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Old 08-18-2003, 03:24 PM   #81 (permalink)
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I bet I am the only person here who has met Charles Kuralt, and who has passed the U.S. Foreign Service Exam.
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Old 08-18-2003, 05:53 PM   #82 (permalink)
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I bet I'm the only one who is chewing on an empty coke can right now.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:12 PM   #83 (permalink)
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I bet I'm the only person who has fallen of a m-60 tank while watching a round being fired from its barrel.

And who has cooked 100+ unique dishes in a 10 hour time frame, to feed a whole neighborhood from one stove, one frig, and four burners, and had a date the same night with a fight attendant.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:54 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Location: Greater Vancouver
I bet I'm the only person here that has three pieces of official documentation (SIN card and so on) with three different names.

...boy is my claim to fame dull.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:56 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Location: NJ (but just for college)
i bet (but would like to see) im the only person with a double uvula.

the uvula in the back of my throat forks into two... looks like a nutsack in my mouf =\
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:11 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
I bet I am the only one here who's saved 15% on car insurance.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:50 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Location: Oz
I reckon there is a good chance that im the only one hear who has found a decomposing corpse in the forest.
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:23 AM   #88 (permalink)
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I bet im the only one thats made sweet love to an old asian woman.
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Old 08-19-2003, 08:24 AM   #89 (permalink)
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I bet im the only one thats took a steamy dump on my freinds face.
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Old 08-19-2003, 11:04 AM   #90 (permalink)
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Those last two are serioulsy f'ed up. Ick, unless you're old yoursef, and that's your wife.. please no more.. Some guy whiped shit on another dudes face while he was sleeping on CKY.. Then that guy later that night took a nice piss all over the other guy. Lol..
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:27 PM   #91 (permalink)
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I bet I am the only one here who has an autographed poster of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen who wrote underneath their signatures "keep it real."
I want one!!!!!!!
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Old 08-19-2003, 12:39 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Location: On the path to Valhalla.
I GOT A BI VALVE UVULA TOO! I SWEAR!

I bet I'm the only one here who weighed his uncle's cremains in a grocery store and took his grandmas cremains with him to his graduation dinner.

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Old 08-21-2003, 01:57 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Location: Netherlands
I bet I'm the only one here who's nick is RelaX... hah... that wasn't so hard.

AND they only one here that actually likes nu-metal ::hides::
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:26 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Location: The Basement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada
I bet I'm the only person who has been on vacation and written PHP code in the wet sand on the beach in front of his cabin...
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Old 08-21-2003, 02:55 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Location: Newcastle - England.
I bet I'm the only person here with 4 inch long nipple hairs.
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:20 AM   #96 (permalink)
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I bet I'm the only one here who was offered the chance to drive a brand new porsche targa owned by a guy he'd just said 'hi' to at a gas station
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Old 08-21-2003, 04:35 AM   #97 (permalink)
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Location: missouri
iceuber not anymore i made love to a old asian too vietnam 1970 frist sargents hooch maid on his cot too !!!
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Old 08-24-2003, 04:56 AM   #98 (permalink)
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Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round
I bet I'm the only one here who has had a roadblock set up for him in Quebec for travelling at 140mph (on wet ashpalt)
............ and I had me Mom in da car!!!!!(1976 Datsun 280Z)
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Old 08-24-2003, 09:39 AM   #99 (permalink)
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Location: a little to the right
I bet I'm the only one here to pass out drunk and wake up in a pool of someone else's vomit.

