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Xiomar · 06-06-2003, 08:20 PM

Hes a PIMP!!!

Ashton · 06-07-2003, 05:15 AM

LOL! I used the Inigo Montoya line on this story at FARK the other day

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...rmany_barbecue

rogue49 · 06-07-2003, 06:42 AM

Thank god, they've finally gotten it back on the market.
The production company that owned the rights went out of business.
Someone finally bought the rights again,
now we all get to own it ourselves.

Ancient Booer:
Boo! Boo! Boo!

Buttercup:
Why do you do this?

Ancient Booer:
Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up.

Buttercup:
But they would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it.

Ancient Booer:
Your true love lives! And you marry another. True Love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the queen of refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!

3leggedfrog · 06-07-2003, 03:42 PM

I think i know why you are winning.
why is that?
Because I am use to fighting against many men and not against a single person.
ahhh that makes sense.

blindawg · 06-07-2003, 04:24 PM

He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.

Why'd you say that name -- you promised me that you would never say that name --

What, Humperdinck? Humperdinck. Humperdinck. Ooo-ooo, Humperdinck --

I'm not listening.....

My wife hates this movei.. I watch it everytime I see it's on. I should just pop out and buy it on DVD. One of the best movies ever..

Empty_One · 06-07-2003, 07:01 PM

http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml

MAN IN BLACK What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.

VIZZINI Hmm.

VIZZINI, watching excitedly as the Man In Black takes the goblets, turns his back. A moment later, he turns again, faces Vizzini, drops the iocane packet. It is now empty.

The Man In Black rotates the goblets in a little shell game maneuver then puts one glass in front of Vizzini, the other in front of himself.

MAN IN BLACK All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead.

VIZZINI But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's?

He studies the Man In Black now.
VIZZINI Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

MAN IN BLACK (And now there's a trace of nervousness beginning)

You've made your decision then7

VIZZINI Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

MAN IN BLACK Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

VIZZINI Wait till I get going! Where was I?

MAN IN BLACK Australia.

VIZZINI Yes -- Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

MAN IN BLACK (very nervous) You're just stalling now.

VIZZINI (cackling) You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?

(stares at the Man in Black)

You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

As Vizzini's pleasure has been growing throughout, the Man In Black's has been fast disappearing.

MAN IN BLACK You're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work --

VIZZINI (triumphant) It has worked -- you've given everything away -- I know where the poison is.

MAN IN BLACK (fool's courage) Then make your choice.

VIZZINI I will. And I choose --

And suddenly he stops, points at something behind the Man In Black.

VIZZINI -- what in the world can that be?

CUT TO:

THE MAN IN BLACK,
turning around, looking.

MAN IN BLACK What? Where? I don't see anything.

CUT TO:

VIZZINI, busily switching the goblets while the Man In Black has his head turned.

VIZZINI Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.

The Man In Black turns to face him again. Vizzini starts to laugh.

MAN IN BLACK What's so funny?

VIZZINI I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink -- me from my glass, and you from yours.

And he picks up his goblet. The Man In Black picks up the one in front of him. As they both start to drink, Vizzini hesitates a moment.

Then, allowing the Man In Black to drink first, he swallows his wine.

MAN IN BLACK You guessed wrong.

VIZZINI (roaring with laughter) You only think I guessed wrong --

(louder now)

-- that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool.

CUT TO:

THE MAN IN BLACK. There's nothing he can say. He just sits there.

CUT TO:

VIZZINI, watching him.

VIZZINI You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

He laughs and roars and cackles and whoops and is in all ways quite cheery until he falls over dead.
CUT TO:

THE MAN IN BLACK,
stepping past the corpse, taking the blindfold and bindings off Buttercup, who notices Vizzini lying dead.

The Man In Black pulls her to her feet.

BUTTERCUP Who are you?

MAN IN BLACK I am no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know.

He starts to lead her off the mountain path into untraveled terrain.

BUTTERCUP (a final glance back toward Vizzini) To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.

MAN IN BLACK They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

And with that, he takes off, dragging her behind him.

Sorry, but that's one of my favorite scenes of all time.

BentNotTwisted · 06-07-2003, 07:11 PM

Well, that was exciting, wasn't it?

Fremen · 06-08-2003, 01:29 AM

I realise this is a work of fiction and all, but something has bothered me about this wonderful story for a year now.
The story is set in what seems to be the Middle Ages, but they talk about Australia being populated with criminals.
Didn't England only start sending criminals to Australia in the early part of the 19th century?

