eyeronic

Please vote.

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I hold with those that favor fire.

Magpie0001

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die".

-"STOP SAYING THAT!!!!"


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Music is my first love & It will be my last.

forgotten_dream

"Who are you??"
"No-one of consequence."
"I must know!"
"Get used to dissapointment."

I am the man in black!

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

zf0enix

I am looking for the six-fingered man

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One step closer to the edge...

Tophat665

I could a give you my word as a Spaniard.

No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

eyeronic

"Stop it now. I mean it!"

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I hold with those that favor fire.

mpedrummer2

I...am so very confused here...

I'd like to buy a clue?

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My sig can beat up your honor student.

eyeronic

"Does anybody want a peanut?"

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I hold with those that favor fire.

goodness81

"are they using the same wind we are?"

--

"Probably just some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise through eel-infested waters at midnight"

warrrreagl

As you wish.

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Living is easy with eyes closed.

sweeze

you ever try to play drinking games to it? every line is drinkable!

platypus

Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a
Sicilian when death is on the line!

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

platypus

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you
think it means.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

MikeyChalupa

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

-Mikey

Eviltree

My way isn't very sportsmanlike.

kreskin

Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

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I believe in the inner beauty of a woman: When you’re in’er – beauty.

Mario

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.

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It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!

JoeyB

Have fun storming the castle!

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My mom is a Diamondbacks fan. She really likes the Big Unit

turmschlager

If he were completly dead, the only thing we could do is go thru his pockets for loose change

forgotten_dream

"You mean.... you'll put down my your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
"I could kill you now."
"Fair enough. I must say, the odds are slightly in your favor."
"It's not my fault i'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!"

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

ratbastard

Have you ever considered priracy?

YELLOW450

what boat?

maniac

the dread pirate roberts

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MMMmmmmmwwwaaa-hahahahahahahah (maniacal laughter)

ratbastard

True love is the greatest thing in the world except for a nice MLT, a mutton,lettuce and tomato sandwich.

serenlover

he's on the brute squad.

he IS the brute squad!

serenlover

Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!
Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Vezzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
Wesley: Yes
Vezzini:Morons.

I luv that movie!!

rsl12

my name is (woop a woop) slim shady.

sorry, off topic.

"I know something you don't know. I am not left-handed!"

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oh baby oh baby, i like gravy.

Bob Biter

- "What of the R.O.U.S's?
- "The Rodents Of Unusual size? I don't believe they exist."

*RRRRRROOOAAAARRRRR!*

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A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

rockogre

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Give me an "A" please.

I'll take a guess.

Miracle Wax!

What do you mean, wrong?

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

Cynthetiq

ooh.. jeez.. i gotta watch this movie again now...

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I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not.

G0dd3ss

aaahahaha, ahahaha, ahahaha, aha...*croaks*

I must go watch it RIGHT NOW!!!

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It's best not to be too moral...you cheat yourself out of too much life. - Maude, Harold and Maude.

Hycdubg

I am actually right-handed.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

ratbastard

But in the meantime rest well and dream of large women...

fuelmyfire

...you know, there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world...

QuasiMojo

I had a perfect pear oncetime....
it was deeeeeeelicious

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AzAbOv ZoBeLoE

eyeronic

I've met Wally Shawn a bunch of times and can report that he is a fine fellow and very friendly. Signed autographs for my dad and girlfriend and talked to me about my writing. A class act that guy. He's really cool.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, one word, "Inconceivable!"

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I hold with those that favor fire.

Minx

As you wish.....
I love that line! The original book, by the way, was fantastic!

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You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

Stiltzkin

(censored)

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The most important thing in this world is love.

mystmarimatt

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togewa, today. WUV, Twue Wov....."

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

mystmarimatt

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togewa, today. WOV, Twue Wov....."

On a side note, i know Christopher Guest's (Count Rugen) niece. she's cute as a button, that one

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.