male sex. It is concluded that the mallards were engaged in an ‘Attempted Rape Flight’ that resulted in the first described case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.

Discuss.

little limey · 10-12-2003, 01:33 PM

So it's saying that the one died in flight from the other one trying to rape it? And then after it was dead the rapist raped it for 75 minutes and they were both males? Damn, that sounds crazier than most human acts of rape. I really don't think that this shows homosexuality though. It's just an act of dominance. That's what rape is in the animal world.

Spinach_Indeed · 10-12-2003, 01:36 PM

Well, doesn't the scientific definition of Homosexuality as simply a organism that engages in sexual acts with the same Gender? I think it's just society that tact on the added vice of Affection or Love.

KWSN · 10-12-2003, 01:39 PM

...

you'd think that somehow, some way, there would be other things that you could report about in this world.

...apparently not.

CSflim · 10-12-2003, 04:08 PM

mmm...I would sure love to join in and make that a threesome!

Hot stuff!

YzermanS19 · 10-12-2003, 04:12 PM

2 replies for that story:

-Dead ducks can't say no.
-It's not rape if you're willing.

Judge not lest ye be judged! Who here can honestly say they haven't partaked in homosexual necrophelia with a dead duck? For shame!

cchris · 10-12-2003, 04:30 PM

$100 bucks for a fucked up duck.

How does that joke go?

bundy · 10-12-2003, 05:16 PM

yeah, i fucked yo dead ass... motha fucka ducka....

Spinach_Indeed · 10-12-2003, 08:15 PM

"What's the diffrence between You and a Mallerd with a Cold? One's a Sick Duck and..... I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore."

0nesh0tw0nder · 10-12-2003, 08:30 PM

Maybe the dead one led him on or sumpin... you know?

Giant Hamburger · 10-12-2003, 08:47 PM

Hail Citizens!

I, for one, am not surprised by this story. Who doubts there is a dark and nefarious side to being a duck? There is a river of evil that flows through all bird kind and mallards are no different. Why have we not heard from the respected ducks of this forum? Where is Mr. Quackers and toiletduck? Why has Powerduck5000 chosen to remain silent on this topic? Because my claims ring true! If I do not survive the night you can bet there will be ducks savaging my corpse by morning.

75 minutes!
-GH

Fly · 10-12-2003, 11:11 PM

i would have eaten the fucker not raped him.

bundy · 10-13-2003, 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by flyman
i would have eaten the fucker not raped him.

hey, how whack would it be if you ordered some lovely bbq´d duck... and got two for the price of one, with one mounting the other in this strange necro rape position...

wow...

i´d go back to that restaurant.

G5_Todd · 10-13-2003, 12:26 PM

Kewpie Dan · 10-13-2003, 07:53 PM

that's crazy. next time though I want to see two dogs have sex with a cat...(100 points if you can tell me what movie that's from)

bermuDa · 10-13-2003, 09:36 PM

ducks need love too, and that duck took what he could get.

Fearless_Hyena · 10-14-2003, 01:19 AM

what a bizarre ass write up. i mean, what the fuck!!!! a dog will fuck a skateboard given half the chance, so go figure

Midlandmadman · 10-14-2003, 10:11 AM

OK did anyone else wonder why someone watched a duck rape a dead duck for 75 minutes???????????? I don't think I could really take much more then 4 or 5 minutes of dead duck fucking .

vermin · 10-14-2003, 05:32 PM

Heh-heh. He said Anas.

Miekle · 10-14-2003, 07:23 PM

Kinda makems me feel a little better. I mean the only rapings I have ever heard of are from smart to semi smart animals like 'humans" and whales.

oberon · 10-14-2003, 08:11 PM

Jeez Louise dude, that's some pretty fucked up shit there.

10-12-2003, 01:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Well, doesn't the scientific definition of Homosexuality as simply a organism that engages in sexual acts with the same Gender? I think it's just society that tact on the added vice of Affection or Love. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

10-12-2003, 01:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
KWSN green	... you'd think that somehow, some way, there would be other things that you could report about in this world. ...apparently not. __________________ Your arms are broken!

10-12-2003, 04:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	mmm...I would sure love to join in and make that a threesome! Hot stuff! __________________

10-12-2003, 04:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	2 replies for that story: -Dead ducks can't say no. -It's not rape if you're willing. Judge not lest ye be judged! Who here can honestly say they haven't partaked in homosexual necrophelia with a dead duck? For shame! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

10-12-2003, 04:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	$100 bucks for a fucked up duck. How does that joke go? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

10-12-2003, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
little limey Psycho Location: Room Nineteen	So it's saying that the one died in flight from the other one trying to rape it? And then after it was dead the rapist raped it for 75 minutes and they were both males? Damn, that sounds crazier than most human acts of rape. I really don't think that this shows homosexuality though. It's just an act of dominance. That's what rape is in the animal world.

10-12-2003, 05:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yeah, i fucked yo dead ass... motha fucka ducka.... __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-12-2003, 08:15 PM	#9 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	"What's the diffrence between You and a Mallerd with a Cold? One's a Sick Duck and..... I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore." __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

10-12-2003, 08:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
0nesh0tw0nder Tilted Location: Bumfuk	Maybe the dead one led him on or sumpin... you know? __________________ "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

10-12-2003, 08:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Citizens! I, for one, am not surprised by this story. Who doubts there is a dark and nefarious side to being a duck? There is a river of evil that flows through all bird kind and mallards are no different. Why have we not heard from the respected ducks of this forum? Where is Mr. Quackers and toiletduck? Why has Powerduck5000 chosen to remain silent on this topic? Because my claims ring true! If I do not survive the night you can bet there will be ducks savaging my corpse by morning. 75 minutes! -GH

10-12-2003, 11:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i would have eaten the fucker not raped him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-13-2003, 12:26 PM	#14 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	lol __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

10-13-2003, 07:53 PM	#15 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	that's crazy. next time though I want to see two dogs have sex with a cat...(100 points if you can tell me what movie that's from) __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

10-13-2003, 09:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	ducks need love too, and that duck took what he could get. __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

10-14-2003, 01:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	what a bizarre ass write up. i mean, what the fuck!!!! a dog will fuck a skateboard given half the chance, so go figure

10-14-2003, 10:11 AM	#18 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	OK did anyone else wonder why someone watched a duck rape a dead duck for 75 minutes???????????? I don't think I could really take much more then 4 or 5 minutes of dead duck fucking . __________________ Its good to be back.

10-14-2003, 05:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Heh-heh. He said Anas. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

10-14-2003, 07:23 PM	#20 (permalink)
Miekle Insane Location: your front door...ding dong	Kinda makems me feel a little better. I mean the only rapings I have ever heard of are from smart to semi smart animals like 'humans" and whales.

10-14-2003, 08:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Jeez Louise dude, that's some pretty fucked up shit there. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb