What's the sound of one hand clapping?

How can we stare at Your tits, when all we see are hands covering them?:confused:
And where's the ring? ;)

titsmurf: *woosh* as it flies through the air.

richee: not enough people "did", so they are staying covered (see my sig). and... still in the store :(

Come on, Jadz- You are a Super Mod! Can't You have an avatar that opens her arms to those that do donate?;)
And the ring is still at the store?
Should I start a Pay Pal thread for You and RR?:D

richeee: nope... once I hear that donations have picked up, then they will be revealed again :)

And thanks, but it's still there because he's not here. Not because of money. We're waiting until he makes the big move. So until then, I am ringless...

But thanks for the offer. It's really sweet of you.

Jadzia...I donated just so richeee can see your boobies again...I'm not looking...I just don't swing that way! :D

Query....have you seen my spare house key anywhere?

I'm organising my little cousin's b'day party: party pies or cocktail frankfurts?

Minx: I promise you, you're keys will be in the last place you look for them ;)

Meridae'n: that would depened on how old your little cousin is and what he/she prefers. I would actually think of something fun like a "create your own pizza" party. Nothing beats making your own personal pizza with the toppings you want.

What's the best Monty Python sketch?

SPECKIEWECKIE!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a toss up... There's the "Dead Parrot" and "Crunchy Frog". Those two make me roll on the floor every time I hear them.

Hi Jadzia,

Do you own a rocking chair? Just wondering because of its uses in your "position of the day" posts.

Not a bad idea, but i'm too lazy as rule...

mirevolver: not yet... but buying one has been discussed :D

Meridae'n: There's really not much too it other than buying the ingredients. You can buy already-made pizza crusts (or even just the dough), and all the ingredients already cut into the pieces you'd want.

Jadzia...why does it always seem to rain on the weekends and is nice out when I'm working. :(

same questions i asked Nikki:
 

If you could be any animal, what would you be?
if you were sent to an alien planet and could bring any 2 things what would they be?

Minx: Not here, lately. It's rained every single day, weekend or not... I wish for a few nice days in a row... any days...

MacGnG: I'd be a cat. They are such graceful creatures, smart, and just so damned cute ;). And as long as the planet could sustain human life, I'd bring redravin40 and my pillow. The two things I can't be without.

:p

Awww... That's so sweet! :icare: But wouldn't You and RedRavin40 need a microwave or some other way to prepare the cat? :D :eek: :cool:

PS~ Thanks for moving Your hands!!:love: ;)

Jadzia.....is Rogue ever going to come out to play tag with us? :(

That's just mean.

Minx: I think I need to tag him a bit harder... I don't think he felt it.. ;)

What the hell is an 'Uncle Tom'? This word hasn't made it across the equator...

I'm sorry! Are You and RR vegans?:lol:

Why does my dogs like to drink out of the toilet even though I have fresh water in their bowls?

Meridae'n: see the following
richeee: no, both of us have a cat... :P

shaq=ignorance: either to piss you off, or that water you think is fresh and clean is actually worse than toilet water. :) Try keeping the lid closed.

Gotcha.

Any idea how i can download Commodore 64 games?

Also, what's the spanish word for 'lyrics'?

same questions as nikki
 

lol sorry for giving u nikki's questions again but i'm not being creative now

one wish, what is it?

you loose one of your five senses for an undefined period of time, which?

short phrase that best describe yourself.

Meridae'n: why would you want to download those??? Get a real computer ;)
y la palabra para "lyrics" esta líricos.

MacGnG: more wishes... ;)
I've lost my sight for a limited amount of time before and learned to cope with it.
Bitch, and proud of it. :D

Because i'm uncontrollably drawn to 'Bomb Jack' and 'Booble Bobble'. Also me and my cousin have a unresolved 'Dragonriders of Pern' duel from 1988...

They made Bubble Bobble for the PC, Nintendo, and Gameboy... Time to update...

