So, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

GrayWolf · 09-07-2003, 08:37 PM

if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?

grumpyolddude · 09-07-2003, 08:44 PM

How much wood would your mamma suck if your mamma would suck wood?

GrayWolf · 09-07-2003, 09:00 PM

bernadette · 09-07-2003, 09:36 PM

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Munku · 09-07-2003, 09:37 PM

Ouch, ncie burn grumpy!

IC3 · 09-07-2003, 09:52 PM

....Ahem....Wrong Thread.

Mitzkrieg · 09-07-2003, 10:51 PM

a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

neddy65 · 09-08-2003, 04:25 AM

Why would a damned Woodchuck chuck wood in the first place?
But if one did indeed chuck wood I would guess it would chuck a lot o' wood. I mean tons 'cause Woodchucks are generally an industrious breed of animal and a fairly large Woodchuck would chuck a shitload of wood, if of course it could avoid being run down by a speeding car whilst it crossed the highway to the woodlot.

bundy · 09-08-2003, 04:41 AM

whats a woodchuck??

whatever it is, its got a silly name if it doesn´t chuck its wood around.

cchris · 09-08-2003, 06:03 AM

And more to the point.

Does he,it,whatever WANT to be throwing timber around?

Giant Hamburger · 09-08-2003, 08:45 AM

Hail Wonderers of Esoteric Knowledge!

The Woodchuck Equation:

The total amount of wood = appetite - previously chucked wood + desire for extra wood + eagerness to chuck it + available free time + mood + diet + performance enhancing drugs + philosophical tendencies + or - the societal conception of the proper amount of wood to chuck * the number of wood chucks + strength + stamina + temperature and relative humidity = X

It’s a sickness.

It is slowly destroying the fabric of our society.
Perhaps we are already too late.
-GH

JazzmanAl · 09-08-2003, 08:55 AM

X = a ton of wood, I think. At least I hope so, or why is the wood chucker even trying?

GrayWolf · 09-08-2003, 09:30 AM

...And yet another thread that you just never expected to get this far. :P

vermin · 09-08-2003, 07:22 PM

Quote:

bundy
whats a woodchuck??

Same thing as a marmot or groundhog. If you've seen the Bill Murray movie Groundhog Day, you got a pretty good look at one.

Fly · 09-08-2003, 07:25 PM

if said woodchuck is chuckin' wood....would he not be lookin' at porn or what?

fwap,fwap,fwap.....

09-07-2003, 08:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
GrayWolf Tilted	So, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck... if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?

09-07-2003, 08:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	How much wood would your mamma suck if your mamma would suck wood? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

09-07-2003, 09:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
GrayWolf Tilted	... __________________ They are too young when you start worrying that they might be too young. 18 is my lowest limit. I'm going to be 25 next month.. No piece of ass is worth getting pounded in my own. - Johnny Rotten (I laughed for so long when I read this...)

09-07-2003, 09:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
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09-08-2003, 04:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Why would a damned Woodchuck chuck wood in the first place? But if one did indeed chuck wood I would guess it would chuck a lot o' wood. I mean tons 'cause Woodchucks are generally an industrious breed of animal and a fairly large Woodchuck would chuck a shitload of wood, if of course it could avoid being run down by a speeding car whilst it crossed the highway to the woodlot. __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

09-07-2003, 09:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Ouch, ncie burn grumpy!

09-07-2003, 09:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	....Ahem....Wrong Thread.

09-07-2003, 10:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

09-08-2003, 04:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	whats a woodchuck?? whatever it is, its got a silly name if it doesn´t chuck its wood around. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-08-2003, 06:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	And more to the point. Does he,it,whatever WANT to be throwing timber around? __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

09-08-2003, 08:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Wonderers of Esoteric Knowledge! The Woodchuck Equation: The total amount of wood = appetite - previously chucked wood + desire for extra wood + eagerness to chuck it + available free time + mood + diet + performance enhancing drugs + philosophical tendencies + or - the societal conception of the proper amount of wood to chuck * the number of wood chucks + strength + stamina + temperature and relative humidity = X It’s a sickness. It is slowly destroying the fabric of our society. Perhaps we are already too late. -GH

09-08-2003, 08:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	X = a ton of wood, I think. At least I hope so, or why is the wood chucker even trying? __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

09-08-2003, 09:30 AM	#13 (permalink)
GrayWolf Tilted	...And yet another thread that you just never expected to get this far. :P __________________ They are too young when you start worrying that they might be too young. 18 is my lowest limit. I'm going to be 25 next month.. No piece of ass is worth getting pounded in my own. - Johnny Rotten (I laughed for so long when I read this...)

09-08-2003, 07:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	if said woodchuck is chuckin' wood....would he not be lookin' at porn or what? fwap,fwap,fwap..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios