I bet I'm the only person here who...
 

Reckon ur unique? How so?


I bet i'm the only one here who has put coins in his foreskin for a bet...

I bet I'm the only person here who has pulled 8.5 G's in an F-15.

I bet im the only one who got drunk and ended up IN a palm tree

I bet I'm the only one with excema.

i bet i am the only one with cremains of 5 in my top drawer.

I bet I'm the only one who's swam through a swamp fully clothed (though I lost a shoe) running from the cops extremely drunk.... well, probably not.

I bet (and hope) I'm the only one here who has (intentionally) ejaculated onto his guitar.

And on the off chance that someone here has done so, well then that's just moronic. What were you thinking?

I reckon i'm the only one here that can urinate on the ceiling unaided...

I bet I'm the only one who has stood on the 50 yard line standing next to Dallas Cowboys Coach Tom Landry and announced over the PA system to a packed stadium.

I bet I'm the only one who doesn't have an interesting/cool story to share :(

I bet I'm the only one who's thrown up in a Cost Cutters while getting my hair cut from being hungover.

I bet I'm the only one who's spun his favorite song and a few more to 100+ people on the roof of a friends apartment building, at a July 4th party just as the fireworks were going off.

I bet I'm the only one who ever got drunk and tried to pull the hood ornament off a Lincoln Town Car in a parking lot because a friend was missing his. With someone sitting in the car.

Beat I'm the only one who has a thread that was broken, very very very hard.


:) I got an interesting stroy...thanks bernadette

I bet I'm the only one here who has ever turned down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls

I bet that I'm the only one who is touching my nipple right now.

I bet im the only one thats had a plane they where in shot by cuban anti aircraft guns.

i bet i'm the only one who never bets

or wait , ...

I bet Im the only person who drove 3800km in the past 5 days.

I bet I'm the only person here who cut a mans ear off




hey wheres everybody going... ah come on... it was self defence.. sorta. It was years ago.... I'm a changed person... just don't steal from me... well I don't mean that. I can deal with it much better now.

Would you care to elaborate Bones and GSRIDER? Those sound interesting!

I bet I am the only person here who's car has no reverse or rear window lowering OR trunk opening capabilities!!

I bet I'm the only person here who is finishing his MBA tonight.

Great story! Thanks for the enlightenment. :D

I was working in morning radio... wait wrong story... oh yeah the ear story.

Many many many moons ago, before legal drinking age even. I was spending an evening with some friends drinking down by the river.
We ran out of said beer.
Send some said friends to go get more.
Said friends returned with beer, but were spotted by a large group of people.
Said group saw our friends as a prime target for thievery.
Friends were out numbers 3-1
Group did not know more friends lurked beyond in the dark.
The group attacted our friends and attempted to steal the beer.
One friend ran down to river front.
I and a couple other emerged to the chase.
Attackers have become attackees
GS used to carry a flexible extandable wand.
GS faced off with large man

Lets just say for the sake of not glorifing mindless violence. That I made a ill descision... had the descision gone as planned I would of been incarserated for a long time... but I missed and only got his ear.

I bet I am the only person here wearing safety glasses right now!

...the only one to have wasted 24hrs in a rather pointless (but successful) world record attempt

i bet i am the only person here that raises sheep

Sure but I <i>Get</i> Raises from sheep

I'll bet I am the only person here...

I bet I'm the only person here who... um... is totally pathetic.

um. maybe not. HAH!

I bet I am the only one here who has canoe-ed (sp?) down the whole Suwannee River.

I bet I'm the only moogle freak here :D

And I bet I'm the only one here who's best bud's name is Steve :thumbsup:

I bet I'm the only one who has coached a Division I college sports program at the age of 23. And I mean "head coach".

I bet I'm the only one who when I was a kid, around 6-7, was trying to climb onto the shelf area in his parents shower, fell down and cut a deep gash under his eye.

I bet I'm the only one who is chewing on an empty coke can right now.

Let's see, I can ruin a couple of those posted as I did spin around three times in a TA ('79 with a 403 to be exact) and I did turn down a threesome with two fairly attractive girls in college (was trying to get rid of one of them and if we went ahead I knew it would be a long time before she would go away).

