Ask JadziaDax The really hard questions!
 

C'mon- give Her your best shot! ;) :D

"...I did, however, enjoy the "ask Jadziadax" thread that you started... it was amusing..." JadziaDax 04-26-2003 03.40 am TFP
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=2779

I know this is for hard questions, but I'll give you an easy one. ;)

What's the integral from 0 to p/2 of cos q?

Where do babies come from? - when this question is asked of me by my 3 year-old son, what should I tell him?

Spectre- Jadzia will be with you shortly...
Vermin- Jadzia will answer this, but if v-jr. needs an immediate response- the tried and true answer is: "Ask your Mom..."

Just to humor richeee...

Spectre - 1

vermin - a proper answer for a 3 yr old: Babies come from the love shared by a mommy and daddy.

:D :D :D
*continues to stare*

Why is it that Jadzia only gets hard questions? Are the rest of us to dumb for that?

* JadziaDax never passes judgement... but you'd have to ask richeee.. it's his thread ;)

Richee needs to start "Ask Richee" in order for that to happen.

A thread like that is a committment, and I'm rather phobic in that area!:D

* JadziaDax can easily turn this thread into the "Ask Richeee" thread...

So, Richeee... you have phobias?

:eek: :eek: :D :D :D
Ohhhh, I forgot about Your Super(Mod)Powers!:D
The only phobia is committment- once (actually, 5 times) bitten, twice shy...:(

So we can start asking you questions?

Can I reply in the form of a question?
Just like You?:D
Who would ask me a question?:confused:
What would the questions be?

What is the question??

*Nikki*, which question are You refering to?

Do you realize only I could pull something like that off? ;)

Just like You pull off Your top?!?!?;) ;) :D

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Whom should I be asking this?

Alright lets play hardball. What is the definition of the word 'musterbation' and who coined the term?

richeee: You askin'?

Giant Hamburger: Uhm... I think richeee can handle that one...

zfleebin: The word "musterbation" was 'coined' by Albert Ellis, Ph.D. He is known for saying "Masturbation is good and delicious, but musterbation is evil and pernicious". Musterbation is when we tell ourselves, "I must do this," or, "Things must be this way," even though they're not. It's all part of behavioral psychology. (sorry, I only minored in psych - and 4 other areas - so I cannot elaborate further than this).

Still amused me by getting that one. its actually cognitive behavioral but still hell yeah.
Level 2: Who was the first American president inaugurated in American clothes?

James Madison in 1809.

So Jadz~ with the upcoming nuptials and all, I would/will be willing to share and learn the duties of this post for awhile, until You have fully trained me to take on the duties, day-to-day.
However I can help, other than being a bridesmaid!
Once again, darling JD, I congratulate You and RR, and wish You both ALL the best, all-ways!!!
richeee :)

Dear JadziaDax,
Can I, and is it still proper to , still stare?

Since we're on the subject,
which of the united states consumes more spam per capita than any other?
( the meat kind, not the electronic kind )

I've got it, JD!


Guam????


Hawaii???

and what do you mean: "since we're on the subject"????
What do yo think about the word "banned"????!!!:D (am I a mod, yet?:cool: :D ;) )

richeee: stare all you want... he doesn't mind

oxymorphone: definitely Hawaii

richeee: banned is a lovely word that finds its way into the right people's lives... and no.

Jadz~ I've been gone for almost a week, doing a giganto Cinco de Mayo show.
What have I missed? Besides YOU!?
And *Nikki*!!! :D

SSDD.

Not a heck of a lot.
(btw, you can still stare)

SSSD--- hmmm....
I have NO idea what that is...
:confused:

Same shit, different day. (SSDD)

When are you going to set the date?

Uhm, whose thread is this?

When you get your ass in gear (you know what I'm talking about) ;) http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/cwm/new3d/p.gif

MINE! I stole it.

I was just letting him know what it meant, you're the one who said it anyways. Sorry if that upset you or anything :-P Can I still stare at your tits, please?

Nope, you must turn away while others get to stare....
Theft is a serious crime, punishable by gouging out your eyes :p

No, seriously, stare away ;)

Kyp- Thanks for the SSDD explanation. Not the fastest on IM speak.
RedRavin- from experience, do not choose any date in May, or the Summer Solstice. (details upon request...)
Jadzia- Yours :D
Kyp- DO NOT STEAL! Especially from JadziaDax!

(I tried to warn You,Kyp. You would'nt listen. Now You are staring at RockOgre's tits!!! Sorry dude!)

You warned me? Sorry, I think I feel asleep and missed that part. Or did I just not get the memo? Either way, JadziaDax already told me I could stare!

Okay, I'll give it back to her I guess.

If a turtle and a half can lay an egg and a half in 2 days, how many eggs can a chicken lay in 1 day?

Just a joke, Kyp! :D
I guess you had to be there... :)

Speaking of "there"- where in Oregon?