/end nitpicking

sweeze · 06-08-2003, 01:44 PM

you should read the book

it definitely talks about all the not-quite correct timeline information.

oh, and it is quite wonderful as well (even though the "perfect breast" line is not as good as in the movie.... :-\)

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06-07-2003, 03:42 PM	#44 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	I think i know why you are winning. why is that? Because I am use to fighting against many men and not against a single person. ahhh that makes sense. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-07-2003, 04:24 PM	#45 (permalink)
blindawg Lord over all I survey Location: Northern Michigan	He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. Why'd you say that name -- you promised me that you would never say that name -- What, Humperdinck? Humperdinck. Humperdinck. Ooo-ooo, Humperdinck -- I'm not listening..... My wife hates this movei.. I watch it everytime I see it's on. I should just pop out and buy it on DVD. One of the best movies ever.. __________________ ( • Y • ) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. ( • Y • ) - Jack Handey

06-07-2003, 07:11 PM	#47 (permalink)
BentNotTwisted Optimistic Skeptic Location: Midway between a Beehive and Centennial	Well, that was exciting, wasn't it? __________________ IS THAT IT ???!!! Do you even know what 'it' is? When the last man dies for just words that he said... We Shall Be Free

06-08-2003, 01:29 AM	#48 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I realise this is a work of fiction and all, but something has bothered me about this wonderful story for a year now. The story is set in what seems to be the Middle Ages, but they talk about Australia being populated with criminals. Didn't England only start sending criminals to Australia in the early part of the 19th century? /end nitpicking __________________ Google

06-06-2003, 08:20 PM	#41 (permalink)
Xiomar Psycho Location: Bay Area, California	Hes a PIMP!!!

06-07-2003, 05:15 AM	#42 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	LOL! I used the Inigo Montoya line on this story at FARK the other day http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...rmany_barbecue

06-07-2003, 06:42 AM	#43 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	Thank god, they've finally gotten it back on the market. The production company that owned the rights went out of business. Someone finally bought the rights again, now we all get to own it ourselves. Ancient Booer: Boo! Boo! Boo! Buttercup: Why do you do this? Ancient Booer: Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up. Buttercup: But they would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it. Ancient Booer: Your true love lives! And you marry another. True Love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the queen of refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!

06-07-2003, 07:01 PM	#46 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	http://www.godamongdirectors.com/scripts/princess.shtml MAN IN BLACK What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man. VIZZINI Hmm. VIZZINI, watching excitedly as the Man In Black takes the goblets, turns his back. A moment later, he turns again, faces Vizzini, drops the iocane packet. It is now empty. The Man In Black rotates the goblets in a little shell game maneuver then puts one glass in front of Vizzini, the other in front of himself. MAN IN BLACK All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right and who is dead. VIZZINI But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's? He studies the Man In Black now. VIZZINI Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I'm not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. MAN IN BLACK (And now there's a trace of nervousness beginning) You've made your decision then7 VIZZINI Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. MAN IN BLACK Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. VIZZINI Wait till I get going! Where was I? MAN IN BLACK Australia. VIZZINI Yes -- Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. MAN IN BLACK (very nervous) You're just stalling now. VIZZINI (cackling) You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? (stares at the Man in Black) You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. As Vizzini's pleasure has been growing throughout, the Man In Black's has been fast disappearing. MAN IN BLACK You're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work -- VIZZINI (triumphant) It has worked -- you've given everything away -- I know where the poison is. MAN IN BLACK (fool's courage) Then make your choice. VIZZINI I will. And I choose -- And suddenly he stops, points at something behind the Man In Black. VIZZINI -- what in the world can that be? CUT TO: THE MAN IN BLACK, turning around, looking. MAN IN BLACK What? Where? I don't see anything. CUT TO: VIZZINI, busily switching the goblets while the Man In Black has his head turned. VIZZINI Oh, well, I-I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. The Man In Black turns to face him again. Vizzini starts to laugh. MAN IN BLACK What's so funny? VIZZINI I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink -- me from my glass, and you from yours. And he picks up his goblet. The Man In Black picks up the one in front of him. As they both start to drink, Vizzini hesitates a moment. Then, allowing the Man In Black to drink first, he swallows his wine. MAN IN BLACK You guessed wrong. VIZZINI (roaring with laughter) You only think I guessed wrong -- (louder now) -- that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool. CUT TO: THE MAN IN BLACK. There's nothing he can say. He just sits there. CUT TO: VIZZINI, watching him. VIZZINI You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." He laughs and roars and cackles and whoops and is in all ways quite cheery until he falls over dead. CUT TO: THE MAN IN BLACK, stepping past the corpse, taking the blindfold and bindings off Buttercup, who notices Vizzini lying dead. The Man In Black pulls her to her feet. BUTTERCUP Who are you? MAN IN BLACK I am no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know. He starts to lead her off the mountain path into untraveled terrain. BUTTERCUP (a final glance back toward Vizzini) To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. MAN IN BLACK They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. And with that, he takes off, dragging her behind him. Sorry, but that's one of my favorite scenes of all time.

06-08-2003, 01:44 PM	#49 (permalink)
sweeze Tilted	you should read the book it definitely talks about all the not-quite correct timeline information. oh, and it is quite wonderful as well (even though the "perfect breast" line is not as good as in the movie.... :-\)