Now as for something that I've done that no one else has done:

probably the only one to cave dive in the Suwanee River

definitely the only one to find a trophy from the Essex County Country Club (New Jersey) for the mixed doubles tennis championship of 1921 in about 20ft of water in Lake Hopatcong, NJ.

I bet im the only person who currently smells like celery.

oh i love work...

I bet I'm the only to unknowingly walk into the same pole 2 days in a row.

I bet I'm the only one here that has shattered his arm while pitching in a baseball game....not blown elbow/shoulder... literally shattered the humerous bone.

i bet i'm the only person here who has broken his arm by running into his own house while playing frisbee.


that was a while ago though.

i bet that i'm the only one that has driven a dodge minivan through (and I mean straight through, over the flowers, headstones and all) a cemetary in broad daylight.

*I didn't mean to do it*

I bet I am the only person here who still has a milk tooth (along with adult and wisdom teeth - it's not like I'm 10 years old or something...)

I bet I'm the only one who has a vehicle from all 6 of these manufactuers in his garage/driveway: Ford, Chevy, Buick, Chrysler, Jeep and Honda. Plus half a dozen bicycles.



(for those that care what they are: 67 Mustang, 87 Cavalier, 85 Riviera, 92 New Yorker, 79 J-10 Pickup, & 82 Nighthawk 650)

I'd bet I'm the only person here that...

Has been combat decorated 7 times.
Has gotten arrested for driving 55.... miles over the speed limit.
Has jumped from the roof of a three story building through an open second story window in the adjacent building.
Has thrown a shopping cart off the roof of a 15 story building.
Has gotten drunk in 27 countries.
Had breakfast with Bob Dole. Not an organized event; just him, my wife and me.
Rolls his own sushi.
Has won multiple first prizes in a county fair canning competition.
Actually likes lima beans.

well my best buds best buds name is steve....does that count???

you like lima beans peet??? thats just wrong.

I bet I'm the only one here that's been thrown out of a Saxs Fifth Avenue for causing a disturbance.

I bet I'm the only person here who has climbed a flagpole "drunk" to steal the flag only to get tangled upside down till the cops arrived.

i bet i am the only person here that has partyed with many rock bands in the 70s .use to work backstage surcurity for a production co.in st louis and met and partyed with many bands. yes those were the days.

Used to have Pat Green bum dips of Copenhagen from me.

I am the only person here who:

Has met an undercover CIA shadow operative.
Has swam in all 5 great lakes and NOT ended up with cancer.
Has gotten a ticket for speeding on a drive over to a booty call.
Has gotten in a fender bender on that same drive.
Has intentionally changed his major in order to get out of writing two essays for the application.
Has stolen more than 36 full size phone books from a single apartment complex....while drunk.
Has stolen several cans of Pam from a frat party.....while drunk.

Yzerman, I want to party with you, dude.

I bet I am the only person here who has had luch with Ernie Harwell, the former voice of the Detroit Tigers.

It was in the Tigers's Den, a private area reserved for VIPs and Press in the old Tiger Stadium. I was a newspaper reporter/photagrapher at the time. He was really cool, down to earth guy. I even have a photo of it in my office at home.

the only one that played hide and go seek in a very dark, very large, cave with no flashlights..

and this was only a couple weeks ago...

I bet I'm the only one here who has to start their car with a screwdriver

I bet I'm the only person here who's seen a tornado come down and destroy where he was taking shelter just 5 minutes before.

I bet I'm the only person here who weighs exactly half as much as his wife.

I bet I'm the only person here who takes a photo of himself naked once a week to determine his strong points, weak points, and what to work on next. I wish penile surgery cost less. :(

i bet i'm the only person here that lives in dayton, ohio.

tell me that wasn´t NYE at circular quay??
i used to work in a bar that looks out over the quay, and on NYE, we could look out over the millions of people who were there for the fireworks.
several people climbed up the flag poles there and got arrested when they came down.
most of them where naked.

i bet i´m the only one here who ate snow in the middle of Africa.
(on top of Kilimanjaro)

I'll bet I'm the only one here that:

Had an idea that got a car totaled by a bathroom sink.
Stole a firetruck.
Worked out with Joe Lewis.
Played craps while watching a man win $6,000,000 at craps.
Saw DeNiro/Pesci shooting a scene from Casino, about 10 times.
Helped a friend steal a 30' utility pole for his business sign.

