My name is Inigo Montoya...
 

Please vote.

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die".

-"STOP SAYING THAT!!!!"


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"Who are you??"
"No-one of consequence."
"I must know!"
"Get used to dissapointment."

I am the man in black!

I am looking for the six-fingered man

I could a give you my word as a Spaniard.

No good. I've known too many Spaniards.

"Stop it now. I mean it!"

I...am so very confused here...

I'd like to buy a clue?

"Does anybody want a peanut?"

"are they using the same wind we are?"

--

"Probably just some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise through eel-infested waters at midnight"

As you wish.

you ever try to play drinking games to it? every line is drinkable!

Haha.. you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Only slightly less well know is this: Never go in against a
Sicilian when death is on the line!

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you
think it means.

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something.

-Mikey

My way isn't very sportsmanlike.

Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women.

Have fun storming the castle!

If he were completly dead, the only thing we could do is go thru his pockets for loose change

"You mean.... you'll put down my your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
"I could kill you now."
"Fair enough. I must say, the odds are slightly in your favor."
"It's not my fault i'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!"

Have you ever considered priracy?

what boat?

the dread pirate roberts

True love is the greatest thing in the world except for a nice MLT, a mutton,lettuce and tomato sandwich.

he's on the brute squad.

he IS the brute squad!

Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!
Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Vezzini: Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?
Wesley: Yes
Vezzini:Morons.

I luv that movie!!

my name is (woop a woop) slim shady.

sorry, off topic.

"I know something you don't know. I am not left-handed!"

- "What of the R.O.U.S's?
- "The Rodents Of Unusual size? I don't believe they exist."

*RRRRRROOOAAAARRRRR!*

I'd like to buy a vowel.

Give me an "A" please.

I'll take a guess.

Miracle Wax!

What do you mean, wrong?

ooh.. jeez.. i gotta watch this movie again now...

aaahahaha, ahahaha, ahahaha, aha...*croaks*

I must go watch it RIGHT NOW!!!

I am actually right-handed.

But in the meantime rest well and dream of large women...

...you know, there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world...

I had a perfect pear oncetime....
it was deeeeeeelicious

I've met Wally Shawn a bunch of times and can report that he is a fine fellow and very friendly. Signed autographs for my dad and girlfriend and talked to me about my writing. A class act that guy. He's really cool.

If you don't know who I'm talking about, one word, "Inconceivable!"

As you wish.....
I love that line! The original book, by the way, was fantastic!

(censored)

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togewa, today. WUV, Twue Wov....."

"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togewa, today. WOV, Twue Wov....."

On a side note, i know Christopher Guest's (Count Rugen) niece. she's cute as a button, that one