Hello Jadzia!
Two questions for you (if you will be so kind) :)

a) When is Richeee coming back? :D and....
b) How often are we going to have to put up with the TFP "black-outs" (as I try to lovingly refer to them) because it's starting to bother me a tad and everyone has been so good trying to donate and shut off their avatar's. Are we getting closer to the goal? :confused:

Minx: a) I haven't the foggiest... he never told me he was going away :( I feel unloved... b) The way things are now, the "rolling black-outs" should no longer affect you. It's now aimed at the people who were really putting a lot of load on the server... those people who LURK. And you are obviously NOT a lurker :D

Awwww shucks....shuffles feet....blushes prettily.....Thanks - coming from you that's so nice!
Okay great....does that mean I can have my avatar back? :)
j/k!!!!!

I'm Back! Did I get any calls?
Anyone miss me?
Anyone mad that I didn't let them know my plans to be gone today?
Anyone feel unloved?
Anyone care that I have a punk rock farmer kind of sunburn? OUCHHHH!

All your messages are on your desk.
I missed you....just a little ;)
Nope.
Jadzia does...you meany!
Ummmm...I think I have some salve for that! :)

JD~ I am soooo sorry for not clearing my schedule with You in advance... what can I do to make ammends?
I feel like the floor mat of the porta-potty truck driver's cab that I am...
Where are You and RR40 registered for the big day?!? ;)

Thanks, Minx!!!:icare:

Minx: your avatar is up to you. I have no control over it :)

richeee: nope, no calls. nope, no one missed you. nope, no one's mad (angry maybe, not mad). nope, no one feeling unloved. nope, no one cares about the sunburn. ;)

Minx: Uhm... whose answering the questions here?

* JadziaDax makes sure she's in the right thread and glances at the title...

richeee: 'tis ok. You'll be forgiven this time. Don't let it happen again. And it's way too early to register anywhere. But when we do, it will probably be the standard places plus a few "outrageous" ones... (Got my Tiffany & Co. catalog today :D )

at least Minx's answers didn't slam me to the floor,crush me like a gnat, and spit me into a porta-potty!
Why must You mess with my emotions like this when You know how fragile I've become since RR proposed before I could?
:lol: ;) :D
Seriously, Thanks to Minx, :icare: for the REAL answers!:D
Another ?--- JD, I am busy all summer, meaning in and out of TFP, sporadically. How should I inform YOU of my schedule?
And will You please post Your registar info?
Thanks!:icare:

PS~ Thanks for "almost" showing Your tits! I guess it's better than nothing....:confused:

richeee: I didn't realize you had become "fragile"... fragile like a Faberge Egg? Or fragile like a 'leg in a stocking lamp'? Anyway, I don't need to have your schedule... I, myself, will be sporadically here (due to Summer school and wedding planning). And about the registry... I'm not even to that part of the planning yet...

Dogs - large or small?

pets - dog, cat, bird, snake, or other?

sex - just for fun or intimate encounters only?

rat: for all three of your topics - all is good :)

Are you gonna answer this seriously?
What the hell are points, when you're talking mortgages and real estate? :confused:

Fremen: "Points", also called loan discount points, are a prepaid interest used to buy a lower interest rate. Each point is equal to one percent of the total loan amount. (For example, one point on a $100,000 mortgage is $1000, or 1%)

I have a logon related question: why did Deep Space Nine come out as well as it did, despite having both worthy competition (Babylon 5) and Rick Berman running all things Trek at the time?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

new av...woohoo :p

fave newspaper comic?

My dog is having a bad dream right now....should I wake him up or is that bad?
HELP NOW! :(

sorry...I know you're busy but my poor buddy is suffering here!

CrotchrocketSlm: could it be.... good writing

djp: why are you copying my questions from v3?

MacGnG: that would have to be Peanuts and Andy Capp

Minx: I get confused... is that "Never wake up a sleepwalker" or "Never wake up a dog having a nightmare"... Well, it's one or the other, or maybe both... If the dog's anything like me, he won't remember the dream after he wakes up anyway. Let him sleep.

WOOHOO!! Now You're asking me questions!
OK, I'm ok now. Uhhh, fragile like a, uhh, "Faberge Leg, stepping on an egg, while wearing a pair of Leggs, holding a lamp, with the shade on my head"?
Is that "fragile"?
Actually, I'm about as fragile as a truck load of old, leaking crystal nitro glycerin, on a MacGyver rerun!:D

so, richeee, what was the question? ;)

I like it better when You are asked the questions and answer them,
don't You?

richeee: It depends on who's asking the questions.