I Bet Im the only one here that has had a shingle stuck in my forehead............!

I bet I'm the only one who has almost gotten shot in the back with a 5.56 MINIMI light support machinegun

i bet i'm not the only person who ain't buying most of this bull! ;)

I *might* be the only person here that drove a zamboni as his/her job.

I bet I'm the only person here who ate dinner with J., Sean Yseult, and Rob Zombie from White Zombie

Arm wrestled GWAR frontman Dave Brockie and lost horribly.

Woke up his younger brother at 5:00am with an electric handmixer hooked up yo a 100foot exstension cord while on 5 hits of acid.

i bet i'm the only one here who makes chainmaille

i bet
 

I bett I am the only person on earth to have gotten drunk, stripped naked and ran about out side with a 20ft snake biteing his ass.

I bet I'm the only one in here who can spit several strands of spit from underneath my tongue at the same time.

And I bet I'm the only one in here who can make a perfect waterdroplet (sdrop on aol) sound with my mouth.

I bet I've got thje highest lung capacity. (6.1 litre's of air)

Sorry, koli, but several of us have to use a screwdriver whenever we start your car- you really should get it fixed!;)

...froze a part of his part

I'd be willing to bet I'm the only hostage negotiator on the TFP...

What do hostages have to negotiate with? Oh wait, I guess you negotiate with the one taking the hostages...

:lol:

I bet you're wrong. check my profile hehe :)

I bet I'm the only one here with 2 boats and 2 motorcycles built before 1978.

Um, no. Not anymore, anyway.

I can do this

I bet i'm the only one here who started growing pubic hair at the age of 5 :(

i bet im the only one posting with a finger up my nose right now

I bet I am the only one here who has an autographed poster of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen who wrote underneath their signatures "keep it real."

I bet I am the only person here who drove limousines for a living.

I bet I am the only person here who has met Charles Kuralt, and who has passed the U.S. Foreign Service Exam.

Coke can yes, Soda can, no. I chew sharp creases into every can of Mt. Dew I drink. Yes, every can.

I bet I'm the only person who has fallen of a m-60 tank while watching a round being fired from its barrel.

And who has cooked 100+ unique dishes in a 10 hour time frame, to feed a whole neighborhood from one stove, one frig, and four burners, and had a date the same night with a fight attendant.

I bet I'm the only person here that has three pieces of official documentation (SIN card and so on) with three different names.

...boy is my claim to fame dull.

i bet (but would like to see) im the only person with a double uvula.

the uvula in the back of my throat forks into two... looks like a nutsack in my mouf =\

I bet I am the only one here who's saved 15% on car insurance.

I reckon there is a good chance that im the only one hear who has found a decomposing corpse in the forest.

I bet im the only one thats made sweet love to an old asian woman.

I bet im the only one thats took a steamy dump on my freinds face.

Those last two are serioulsy f'ed up. Ick, unless you're old yoursef, and that's your wife.. please no more.. Some guy whiped shit on another dudes face while he was sleeping on CKY.. Then that guy later that night took a nice piss all over the other guy. Lol..

I want one!!!!!!!

I GOT A BI VALVE UVULA TOO! I SWEAR!

I bet I'm the only one here who weighed his uncle's cremains in a grocery store and took his grandmas cremains with him to his graduation dinner.

I bet I'm the only one here who's nick is RelaX... hah... that wasn't so hard. ;)

AND they only one here that actually likes nu-metal ::hides:: :p

I bet I'm the only person who has been on vacation and written PHP code in the wet sand on the beach in front of his cabin...

I bet I'm the only person here with 4 inch long nipple hairs.

I bet I'm the only one here who was offered the chance to drive a brand new porsche targa owned by a guy he'd just said 'hi' to at a gas station

iceuber not anymore i made love to a old asian too vietnam 1970 frist sargents hooch maid on his cot too !!!

I bet I'm the only one here who has had a roadblock set up for him in Quebec for travelling at 140mph (on wet ashpalt)
............ and I had me Mom in da car!!!!!(1976 Datsun 280Z)

I bet I'm the only one here to pass out drunk and wake up in a pool of someone else's vomit.

.... put out cigarettes on his bare feet

.... bum a light from James Hetfield (metallica) and ask him how he liked the concerrt before I realised who he was.

I bet I am the only one who lives in my house to post in this thread.