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galaxygirl · 08-18-2003, 03:24 PM

I bet I am the only person here who has met Charles Kuralt, and who has passed the U.S. Foreign Service Exam.

Munku · 08-18-2003, 05:53 PM

Quote:

I bet I'm the only one who is chewing on an empty coke can right now.

Coke can yes, Soda can, no. I chew sharp creases into every can of Mt. Dew I drink. Yes, every can.

i8one2 · 08-18-2003, 06:12 PM

I bet I'm the only person who has fallen of a m-60 tank while watching a round being fired from its barrel.

And who has cooked 100+ unique dishes in a 10 hour time frame, to feed a whole neighborhood from one stove, one frig, and four burners, and had a date the same night with a fight attendant.

Janie · 08-18-2003, 06:54 PM

I bet I'm the only person here that has three pieces of official documentation (SIN card and so on) with three different names.

...boy is my claim to fame dull.

Shpoop · 08-18-2003, 06:56 PM

i bet (but would like to see) im the only person with a double uvula.

the uvula in the back of my throat forks into two... looks like a nutsack in my mouf =\

Conclamo Ludus · 08-18-2003, 07:11 PM

I bet I am the only one here who's saved 15% on car insurance.

almostaugust · 08-18-2003, 07:50 PM

I reckon there is a good chance that im the only one hear who has found a decomposing corpse in the forest.

IckUber · 08-19-2003, 08:23 AM

I bet im the only one thats made sweet love to an old asian woman.

IckUber · 08-19-2003, 08:24 AM

I bet im the only one thats took a steamy dump on my freinds face.

Munku · 08-19-2003, 11:04 AM

Those last two are serioulsy f'ed up. Ick, unless you're old yoursef, and that's your wife.. please no more.. Some guy whiped shit on another dudes face while he was sleeping on CKY.. Then that guy later that night took a nice piss all over the other guy. Lol..

God of Thunder · 08-19-2003, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
I bet I am the only one here who has an autographed poster of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen who wrote underneath their signatures "keep it real."

I want one!!!!!!!

bparker805 · 08-19-2003, 12:39 PM

I GOT A BI VALVE UVULA TOO! I SWEAR!

I bet I'm the only one here who weighed his uncle's cremains in a grocery store and took his grandmas cremains with him to his graduation dinner.

RelaX · 08-21-2003, 01:57 AM

I bet I'm the only one here who's nick is RelaX... hah... that wasn't so hard.

AND they only one here that actually likes nu-metal ::hides::

Kyrin · 08-21-2003, 02:26 AM

I bet I'm the only person who has been on vacation and written PHP code in the wet sand on the beach in front of his cabin...

jwoody · 08-21-2003, 02:55 AM

I bet I'm the only person here with 4 inch long nipple hairs.

telekinetic2 · 08-21-2003, 04:20 AM

I bet I'm the only one here who was offered the chance to drive a brand new porsche targa owned by a guy he'd just said 'hi' to at a gas station

rooster · 08-21-2003, 04:35 AM

iceuber not anymore i made love to a old asian too vietnam 1970 frist sargents hooch maid on his cot too !!!

neddy65 · 08-24-2003, 04:56 AM

I bet I'm the only one here who has had a roadblock set up for him in Quebec for travelling at 140mph (on wet ashpalt)
............ and I had me Mom in da car!!!!!(1976 Datsun 280Z)

pr0f3n · 08-24-2003, 09:39 AM

I bet I'm the only one here to pass out drunk and wake up in a pool of someone else's vomit.

.... put out cigarettes on his bare feet

.... bum a light from James Hetfield (metallica) and ask him how he liked the concerrt before I realised who he was.

soxsfans · 08-24-2003, 10:04 AM

I bet I am the only one who lives in my house to post in this thread.

JBX · 08-24-2003, 12:24 PM

I bet I'm the olny one here who has broken down in the Lincon Tunnel during rush hour in a Volkswagon Rabbit.

Root_Beer_Man · 08-24-2003, 12:43 PM

I bet im the only one here who is drinking Root beer right now...no wait...NOW!

Psivage · 08-24-2003, 04:13 PM

I bet I'm the only one here who has one leg, one kidney, a reconstructive bladder who has to catherize himself in a hole above said reconstructive bladder.

Lebell · 08-24-2003, 04:54 PM

Sorry Zargix, I've made chainmail (just not a lot of it.)

Anyway,

Bet I'm the only person here:

-who's winked at Clinton and gotten a little wave back from him. (shook hands later with him)
-who's shaked hands with Mother Teresa

ssander9 · 08-24-2003, 06:23 PM

that has won a super chevy drag racing event in memphis in a 72 nova
that has a wife that holds the season drag racing points record at Byhalia Raceway
that has a tandy color computer 3 brand new in the box

ssander9 · 09-01-2003, 01:14 PM

Nailed my thumb to a carport support post with an air nailer.

ZeliG · 09-01-2003, 03:55 PM

only one to directly drink tabasco

wry1 · 09-01-2003, 04:12 PM

I bet I'm the only one who came home from a vacation to find a note from a porn star thanking me for the use of my bed....damned roommate of mine!

