I bet I'm the only person here who...
 

Reckon ur unique? How so?


I bet i'm the only one here who has put coins in his foreskin for a bet...

I bet I'm the only person here who has pulled 8.5 G's in an F-15.

I bet im the only one who got drunk and ended up IN a palm tree

I bet I'm the only one with excema.

i bet i am the only one with cremains of 5 in my top drawer.

I bet I'm the only one who's swam through a swamp fully clothed (though I lost a shoe) running from the cops extremely drunk.... well, probably not.

I bet (and hope) I'm the only one here who has (intentionally) ejaculated onto his guitar.

And on the off chance that someone here has done so, well then that's just moronic. What were you thinking?

I reckon i'm the only one here that can urinate on the ceiling unaided...

I bet I'm the only one who has stood on the 50 yard line standing next to Dallas Cowboys Coach Tom Landry and announced over the PA system to a packed stadium.

I bet I'm the only one who doesn't have an interesting/cool story to share :(

I bet I'm the only one who's thrown up in a Cost Cutters while getting my hair cut from being hungover.

I bet I'm the only one who's spun his favorite song and a few more to 100+ people on the roof of a friends apartment building, at a July 4th party just as the fireworks were going off.

I bet I'm the only one who ever got drunk and tried to pull the hood ornament off a Lincoln Town Car in a parking lot because a friend was missing his. With someone sitting in the car.

Beat I'm the only one who has a thread that was broken, very very very hard.


:) I got an interesting stroy...thanks bernadette

I bet I'm the only one here who has ever turned down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls

I bet that I'm the only one who is touching my nipple right now.

I bet im the only one thats had a plane they where in shot by cuban anti aircraft guns.

i bet i'm the only one who never bets

or wait , ...

I bet Im the only person who drove 3800km in the past 5 days.

I bet I'm the only person here who cut a mans ear off




hey wheres everybody going... ah come on... it was self defence.. sorta. It was years ago.... I'm a changed person... just don't steal from me... well I don't mean that. I can deal with it much better now.

Would you care to elaborate Bones and GSRIDER? Those sound interesting!

I bet I am the only person here who's car has no reverse or rear window lowering OR trunk opening capabilities!!

I bet I'm the only person here who is finishing his MBA tonight.

Great story! Thanks for the enlightenment. :D

I was working in morning radio... wait wrong story... oh yeah the ear story.

Many many many moons ago, before legal drinking age even. I was spending an evening with some friends drinking down by the river.
We ran out of said beer.
Send some said friends to go get more.
Said friends returned with beer, but were spotted by a large group of people.
Said group saw our friends as a prime target for thievery.
Friends were out numbers 3-1
Group did not know more friends lurked beyond in the dark.
The group attacted our friends and attempted to steal the beer.
One friend ran down to river front.
I and a couple other emerged to the chase.
Attackers have become attackees
GS used to carry a flexible extandable wand.
GS faced off with large man

Lets just say for the sake of not glorifing mindless violence. That I made a ill descision... had the descision gone as planned I would of been incarserated for a long time... but I missed and only got his ear.

I bet I am the only person here wearing safety glasses right now!

...the only one to have wasted 24hrs in a rather pointless (but successful) world record attempt

i bet i am the only person here that raises sheep

Sure but I <i>Get</i> Raises from sheep

I'll bet I am the only person here...

I bet I'm the only person here who... um... is totally pathetic.

um. maybe not. HAH!

I bet I am the only one here who has canoe-ed (sp?) down the whole Suwannee River.

I bet I'm the only moogle freak here :D

And I bet I'm the only one here who's best bud's name is Steve :thumbsup:

I bet I'm the only one who has coached a Division I college sports program at the age of 23. And I mean "head coach".

I bet I'm the only one who when I was a kid, around 6-7, was trying to climb onto the shelf area in his parents shower, fell down and cut a deep gash under his eye.

I bet I'm the only one who is chewing on an empty coke can right now.

Let's see, I can ruin a couple of those posted as I did spin around three times in a TA ('79 with a 403 to be exact) and I did turn down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls in college (was trying to get rid of one of them and if we went ahead I knew it would be a long time before she would go away).

Now as for something that I've done that no one else has done:

probably the only one to cave dive in the Suwanee River

definitely the only one to find a trophy from the Essex County Country Club (New Jersey) for the mixed doubles tennis championship of 1921 in about 20ft of water in Lake Hopatcong, NJ.

I bet im the only person who currently smells like celery.

oh i love work...

I bet I'm the only to unknowingly walk into the same pole 2 days in a row.

I bet I'm the only one here that has shattered his arm while pitching in a baseball game....not blown elbow/shoulder... literally shattered the humerous bone.

i bet i'm the only person here who has broken his arm by running into his own house while playing frisbee.


that was a while ago though.