I thought this was Jadzia's thread? :-P

The middle.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by richeee
[B]Just a joke, Kyp! :D
I guess you had to be there... :)
/QUOTE]



* JadziaDax never passes judgement... but you'd have to ask richeee.. it's his thread

maybe read every post from the beginnining...

You might be new to the entire TFP, so I will explain this to you. JadziaDax is really a psuedonome for a very famous person that only a few of us are privledged to know. Therefore, sometimes, She answers/sometimes She doesn't. Sometimes, it's Her tits, sometimes it isn't.
The main thing to remember- DO NOT Piss Her off! She does have ultimate power over ALL of us!!!

So quit staring, until SHE says it's ok!!

Seriously!

I did read every post from the begining, but that was a couple days ago I think, and I can tend to forget things.

I've been lurking the TFP for quite some time, I just never posted. I've picked up the whole JadziaDax / Woship Goddess or die thing.

And I didn't really think I did anything to piss her off, I was just joking around a little bit.

And she already said I could stare!!!

I give up! :D
Jadz? I guess it will be awhile before I meet Moderator-patience status!
I now love and appreciate You and the rest even more!!!! :)

Give up what? I'm seriously trying to figure out WTF you have been saying this entire time. You kept on commenting on my jokes like I was saying them seriously. I have no idea what you were trying to say, you weren't very clear at all, and on an internet board it can be hard to pick up on exactly what you're saying.

Sorry if I'm just being a moron but I don't get what you were trying here. I just haven't really slept very well in a while now, so maybe it is me that's not getting the clear signals, but whatever...

????
Jadz???
Moderator???
Me????

KWSN???


Someone???

MR. Wizard????????

I'm lost...

But as long as you're staring...

http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/cw...3dbiggrin3.gif

*shrug* I guess I just made an ass out of my self, I dunno.

Long as you have the avatars, I won't stop staring. ;)

Kyp, you didn't make an ass of yourself- I was messing with you!:D
Sleep deprived people are fun to mess with!:p

Now go get some rest!

Bah, everybody is always taking advantage of me =(

I've been trying to get some rest. It doesn't usually work out too well.

maybe staying off the computer for a little while will help.

Hard to rest with a keyboard and monitor in front of you :)

oh, and my tits :D

Yes, your tits can be very distracting when trying to sleep.

The keyboard and monitor just give me something to do while not being able to sleep. Otherwise I could just lay in bed and stare at my empty wall / ceiling for about 3 hours. I choose the computer.

Honestly, I would love to be able to find something better to do than sit here on my computer, but I'm not having much luck with that yet.

k, I'll add a question...

What kind of things do you do to pass your time with? (It's not a really hard question but it's still a question.)

...maybe watch a movie? Maybe "Insomniac"? :p

"...you lookin' at the tits? You must be lookin' at the tits..."

Kyp: nope, not a difficult question... but I do all sorts of things... this is one of them. I moderate the best forum board on the entire Internet :)

But I don't have a lot of free time to pass... so this is actually done during other events. Yes, I multi-task well.

KWSN? huh?

wait.... what?

KWSN: "No", again "No", and I guess you missed "No".

;)

Jadz~ Is there a different level of "rewards" on the donor program? :D
Sort of like PBSor something? ;)

richeee: Only one way to find out, right? ;)

I guess I'll take the bait... watch for my next donation (and reaction!) after the 15th of the month...:D ;)

I would say "It better be worth it", but I already know TFP and The Jadzia Duo ARE worth it!
If you are reading this- then you know you agree----so donate now!:)

There is not much asking going on. My question is why (not)?

I have a question!

Does these pants make my butt look big, or am I still a hunk-cocktail made from 3 parts Sex appeal and 1 part Cool?

madsenj37: why ask why?

XenuHubbard: Yes, they do, and you keep thinking whatever it is that makes you happy ;)

not really sure who the hell i'm asking this to cuz of so many diff people answering so.....

to whom it may concern....i was hit in the eye yesterday at work by a flying rock...it got the eyeball and it's pretty damn sore,so...any special type of eyedrops out there that have antibiotics in them?

no i didn't go the doc,but if it's sore tomorrow i will,so don't tell me top go to the doc.

eyedrops ?

I'm not a doctor, so I won't give medical advice.

and I'm gonna tell you to GO TO A DOCTOR ;)

Hey Jadzia....where did the term blow job originate? (I've always been curious and too lazy to go hunt for it!)

Flyman-
I second that- eye sight is too precious to take for granted. What are ('nt) you thinking?!?!?:rolleyes: :confused:

Minx- hang on. Here comes JadziaDax with the answer....

Jadzia?...

Hey Jadz - When me and my girlfriend practise the lost art of Scrotum Inflation, do I need anything more than a scalpel, a straw and a bandaid?