.... put out cigarettes on his bare feet

.... bum a light from James Hetfield (metallica) and ask him how he liked the concerrt before I realised who he was.
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Old 08-24-2003, 10:04 AM   #100 (permalink)
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I bet I am the only one who lives in my house to post in this thread.
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:24 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Location: Upstate, NY
I bet I'm the olny one here who has broken down in the Lincon Tunnel during rush hour in a Volkswagon Rabbit.
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:43 PM   #102 (permalink)
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I bet im the only one here who is drinking Root beer right now...no wait...NOW!
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Old 08-24-2003, 04:13 PM   #103 (permalink)
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I bet I'm the only one here who has one leg, one kidney, a reconstructive bladder who has to catherize himself in a hole above said reconstructive bladder.
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Old 08-24-2003, 04:54 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Location: Sexymama's arms...
Sorry Zargix, I've made chainmail (just not a lot of it.)

Anyway,

Bet I'm the only person here:

-who's winked at Clinton and gotten a little wave back from him. (shook hands later with him)
-who's shaked hands with Mother Teresa
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Old 08-24-2003, 06:23 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Location: US
that has won a super chevy drag racing event in memphis in a 72 nova
that has a wife that holds the season drag racing points record at Byhalia Raceway
that has a tandy color computer 3 brand new in the box
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:14 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Location: US
Nailed my thumb to a carport support post with an air nailer.
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Old 09-01-2003, 03:55 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:12 PM   #108 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
I bet I'm the only one who came home from a vacation to find a note from a porn star thanking me for the use of my bed....damned roommate of mine!
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:19 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Location: North Bondi RSL
...can breathe under urine.
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Old 09-01-2003, 04:19 PM   #110 (permalink)
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Location: Far too far from my Angel....
Quote:
Originally posted by almostaugust
I reckon there is a good chance that im the only one hear who has found a decomposing corpse in the forest.
I've left a few in the forest before....but never found one.

....of course, now you know too much....

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Old 09-01-2003, 08:48 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Location: ignoreland
I bet I'm the only person here who is considering finding a "Gary Coleman for Governor" computer wallpaper background. I might actually do it. Or not. I'm definitely considering it, at least.

He's campaigning for Governor... and respect.
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Old 09-05-2003, 10:07 PM   #112 (permalink)
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I bet I'm the only one here who is in the process of constructing kits for the following activities:

Rape
Murder
Kidnapping
Grave Robbing
Breaking and Entering
 
Old 09-05-2003, 10:48 PM   #113 (permalink)
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Location: In the land of ice and snow.
I bet i'm the only:

unconfirmed son of a preacher man.

person in here to be kicked out of the mall of america and the first mall ever built in america in the same day.

person in here to have had a 50 and 25 dollar reward out for information leading to my capture for stealing flags and rearranging the letters on a city welcome sign, respectively. Careful, i'm dangerous.
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Old 09-06-2003, 06:54 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
I bet I'm the only one here playing Literati right now
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Old 09-07-2003, 01:22 AM   #115 (permalink)
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High school. My best friend Jay is moving away for a while. The entore 100 or so people in the drama class make a tape sending him off. I bet i'm the only one here who on two seperate parts of a videotape for a friend gave speeches on how i'd miss him while I molested the shit out of my light boards (tech guy i am, light board for the news room AND the auditorium.).
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Old 09-07-2003, 07:38 AM   #116 (permalink)
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I bet I'm the only one here who had his eyelid sliced completely open by a hockey stick when he was about 13, somehow without any damage to the actual eye whatsoever.
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Old 09-07-2003, 02:04 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Me= the only one arrested for crossing the international border, from the US into Mexico, in the trunk of a Corvair.
 
Old 09-07-2003, 02:37 PM   #118 (permalink)
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Location: YOUR MOM!!
Quote:
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I bet I'm the only one who's swam through a swamp fully clothed (though I lost a shoe) running from the cops extremely drunk.... well, probably not.
Oh my God !!! Must be my lost relative ....
Did the exact same thing on my stagg night....
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Old 09-07-2003, 03:13 PM   #119 (permalink)
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i bet im the only one here that has ever gone out to dinner with Anna Kournikova.
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Old 09-13-2003, 11:53 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
I bet I'm the only person here who has taken a tree down in his yard with the help of gunfire.
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