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Hail Citizens!
I, for one, am not surprised by this story. Who doubts there is a dark and nefarious side to being a duck? There is a river of evil that flows through all bird kind and mallards are no different. Why have we not heard from the respected ducks of this forum? Where is Mr. Quackers and toiletduck? Why has Powerduck5000 chosen to remain silent on this topic? Because my claims ring true! If I do not survive the night you can bet there will be ducks savaging my corpse by morning.
75 minutes!
-GH
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