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Why would a damned Woodchuck chuck wood in the first place?
But if one did indeed chuck wood I would guess it would chuck a lot o' wood. I mean tons 'cause Woodchucks are generally an industrious breed of animal and a fairly large Woodchuck would chuck a shitload of wood, if of course it could avoid being run down by a speeding car whilst it crossed the highway to the woodlot.
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If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything?
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
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