Meridae'n · 09-01-2003, 04:19 PM

...can breathe under urine.

wry1 · 09-01-2003, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by almostaugust
I reckon there is a good chance that im the only one hear who has found a decomposing corpse in the forest.

I've left a few in the forest before....but never found one.

....of course, now you know too much....

anleja · 09-01-2003, 08:48 PM

I bet I'm the only person here who is considering finding a "Gary Coleman for Governor" computer wallpaper background. I might actually do it. Or not. I'm definitely considering it, at least.

He's campaigning for Governor... and respect.

09-05-2003, 10:07 PM

I bet I'm the only one here who is in the process of constructing kits for the following activities:

Rape
Murder
Kidnapping
Grave Robbing
Breaking and Entering

filtherton · 09-05-2003, 10:48 PM

I bet i'm the only:

unconfirmed son of a preacher man.

person in here to be kicked out of the mall of america and the first mall ever built in america in the same day.

person in here to have had a 50 and 25 dollar reward out for information leading to my capture for stealing flags and rearranging the letters on a city welcome sign, respectively. Careful, i'm dangerous.

Empty_One · 09-06-2003, 06:54 PM

I bet I'm the only one here playing Literati right now

analog · 09-07-2003, 01:22 AM

High school. My best friend Jay is moving away for a while. The entore 100 or so people in the drama class make a tape sending him off. I bet i'm the only one here who on two seperate parts of a videotape for a friend gave speeches on how i'd miss him while I molested the shit out of my light boards (tech guy i am, light board for the news room AND the auditorium.).

KWSN · 09-07-2003, 07:38 AM

I bet I'm the only one here who had his eyelid sliced completely open by a hockey stick when he was about 13, somehow without any damage to the actual eye whatsoever.

09-07-2003, 02:04 PM

Me= the only one arrested for crossing the international border, from the US into Mexico, in the trunk of a Corvair.

prosequence · 09-07-2003, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sluggin
I bet I'm the only one who's swam through a swamp fully clothed (though I lost a shoe) running from the cops extremely drunk.... well, probably not.

Oh my God !!! Must be my lost relative ....
Did the exact same thing on my stagg night....

never · 09-07-2003, 03:13 PM

i bet im the only one here that has ever gone out to dinner with Anna Kournikova.

thejoker130 · 09-13-2003, 11:53 AM

I bet I'm the only person here who has taken a tree down in his yard with the help of gunfire.

08-18-2003, 03:24 PM	#81 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	I bet I am the only person here who has met Charles Kuralt, and who has passed the U.S. Foreign Service Exam. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

08-18-2003, 06:12 PM	#83 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	I bet I'm the only person who has fallen of a m-60 tank while watching a round being fired from its barrel. And who has cooked 100+ unique dishes in a 10 hour time frame, to feed a whole neighborhood from one stove, one frig, and four burners, and had a date the same night with a fight attendant. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

08-18-2003, 06:54 PM	#84 (permalink)
Janie Insane Location: Greater Vancouver	I bet I'm the only person here that has three pieces of official documentation (SIN card and so on) with three different names. ...boy is my claim to fame dull. __________________ cheers to the motherland

08-18-2003, 07:11 PM	#86 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I bet I am the only one here who's saved 15% on car insurance. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-18-2003, 07:50 PM	#87 (permalink)
almostaugust Junkie Location: Oz	I reckon there is a good chance that im the only one hear who has found a decomposing corpse in the forest. __________________ 'And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I tried to tell my myself To hold on to these moments as they pass'

08-18-2003, 06:56 PM	#85 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i bet (but would like to see) im the only person with a double uvula. the uvula in the back of my throat forks into two... looks like a nutsack in my mouf =\

08-19-2003, 08:23 AM	#88 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	I bet im the only one thats made sweet love to an old asian woman. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-19-2003, 08:24 AM	#89 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	I bet im the only one thats took a steamy dump on my freinds face. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-19-2003, 11:04 AM	#90 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Those last two are serioulsy f'ed up. Ick, unless you're old yoursef, and that's your wife.. please no more.. Some guy whiped shit on another dudes face while he was sleeping on CKY.. Then that guy later that night took a nice piss all over the other guy. Lol..

08-19-2003, 12:39 PM	#92 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	I GOT A BI VALVE UVULA TOO! I SWEAR! I bet I'm the only one here who weighed his uncle's cremains in a grocery store and took his grandmas cremains with him to his graduation dinner. Last edited by bparker805; 08-19-2003 at 12:41 PM..

08-21-2003, 01:57 AM	#93 (permalink)
RelaX Follower of Ner'Zhul Location: Netherlands	I bet I'm the only one here who's nick is RelaX... hah... that wasn't so hard. AND they only one here that actually likes nu-metal ::hides:: __________________ The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. - Nathaniel Borenstein

08-21-2003, 02:26 AM	#94 (permalink)
Kyrin Upright Location: The Basement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada	I bet I'm the only person who has been on vacation and written PHP code in the wet sand on the beach in front of his cabin... __________________ My opinions are my own, you may or may not agree with them, but those are your opinions, which I also may or may not agree with.

