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"Ah yes, it feels great to be back! I just wish I could remember...
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... where I stored all my ketchup. I really did like that green color that came out. MMMM, french fries"
"Wait!!! I left my purse in your... |
mothers car! She'll know of all the mischeif about!"
"OMG, the puppy's been.... |
....chewing on my cell phone and now I can't call my mother about the purse! This means that I'll have to...
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stick my hand up the puppy's butt to pull out the phone!"
"I never would have imagined that you could fit a... |
...whole fist into this little puppy!"
"Now If I could only find... |
... monkey into such a small orrifce
I have no idea whats going on becase... |
...I can't tell a phone from a monkey while up this puppy's butt.
This calls for... |
... extra-medium hot sauce!"
"Sometimes I just watch people walk by and imagine myself... |
....sticking cell phones into small orrifices
Tacos.... |
are best served pink"
"Well I knew something was wrong when... |
.... God appeared to me and told me to search for the holy graaail
Don't you remember when the aliens came and... |
...finally restored this forum.
Thanks to Halx, I can finally... |
...watch Life of Brian!!"
"On average, I usually do... |
... smoke alot of weed
Food is good in the ... |
... shaggin wagon"
"Hey, my pants are... |
on the floor!"
"Baby.. wont you pick up my.... |
... dry cleaning?"
"In the town where I was born lived a... |
girl who edited posts faster than lightning ;)"
"Man I love to... |
...man with four nipples.
I wonder if he had two... |
...halfs of a brain"
"I abstain from... |
moderation when I abstain from abstinence."
"Look into the abyss long enough, and... |
you'll see dead people.
Dead people are useful when... |
... the live ones keep saying 'no'."
"It took about three hours and four jars of Vaseline, but I finally... |
...popped the lid off that damned jar of pickles!"
"Honey! Carl Orff's on the phone, he says he wants to know if you liked his... |
...his pet Dog, "Johny." I ran over him on my way home from work, so he's what he had for dinner."
"Hello dear sir, do you release that is not gas you are pumping into your car, rather it is... |
"...jello, 'cause there's always room for it. :p
"Freedom from persecution is..." |
..... getting caught with a measily little joint."
"mother nature grows the best..... |
...pot... no wait, I grow the best pot."
"Please put a penny in the... |
.....call it a slot machine."
"blackjack is the best...... |
......aphrodisiac!
Press Control-Alt-Delete, then..... |
...commence to bang head on keyboard."
"If you can't beat 'em... |
.....smash the fuckin' keyboard with your head."
"damn it's good to be..... *edit* got beat but will still go with answer |
....lick'em."
"When I was your age..... |
... pussy came by the quarter pound, and cheeseburgers were a nickel"
"Once upon a time... |
"... they lived happily ever after."
"If I told you once I've told you..." |
"...once, and once should be enough!"
"By the time I get home from work..." |
...TFP should have more threads made than I can post in 1 day!!!"
"Those who try too hard, only... |
"...look like post whores."
"It's good when your girlfriend isn't... |
...your proctologist"
"Eat my... |
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