Male Duck Fucks Dead Male Duck.
 

http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

Discuss.

So it's saying that the one died in flight from the other one trying to rape it? And then after it was dead the rapist raped it for 75 minutes and they were both males? Damn, that sounds crazier than most human acts of rape. I really don't think that this shows homosexuality though. It's just an act of dominance. That's what rape is in the animal world.

Well, doesn't the scientific definition of Homosexuality as simply a organism that engages in sexual acts with the same Gender? I think it's just society that tact on the added vice of Affection or Love.

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you'd think that somehow, some way, there would be other things that you could report about in this world.

...apparently not.

mmm...I would sure love to join in and make that a threesome!

Hot stuff!

2 replies for that story:

-Dead ducks can't say no.
-It's not rape if you're willing.

Judge not lest ye be judged! Who here can honestly say they haven't partaked in homosexual necrophelia with a dead duck? For shame!

$100 bucks for a fucked up duck.

How does that joke go?

yeah, i fucked yo dead ass... motha fucka ducka....

"What's the diffrence between You and a Mallerd with a Cold? One's a Sick Duck and..... I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore."

Maybe the dead one led him on or sumpin... you know?

Hail Citizens!

I, for one, am not surprised by this story. Who doubts there is a dark and nefarious side to being a duck? There is a river of evil that flows through all bird kind and mallards are no different. Why have we not heard from the respected ducks of this forum? Where is Mr. Quackers and toiletduck? Why has Powerduck5000 chosen to remain silent on this topic? Because my claims ring true! If I do not survive the night you can bet there will be ducks savaging my corpse by morning.

75 minutes!
-GH

i would have eaten the fucker not raped him.

hey, how whack would it be if you ordered some lovely bbq´d duck... and got two for the price of one, with one mounting the other in this strange necro rape position...

wow...

i´d go back to that restaurant.

lol

that's crazy. next time though I want to see two dogs have sex with a cat...(100 points if you can tell me what movie that's from)

ducks need love too, and that duck took what he could get.

what a bizarre ass write up. i mean, what the fuck!!!! a dog will fuck a skateboard given half the chance, so go figure

OK did anyone else wonder why someone watched a duck rape a dead duck for 75 minutes???????????? I don't think I could really take much more then 4 or 5 minutes of dead duck fucking .

Heh-heh. He said Anas.

Kinda makems me feel a little better. I mean the only rapings I have ever heard of are from smart to semi smart animals like 'humans" and whales.

Jeez Louise dude, that's some pretty fucked up shit there.