08-21-2003, 02:55 AM	#95 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I bet I'm the only person here with 4 inch long nipple hairs. __________________ .

08-21-2003, 04:20 AM	#96 (permalink)
telekinetic2 Loser	I bet I'm the only one here who was offered the chance to drive a brand new porsche targa owned by a guy he'd just said 'hi' to at a gas station

08-21-2003, 04:35 AM	#97 (permalink)
rooster Loser Location: missouri	iceuber not anymore i made love to a old asian too vietnam 1970 frist sargents hooch maid on his cot too !!!

09-01-2003, 04:19 PM	#109 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	...can breathe under urine. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

08-24-2003, 04:56 AM	#98 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	I bet I'm the only one here who has had a roadblock set up for him in Quebec for travelling at 140mph (on wet ashpalt) ............ and I had me Mom in da car!!!!!(1976 Datsun 280Z) __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-24-2003, 09:39 AM	#99 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	I bet I'm the only one here to pass out drunk and wake up in a pool of someone else's vomit. .... put out cigarettes on his bare feet .... bum a light from James Hetfield (metallica) and ask him how he liked the concerrt before I realised who he was. __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

08-24-2003, 10:04 AM	#100 (permalink)
soxsfans Junkie	I bet I am the only one who lives in my house to post in this thread.

08-24-2003, 12:24 PM	#101 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	I bet I'm the olny one here who has broken down in the Lincon Tunnel during rush hour in a Volkswagon Rabbit. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-24-2003, 12:43 PM	#102 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	I bet im the only one here who is drinking Root beer right now...no wait...NOW! __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-24-2003, 04:13 PM	#103 (permalink)
Psivage Psycho	I bet I'm the only one here who has one leg, one kidney, a reconstructive bladder who has to catherize himself in a hole above said reconstructive bladder.

08-24-2003, 04:54 PM	#104 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Sorry Zargix, I've made chainmail (just not a lot of it.) Anyway, Bet I'm the only person here: -who's winked at Clinton and gotten a little wave back from him. (shook hands later with him) -who's shaked hands with Mother Teresa __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

08-24-2003, 06:23 PM	#105 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	that has won a super chevy drag racing event in memphis in a 72 nova that has a wife that holds the season drag racing points record at Byhalia Raceway that has a tandy color computer 3 brand new in the box __________________ I never said you had to.

09-01-2003, 01:14 PM	#106 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Nailed my thumb to a carport support post with an air nailer. __________________ I never said you had to.

09-01-2003, 03:55 PM	#107 (permalink)
ZeliG Upright	only one to directly drink tabasco

09-01-2003, 04:12 PM	#108 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	I bet I'm the only one who came home from a vacation to find a note from a porn star thanking me for the use of my bed....damned roommate of mine!

09-01-2003, 08:48 PM	#111 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	I bet I'm the only person here who is considering finding a "Gary Coleman for Governor" computer wallpaper background. I might actually do it. Or not. I'm definitely considering it, at least. He's campaigning for Governor... and respect.

09-05-2003, 10:07 PM	#112 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	I bet I'm the only one here who is in the process of constructing kits for the following activities: Rape Murder Kidnapping Grave Robbing Breaking and Entering

09-05-2003, 10:48 PM	#113 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	I bet i'm the only: unconfirmed son of a preacher man. person in here to be kicked out of the mall of america and the first mall ever built in america in the same day. person in here to have had a 50 and 25 dollar reward out for information leading to my capture for stealing flags and rearranging the letters on a city welcome sign, respectively. Careful, i'm dangerous.

09-06-2003, 06:54 PM	#114 (permalink)
Empty_One Addict Location: Milwaukee, WI	I bet I'm the only one here playing Literati right now

09-07-2003, 01:22 AM	#115 (permalink)
analog Banned	High school. My best friend Jay is moving away for a while. The entore 100 or so people in the drama class make a tape sending him off. I bet i'm the only one here who on two seperate parts of a videotape for a friend gave speeches on how i'd miss him while I molested the shit out of my light boards (tech guy i am, light board for the news room AND the auditorium.).

09-07-2003, 07:38 AM	#116 (permalink)
KWSN green	I bet I'm the only one here who had his eyelid sliced completely open by a hockey stick when he was about 13, somehow without any damage to the actual eye whatsoever. __________________ Your arms are broken!

09-07-2003, 02:04 PM	#117 (permalink)
Yogi Guest	Me= the only one arrested for crossing the international border, from the US into Mexico, in the trunk of a Corvair.

09-07-2003, 03:13 PM	#119 (permalink)
never Tilted	i bet im the only one here that has ever gone out to dinner with Anna Kournikova.

09-13-2003, 11:53 AM	#120 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	I bet I'm the only person here who has taken a tree down in his yard with the help of gunfire. __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.