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marcopolo · 08-18-2003, 02:39 PM

Tell me, how many times have you said guys: "I wish I could truthfully say I wiped properly to avoid the stench but not have to put up the recent fads of self hygiene." well too many times if you ask me. I give you the ass wiping exploit for people on the go.

Tired of people pointing at YOU and holding their nose ?

Then try these two simple wiping methods ...

Sidelifter. Lean a little forward, and simultaneously either left or right, lifting the opposite asscheek. Then attack the fecal-ed anus from behind, wiping from taint and pulling back.

Frontloader. Spread 'em, go straight down, clear the nuts, go deep, then engage the backhoe, clearing the befouled anus by pulling forward. You may have to hold the nuts up in case of summer-sack.

There you go , 2 easy ways to avoid " Stink Butt ".

Just remember :" a clean ass is a happy ass ".Your colon will thank you !

A thread coming soon to you:

The deodorant exploit
The tooth brushing exploit
The hair combing exploit
The laundry exploit

08-18-2003, 02:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Tell me, how many times have you said guys: "I wish I could truthfully say I wiped properly to avoid the stench but not have to put up the recent fads of self hygiene." well too many times if you ask me. I give you the ass wiping exploit for people on the go. Tired of people pointing at YOU and holding their nose ? Then try these two simple wiping methods ... Sidelifter. Lean a little forward, and simultaneously either left or right, lifting the opposite asscheek. Then attack the fecal-ed anus from behind, wiping from taint and pulling back. Frontloader. Spread 'em, go straight down, clear the nuts, go deep, then engage the backhoe, clearing the befouled anus by pulling forward. You may have to hold the nuts up in case of summer-sack. There you go , 2 easy ways to avoid " Stink Butt ". Just remember :" a clean ass is a happy ass ".Your colon will thank you ! A thread coming soon to you: The deodorant exploit The tooth brushing exploit The hair combing exploit The laundry exploit __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Last edited by marcopolo; 08-18-2003 at 02:41 PM..