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Kyp 05-09-2003 07:40 PM

I thought this was Jadzia's thread? :-P

The middle.

richeee 05-09-2003 08:09 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by richeee
[B]Just a joke, Kyp! :D
I guess you had to be there... :)
/QUOTE]



* JadziaDax never passes judgement... but you'd have to ask richeee.. it's his thread

maybe read every post from the beginnining...

You might be new to the entire TFP, so I will explain this to you. JadziaDax is really a psuedonome for a very famous person that only a few of us are privledged to know. Therefore, sometimes, She answers/sometimes She doesn't. Sometimes, it's Her tits, sometimes it isn't.
The main thing to remember- DO NOT Piss Her off! She does have ultimate power over ALL of us!!!

So quit staring, until SHE says it's ok!!

Seriously!

Kyp 05-09-2003 08:15 PM

I did read every post from the begining, but that was a couple days ago I think, and I can tend to forget things.

I've been lurking the TFP for quite some time, I just never posted. I've picked up the whole JadziaDax / Woship Goddess or die thing.

And I didn't really think I did anything to piss her off, I was just joking around a little bit.

And she already said I could stare!!!

richeee 05-09-2003 08:19 PM

I give up! :D
Jadz? I guess it will be awhile before I meet Moderator-patience status!
I now love and appreciate You and the rest even more!!!! :)

Kyp 05-09-2003 08:23 PM

Give up what? I'm seriously trying to figure out WTF you have been saying this entire time. You kept on commenting on my jokes like I was saying them seriously. I have no idea what you were trying to say, you weren't very clear at all, and on an internet board it can be hard to pick up on exactly what you're saying.

Sorry if I'm just being a moron but I don't get what you were trying here. I just haven't really slept very well in a while now, so maybe it is me that's not getting the clear signals, but whatever...

richeee 05-09-2003 08:32 PM

????
Jadz???
Moderator???
Me????

KWSN???


Someone???

MR. Wizard????????

JadziaDax 05-09-2003 08:41 PM

I'm lost...

But as long as you're staring...

http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/cw...3dbiggrin3.gif

Kyp 05-09-2003 08:43 PM

*shrug* I guess I just made an ass out of my self, I dunno.

Long as you have the avatars, I won't stop staring. ;)

richeee 05-11-2003 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyp
*shrug* I guess I just made an ass out of my self, I dunno.

Long as you have the avatars, I won't stop staring. ;)

Kyp, you didn't make an ass of yourself- I was messing with you!:D
Sleep deprived people are fun to mess with!:p

Now go get some rest!

Kyp 05-11-2003 09:32 AM

Bah, everybody is always taking advantage of me =(

I've been trying to get some rest. It doesn't usually work out too well.

JadziaDax 05-11-2003 05:54 PM

maybe staying off the computer for a little while will help.

Hard to rest with a keyboard and monitor in front of you :)

oh, and my tits :D

Kyp 05-11-2003 05:58 PM

Yes, your tits can be very distracting when trying to sleep.

The keyboard and monitor just give me something to do while not being able to sleep. Otherwise I could just lay in bed and stare at my empty wall / ceiling for about 3 hours. I choose the computer.

Honestly, I would love to be able to find something better to do than sit here on my computer, but I'm not having much luck with that yet.

k, I'll add a question...

What kind of things do you do to pass your time with? (It's not a really hard question but it's still a question.)

richeee 05-11-2003 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyp
Bah, everybody is always taking advantage of me =(

I've been trying to get some rest. It doesn't usually work out too well.

...maybe watch a movie? Maybe "Insomniac"? :p

"...you lookin' at the tits? You must be lookin' at the tits..."

JadziaDax 05-12-2003 02:13 PM

Kyp: nope, not a difficult question... but I do all sorts of things... this is one of them. I moderate the best forum board on the entire Internet :)

But I don't have a lot of free time to pass... so this is actually done during other events. Yes, I multi-task well.

KWSN 05-12-2003 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
????
Jadz???
Moderator???
Me????

KWSN???


Someone???

MR. Wizard????????

KWSN? huh?

wait.... what?

JadziaDax 05-12-2003 05:49 PM

KWSN: "No", again "No", and I guess you missed "No".

;)

richeee 05-12-2003 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
...
You'll force me to cover my tits if you don't donate...
;)

Jadz~ Is there a different level of "rewards" on the donor program? :D
Sort of like PBSor something? ;)

JadziaDax 05-13-2003 02:47 AM

richeee: Only one way to find out, right? ;)

richeee 05-13-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
richeee: Only one way to find out, right? ;)
I guess I'll take the bait... watch for my next donation (and reaction!) after the 15th of the month...:D ;)

I would say "It better be worth it", but I already know TFP and The Jadzia Duo ARE worth it!
If you are reading this- then you know you agree----so donate now!:)

madsenj37 05-14-2003 12:10 AM

There is not much asking going on. My question is why (not)?

