baaa

mine does occasionally

Beltruckus

My brother when he was little stuck his finger in his butt and smelled and said it smells like chocolate cake HAHAHAHAHAHA he was like 3 1/2 at the time.

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baaa

What a hilarous and entertaining story. Thak you for sharing

wario

I can't bend enough to sniff it out.

Mr. Spacemonkey

If i had to guess, i would guess it does. Although i'm not quite flexible enough to know just how badly it does stink.

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HeAtHeN

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Keg-o-Grog

hmmm...
hmmmmmmm....

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bernadette

my butt smells like roses

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Junchbailey

Occasionaly I like to rub my brown eye, and afterwards I smell my finger. Yeah, it smells pretty bad.

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snicka

porck

marcopolo

Tell me, how many times have you said guys: "I wish I could truthfully say I wiped properly to avoid the stench but not have to put up the recent fads of self hygiene." well too many times if you ask me. I give you the ass wiping exploit for people on the go.

Tired of people pointing at YOU and holding their nose ?

Then try these two simple wiping methods ...

Sidelifter. Lean a little forward, and simultaneously either left or right, lifting the opposite asscheek. Then attack the fecal-ed anus from behind, wiping from taint and pulling back.

Frontloader. Spread 'em, go straight down, clear the nuts, go deep, then engage the backhoe, clearing the befouled anus by pulling forward. You may have to hold the nuts up in case of summer-sack.

There you go , 2 easy ways to avoid " Stink Butt ".

Just remember :" a clean ass is a happy ass ".Your colon will thank you !


A thread coming soon to you:

The deodorant exploit
The tooth brushing exploit
The hair combing exploit
The laundry exploit

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uncle phil

hey, bidets can work for guys too; right, marco?

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Munku

My butt smelled about 15 minutes ago when it was covered with my shit. Then I took a shower.

YzermanS19

TRUE

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Conclamo Ludus

This thread is awful. My butt smells like heaven. Everyday.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Fly

SO TRUE

(gotta like the weirdos though)

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SterlingStudios

laxative

my butt smells medicinal.

Cujo

Hmmmmm. Well I would think that any thread with links to Tub Girl or Mr. Goatse pics (there have been a few) would have to be the worst threads ever but yeah this prolly runs a pretty close second in my book.

Oh and please. If you don't know who Tub Girl or Mr Goatse are don't ask. Cause believe you me, you don't wanna know.

slimshaydee

my butt smells like a normal butt. My dogs butts must smell likes roses though because they keep sniffing each others all day

prosequence

Only when you smell it.

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Snoogans

Not quite, but it did make the top ten

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grumpyolddude

What does Roses' butt smell like?

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mingusfingers

I don't think so...I really hope it doesn't...except for the farting. That can get bad.

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Midlandmadman

I just thought this was hilarious!!!!! hahahaha I actually like this thread better the the "ASK whoever" threads.


And for the record I would say that by the time I take my shower that my ass may or may not be rancid!

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