Hail Wonderers of Esoteric Knowledge!
The Woodchuck Equation:
The total amount of wood = appetite - previously chucked wood + desire for extra wood + eagerness to chuck it + available free time + mood + diet + performance enhancing drugs + philosophical tendencies + or - the societal conception of the proper amount of wood to chuck * the number of wood chucks + strength + stamina + temperature and relative humidity = X
It’s a sickness.
It is slowly destroying the fabric of our society.
Perhaps we are already too late.
-GH