XenuHubbard 05-14-2003 01:39 AM

I have a question!

Does these pants make my butt look big, or am I still a hunk-cocktail made from 3 parts Sex appeal and 1 part Cool?

JadziaDax 05-14-2003 02:34 AM

madsenj37: why ask why?

XenuHubbard: Yes, they do, and you keep thinking whatever it is that makes you happy ;)

Fly 05-14-2003 07:08 AM

not really sure who the hell i'm asking this to cuz of so many diff people answering so.....

to whom it may concern....i was hit in the eye yesterday at work by a flying rock...it got the eyeball and it's pretty damn sore,so...any special type of eyedrops out there that have antibiotics in them?

no i didn't go the doc,but if it's sore tomorrow i will,so don't tell me top go to the doc.

eyedrops ?

JadziaDax 05-14-2003 07:28 AM

I'm not a doctor, so I won't give medical advice.

and I'm gonna tell you to GO TO A DOCTOR ;)

Minx 05-14-2003 02:26 PM

Hey Jadzia....where did the term blow job originate? (I've always been curious and too lazy to go hunt for it!)

richeee 05-14-2003 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
I'm not a doctor, so I won't give medical advice.

and I'm gonna tell you to GO TO A DOCTOR ;)

Flyman-
I second that- eye sight is too precious to take for granted. What are ('nt) you thinking?!?!?:rolleyes: :confused:

Minx- hang on. Here comes JadziaDax with the answer....

Jadzia?...

XenuHubbard 05-15-2003 01:07 AM

Hey Jadz - When me and my girlfriend practise the lost art of Scrotum Inflation, do I need anything more than a scalpel, a straw and a bandaid?

JadziaDax 05-16-2003 03:29 AM

Minx: This term, blow job, now widespread in English-speaking countries, spread from the USA in the 1960s. A puzzling misnomer to many, to blow in this context is probably a euphemism for ejaculate, a usage occasionally recorded in the 1950s. This may itself be influenced by the there she blows of whaling cliche. An alternative and equally plausible derivation of blow job is from the black jazz musicians hip talk expression blow meaning play (an instrument). This term probably caught on in Britain and Australia simply because there was no well-known alternative in existence.

XenuHubbard: http://www.chaseunion.com/cat2/inflate.htm

Minx 05-16-2003 02:38 PM

Thanks Jadzia....hell this girl knows everything! :)

XenuHubbard 05-16-2003 09:28 PM

Jadz... You are my GURU. Thanks! Too much longer using a bicycle pump would have caused us to practice Scrotum Explosion.

And Jadz; another question. There's a small, chubby man dressed in latex, stalking me. Last night he followed me around Taipei city on in-line skates, waving a huge buttplug around. I think it might be George Soros. What the hell is going on?

JadziaDax 05-17-2003 03:34 AM

Minx: You're welcome :)

XenuHubbard: Lay off the meds. ;)

uncle phil 05-17-2003 04:02 AM

here's a good one...where's marco polo? did his computer get sick like mine did? i miss him...

JadziaDax 05-17-2003 05:06 AM

uncle phil: unfortunately I'm not a mind reader (nor can I see into his house). But I can tell you that his last post was on May 7th, and the last time he viewed the forums was May 10th. Sometimes real life happens. All of us at one point or another may have to take a break from TFP (I know that sounds peculiar, but it's true). Have faith, he'll be back :)

manalone 05-17-2003 05:31 AM

JadziaDax, I would like to know:
Why do you come to tfp? and what brought you here in the first place? why do you come back?

Not that we don't appreciate you, but I am curious as to your motivations :)

JadziaDax 05-17-2003 08:22 AM

manalone:
What brought me here in the first place? An ex-boyfriend introduced me... sent me the link in a convo we were having and said "check this out."

Why do I come here now? Because it's a part of my life.

'nuff said :)

richeee 05-17-2003 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JadziaDax
manalone:
What brought me here in the first place? An ex-boyfriend introduced me... sent me the link in a convo we were having and said "check this out."

Why do I come here now? Because it's a part of my life.

'nuff said :)

at least WE have a reason to thank Jadz's ex... :p

(so does RRavin...!!)

Force 10 05-17-2003 09:07 PM

How much longer until Teri gets her job?

orange monkeyee 05-17-2003 09:17 PM

Where do stupid people from?

richeee 05-18-2003 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by orange monkeyee
Where do stupid people from?
Where were you born?

:D

JadziaDax 05-18-2003 04:45 PM

Ruprex: Teri who?

orange monkeyee: from the depths of hell, and we're constantly surrounded... and here comes one of them now...

richeee: who are you asking? ;)


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