Who would You prefer to ask You questions?
And when does the flag (bikini) get lowered?

After your nuptials have been completed and the I do's said, what will be the first words will you say to RED, after backing of the glass?

Is giving 100% of yourself enough, or can you give more?

After knowing you were in love (the very first time with RED), what next thing re affirmed it?

richeee: your questions are just fine :) , and there may be a lowering of the flag soon... maybe not... we'll see

i8one2: I've missed ya :)
After redravin completes the ceremony with the traditional "breaking of the glass", I guess I won't be able to say much while I kiss him for the first time as husband and wife ;).
I always give more than 100% when it comes to my job and my love.
The re-affirmations occur daily. Whether it's his voice on the phone, the thoughts of him while I'm driving, the "charm" I wear around my neck daily, or the daily e-mails, I constantly have affirmations of my love for him.

a) Are there any sites where i can type in words in english and it translates them into other languages (and vice versa)?

b) Who is the fairest one of all?

Jadz, may I? If so, here goes:

a) È ci dei luoghi in cui posso scrivere dentro le parole a macchina in inglese e le traduce in altre lingue (e viceversa)?
No, you are on your own! :D
Seriously, try http://babelfish.altavista.com/

b) Chi è quello più giusto di tutti?
"Virtual Tie! JadziaDax and Minx, but both of them only like Meridae'n as a friend. Actually, it's worse than that--You are like a brother to them "
-Sorry, dude :D

Always a fantastic position to be in...

What animals; living, extinct, or ficticious, would be in JadziaDax's Zoo?

Meridae'n: a) richeee listed one, however it depends on what language you want to translate from. Not all online translators have every language. http://www.freetranslation.com/ has a pretty descent translation service. But for some languages, for example Portuguese, you need to Google it as "Portuguese translator". b) Only the mirror knows.

richeee: no, you may not. take it back :p

MacGnG: Mostly mystical creatures... the Unicorn, the Jabberwock, the man of most everyone's dreams... ;)

What's the collective noun for a group of smurfs? And shouldn't it be 'smurves'?

If mares eat oats
and does eat oats
and little lambs eat ivy
will a kid really eat ivy too?
Isn't that hard on their digestive system? :hmm:

Who is my avatar a picture of?

Meridae'n: As far as a "collective" of Smurfs, I think they're quite extinct now... but did you know that the Smurfs were based on Belgian Pierre "Peyo" Calliford's 1957 comic "Schtroumpfs"... It's a fact :D

Minx: The whole little song goes as follows:

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake
Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon
Some call it pretty others call it crazy but they all sing this tune: Mairzy Doats And Dozy Doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes!
Mairzy doats And Dozy Doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer, and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you - oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

So, as you can see... no animals were harmed in the singing of this song :D

Conclamo Ludus: Hey, looks like my cousin... how do you know my cousin???? ;)

Dax, I was wondering if you have strange markings on your body like this girl here:

http://www.startreksite.com/crews/dax.jpg

Of course She does!!!! What are You, CRAZY?

How much is a 2002 'S' Pack Holden Commodore going to set me back? Silver if you can...

Its not your cousin, see. If I type see after every sentence, see. It will be giving you a clue, see. Another hint, see:

Famous for playing a tough as nails gangster in such classic movies as Key Largo with Humphrey Bogart, see. There now all you have to do is look it up on imdb, see. He used to say see at the end of his sentences all the time, see.

rmarshall: There's only one way to find out ;)

richeee: maybe he is...

Meridae'n: Are we talking new or with some mileage on it? Maybe around $30k... possibly... found this one for you http://www.ianparkermotors.com.au/In...1760+/1820.htm

Conclamo Ludus: but how do you know that Ed Robinson is NOT my cousin? ;) (I knew who it was all along..)

DAMN! You got it, see. Is he really your cousin? :D

well, of course he is- his "title" says so....
We all know that Edward G Robinson is Your cousin- where has Conclamo Ludus been?!
Real Questions:
How do I get that freakin' marezoat song outta my head??!!!???