Minx: This term, blow job, now widespread in English-speaking countries, spread from the USA in the 1960s. A puzzling misnomer to many, to blow in this context is probably a euphemism for ejaculate, a usage occasionally recorded in the 1950s. This may itself be influenced by the there she blows of whaling cliche. An alternative and equally plausible derivation of blow job is from the black jazz musicians hip talk expression blow meaning play (an instrument). This term probably caught on in Britain and Australia simply because there was no well-known alternative in existence.

XenuHubbard: http://www.chaseunion.com/cat2/inflate.htm

Thanks Jadzia....hell this girl knows everything! :)

Jadz... You are my GURU. Thanks! Too much longer using a bicycle pump would have caused us to practice Scrotum Explosion.

And Jadz; another question. There's a small, chubby man dressed in latex, stalking me. Last night he followed me around Taipei city on in-line skates, waving a huge buttplug around. I think it might be George Soros. What the hell is going on?

Minx: You're welcome :)

XenuHubbard: Lay off the meds. ;)

here's a good one...where's marco polo? did his computer get sick like mine did? i miss him...

uncle phil: unfortunately I'm not a mind reader (nor can I see into his house). But I can tell you that his last post was on May 7th, and the last time he viewed the forums was May 10th. Sometimes real life happens. All of us at one point or another may have to take a break from TFP (I know that sounds peculiar, but it's true). Have faith, he'll be back :)

JadziaDax, I would like to know:
Why do you come to tfp? and what brought you here in the first place? why do you come back?

Not that we don't appreciate you, but I am curious as to your motivations :)

manalone:
What brought me here in the first place? An ex-boyfriend introduced me... sent me the link in a convo we were having and said "check this out."

Why do I come here now? Because it's a part of my life.

'nuff said :)

at least WE have a reason to thank Jadz's ex... :p

(so does RRavin...!!)

How much longer until Teri gets her job?

Where do stupid people from?

Where were you born?

:D

Ruprex: Teri who?

orange monkeyee: from the depths of hell, and we're constantly surrounded... and here comes one of them now...

richeee: who are you asking? ;)

Well, I have another question.

Do you have any questions?

XenuHubbard, I have a ton of questions... After all, I'm a teacher ;)

OUCH!!!!:( :eek:


:D
Sorry, Mistress!




Can I have another?;)

richeee: be careful or I'll pull out the studded paddle...

Promise???

A question: Can I spank richeee for you?

richeee: sure. I'm getting offers in now to help ;)

XenuHubbard: We can take turns.

Would it be a bad idea to take Physics and Linear Algebra at the same time?

Jadz~ What sex is XenuHubbard?:confused: :eek: :(

Why am I afraid?:( :eek: :confused:

speckieweckie: no, not at all... you're bright enough to be able to handle it.

richeee: I'm hoping XenuHubbard is male, otherwise she's very confused... and there is nothing to fear but fear itself... so get over it :)

OK Jadz~ we gave You a few weeks off!
So now--- When are You getting married?
:confused:
And is this going to change our relationship?:p
Do You still love me? ;)
How open-minded is RR?:crazy:
:D: :cool: :lol: :icare: :crazy: :hmm:

You flirt richeee! :)
Ummm but yes...when is the big day?

uhhh... sorry, Minx... thought You were sleeping...uhhh... I was just asking for a friend...uhhh...so...uhhh... are you mad at me?...uhhh...that's a really nice outfit You're wearing...uhhh...
What? I bought it for You?!?...uhhh...
What's that, Jadz?!!??
Oh---- I have to go now.......

;)

:rolleyes:

Men! sheesh!

Jadzia....does true love REALLY conquer all?

To Bleth?!?!

Miracle Max: True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except
for a nice MLT... mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich where the
mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe....they're so
perky. I love that.

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.


Have fun stormin' the castle...:lol: :icare: :crazy: :D ;) :) :D

Jadz? You there?

richee: I was wondering what happened to this thread...
and as far as the date, nothing is set until we have a location, so not really. It doesn't change our relationship at all. Of course I do. And, very. :D

Minx: see above.

richee (again): uhm... did you take your meds?

Minx (again): I would have quoted the Princess Bride, too. But actually, in my heart I blieve the answer is "yes". There is "love" and there is "true love". And when it truly hits you, you're knocked over.

richee (and again): yeah, I'm here... I do sleep sometimes, ya know...

Can I join in? (place image of sparkling twinkly innocent puppy dog kitten eyes here)

:)

Ohh look....cute puppy dog eyes.....awwwwwwww lol

Thank you my friend....this is one of my all time fav movie moments and you brought a smile to my face with the reminder!


*edit....ooops...forgot to ask Jadzia something....shame on me.

When Kermit sings "It's not easy being green." is he just speaking from the heart or are there racial connotations here?

ps...I love Kermit & Robin...had a frog named Robin once...oppps rambling! :D

Dear Jad Z':

Which should I be? I, Me, or Myself?

Pyrate: of course you can join in.

Minx: Actually, most people would like to think that it's from the heart, but because of the whole green/pink battle, it's obviously racial.

Pyrate (again): You should be what you are most comfortable being. YOU.