does your butt stink?
 

mine does occasionally

My brother when he was little stuck his finger in his butt and smelled and said it smells like chocolate cake HAHAHAHAHAHA he was like 3 1/2 at the time.

What a hilarous and entertaining story. Thak you for sharing

I can't bend enough to sniff it out.

If i had to guess, i would guess it does. Although i'm not quite flexible enough to know just how badly it does stink.

hmmm...
hmmmmmmm....

my butt smells like roses

Occasionaly I like to rub my brown eye, and afterwards I smell my finger. Yeah, it smells pretty bad.

porck

Tell me, how many times have you said guys: "I wish I could truthfully say I wiped properly to avoid the stench but not have to put up the recent fads of self hygiene." well too many times if you ask me. I give you the ass wiping exploit for people on the go.

Tired of people pointing at YOU and holding their nose ?

Then try these two simple wiping methods ...

Sidelifter. Lean a little forward, and simultaneously either left or right, lifting the opposite asscheek. Then attack the fecal-ed anus from behind, wiping from taint and pulling back.

Frontloader. Spread 'em, go straight down, clear the nuts, go deep, then engage the backhoe, clearing the befouled anus by pulling forward. You may have to hold the nuts up in case of summer-sack.

There you go , 2 easy ways to avoid " Stink Butt ".

Just remember :" a clean ass is a happy ass ".Your colon will thank you !


A thread coming soon to you:

The deodorant exploit
The tooth brushing exploit
The hair combing exploit
The laundry exploit

hey, bidets can work for guys too; right, marco?

My butt smelled about 15 minutes ago when it was covered with my shit. Then I took a shower.

TRUE

This thread is awful. My butt smells like heaven. Everyday.

SO TRUE

(gotta like the weirdos though)

my butt smells medicinal.

Hmmmmm. Well I would think that any thread with links to Tub Girl or Mr. Goatse pics (there have been a few) would have to be the worst threads ever but yeah this prolly runs a pretty close second in my book.

Oh and please. If you don't know who Tub Girl or Mr Goatse are don't ask. Cause believe you me, you don't wanna know. :eek:

my butt smells like a normal butt. My dogs butts must smell likes roses though because they keep sniffing each others all day

Only when you smell it.

Not quite, but it did make the top ten

What does Roses' butt smell like?

I don't think so...I really hope it doesn't...except for the farting. That can get bad.

I just thought this was hilarious!!!!! hahahaha I actually like this thread better the the "ASK whoever" threads.


And for the record I would say that by the time I take my shower that my ass may or may not be rancid!