Are You mad at me for not answering the "Getting To Know You" questions seriously? (I will, soon...)
What's the latest on the JD/RR nuptials?
Since You and I can't seem to have a (legal) future together, how do You feel about Minx?
JD and RR in Las Vegas? What are the odds for late October?

By the way- THANKS FOR THE TITS!!!!!:) :o :D ;) :p :cool: :eek: :crazy: :hmm: :icare: :lol: :love: :suave: :thumbsup:

Conclamo Ludus: If I tell you, I'd have to kill you ;)

richeee: start singing "the wheels on the bus..."
Of course I'm not angry with you.
The latest on the nuptials - still planning...
Minx is a great lady as far as I've seen.
Neither of us have vacation time at the moment... working on RR's move... so don't think either of us will make it to Las Vegas. Sorry.
And, you're welcome ;) It was long overdue.

new avatar? 'tis nice. :D

ok so,
Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?

richeee: start singing "the wheels on the bus..."

Oh Shit--- I'm doomed................
"Mares eats wheels and does eats buses, and......................................"
*Damn, sigh...*

MacGnG: in my pants... wanna look?

richeee: or how about Barney's little ditty... "I love you... You love me..."

What is the worst cuss word someone can say?

Why is Fremen scared of moths?

well if you're offering, it would be rude not to accept.

Meridae'n: WORK
And Fremen's a wimp... moths aren't scary. ;)

MacGnG: you're supposed to phrase that in the form of a question... like Jeopardy.

JadziaDax, May I look in your pants for Carmen Sandiego? :D

• Should "question" be spelled "kwestyun"?
• Is the letter C really neccessary, we already have K and S?
• Name a few things man has, that he shouldn't.

MacGnG: I'm not wearing pants :lol:
and -

• no, it should be kweschun
• Without the letter C, how would you spell cheese? K and S don't work in there.
• There's not enough bandwidth for that list ;)

i been dissed with my own bullet list, but u aint got no pants on so its all good :D

lol
everything should be spelled fanetikly
didnt think of CH
true

Why does it sound like Peter Garett's singing "Who's gunna shave me" in 'Blue Sky Mine' by Midnight Oil?

How long have you "known" richeee for and is he as nice as he seems? :D

Meridae'n: because you're hearing things

Minx: since he's been here on TFP... and it depends on how much he pays me to answer that question ;)

*richeee sends Jadzia a Pay Pal,
and then starts singing the Purple Dinosaur song...all day!*
sigh...

richeee: wasn't enough... oh, and the next song in the jukebox is "Yellow Submarine"...

In the town that I was born
lived a man who sailed the seas
and he told us of his life
in a Yellow Submarine....

We all live in a Yellow Submarine,
A Yellow Submarine,
A Yellow Submarine...

How many bricks make up a wall?

wireless or corded?

Damn it! Now I'm stuck with a bunch of purple mares, eating oats, bleating a Ringo song, riding in a bus!
At least You didn't curse me with the Brady Bunch Theme!

Oh shit!!!
"Here's a story, 'bout a man named Brady..."
:crazy:

If i were going to say that someone is very good at giving head and wanted to say that they are very good at the "_____ arts", how would I conjugate fellatio to fit in the blank?

Meridae'n: depends on how big a wall you want and what types of bricks you want to use... but the standard masonry unit is 4x2 2/3x8" or 4x4x12", so figure out which direction you want to place the bricks in, and how large you want the wall... then calculate how many bricks you will need.

MacGnG: That would really depend on what we're talking about. Phone - wireless. Vibrator - corded (more power and no worry about it the batteries dying out). ;)

richeee: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny Ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour...

grayman: First, one does not "conjugate" a noun (fellatio is a noun - see below). What you could say is that they are very good at the "art of fellatio".

Oh, You can be so cruel!:D Why did I check this thread early in the day?
"...Here on Gilligan's Isle" aaaarggghhh!

By the way- Mary Anne or Ginger?

richeee: I'll take 'em both for a threesome ;)

oh ok, well thats good to know.

Why is the 'Hundred Year War' called that if it went for 116 years?

Meridae'n: because the French can't count.

favorite juice?

MacGnG: whose? yours or mine?

haha. yours, what your favorite juice?

edit: new Avatar :p

MacGnG: practically anything except for grapefruit juice and prune juice.