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...stuck on my ukelele?"
"Just push the blue button and... |
...coins will fall outta my ass."
"the beat of a drum is like...... |
...a loud, rhythmic boom."
"If you give a mouse a cookie... |
... next thing, he'll be asking for nookie."
"Ask not what your country can do for you... |
...but what you can do to your country without getting caught."
"Its not whether you Win or Lose, Its... |
... ask what you can do to get out of paying its taxes."
"When you have trouble staying awake in a meeting... |
... write a note for everyone else in the meeting letting them know you're about to pass out..... then do so."
"When playing your GameBoy SP in the bathroom at work,... |
Pretend you're masturbating, thay'll respect you more, or fear you"
"Each journey begins with just one... |
"post."
"then i..." |
jammed my fork into the socket vigorously."
"Remember, the only thing we have to fear is.... |
"scary stuff."
"If I were king...." |
"...I'd make all sorts of random laws about things that no one cares about or understands."
"Before you come home, you have to..." |
"...leave home in the first place."
"I could swear I..." |
...left my pants behind your fridge"
"Dont worry, if anything happens... |
I'll marry you.
No, you swerve to HIT a... |
mindless pedestrian...50 points after all.
Thats it, you ruined my... |
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