So, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck...
 

if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?

How much wood would your mamma suck if your mamma would suck wood?

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Ouch, ncie burn grumpy!

....Ahem....Wrong Thread.

a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why would a damned Woodchuck chuck wood in the first place?
But if one did indeed chuck wood I would guess it would chuck a lot o' wood. I mean tons 'cause Woodchucks are generally an industrious breed of animal and a fairly large Woodchuck would chuck a shitload of wood, if of course it could avoid being run down by a speeding car whilst it crossed the highway to the woodlot.

whats a woodchuck??

whatever it is, its got a silly name if it doesn´t chuck its wood around.

And more to the point.

Does he,it,whatever WANT to be throwing timber around?

Hail Wonderers of Esoteric Knowledge!

The Woodchuck Equation:

The total amount of wood = appetite - previously chucked wood + desire for extra wood + eagerness to chuck it + available free time + mood + diet + performance enhancing drugs + philosophical tendencies + or - the societal conception of the proper amount of wood to chuck * the number of wood chucks + strength + stamina + temperature and relative humidity = X

It’s a sickness.
http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9609/05/woodchucks/monitor.jpg
It is slowly destroying the fabric of our society.
Perhaps we are already too late.
-GH

X = a ton of wood, I think. At least I hope so, or why is the wood chucker even trying?

...And yet another thread that you just never expected to get this far. :P

Same thing as a marmot or groundhog. If you've seen the Bill Murray movie Groundhog Day, you got a pretty good look at one.

if said woodchuck is chuckin' wood....would he not be lookin' at porn or what?

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