Jonsgirl

i bet that i'm the only one that has driven a dodge minivan through (and I mean straight through, over the flowers, headstones and all) a cemetary in broad daylight.

*I didn't mean to do it*

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mathmo

I bet I am the only person here who still has a milk tooth (along with adult and wisdom teeth - it's not like I'm 10 years old or something...)

Sion

I bet I'm the only one who has a vehicle from all 6 of these manufactuers in his garage/driveway: Ford, Chevy, Buick, Chrysler, Jeep and Honda. Plus half a dozen bicycles.



(for those that care what they are: 67 Mustang, 87 Cavalier, 85 Riviera, 92 New Yorker, 79 J-10 Pickup, & 82 Nighthawk 650)

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Peetster

I'd bet I'm the only person here that...

Has been combat decorated 7 times.
Has gotten arrested for driving 55.... miles over the speed limit.
Has jumped from the roof of a three story building through an open second story window in the adjacent building.
Has thrown a shopping cart off the roof of a 15 story building.
Has gotten drunk in 27 countries.
Had breakfast with Bob Dole. Not an organized event; just him, my wife and me.
Rolls his own sushi.
Has won multiple first prizes in a county fair canning competition.
Actually likes lima beans.

shalafi

well my best buds best buds name is steve....does that count???

you like lima beans peet??? thats just wrong.

Troublebot

I bet I'm the only one here that's been thrown out of a Saxs Fifth Avenue for causing a disturbance.

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Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

cchris

I bet I'm the only person here who has climbed a flagpole "drunk" to steal the flag only to get tangled upside down till the cops arrived.

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rooster

i bet i am the only person here that has partyed with many rock bands in the 70s .use to work backstage surcurity for a production co.in st louis and met and partyed with many bands. yes those were the days.

dy156

Used to have Pat Green bum dips of Copenhagen from me.

YzermanS19

I am the only person here who:

Has met an undercover CIA shadow operative.
Has swam in all 5 great lakes and NOT ended up with cancer.
Has gotten a ticket for speeding on a drive over to a booty call.
Has gotten in a fender bender on that same drive.
Has intentionally changed his major in order to get out of writing two essays for the application.
Has stolen more than 36 full size phone books from a single apartment complex....while drunk.
Has stolen several cans of Pam from a frat party.....while drunk.

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the light that burns twice as bright
burns half as long

and you have burned so very, very brightly

Sion

Yzerman, I want to party with you, dude.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

God of Thunder

I bet I am the only person here who has had luch with Ernie Harwell, the former voice of the Detroit Tigers.

It was in the Tigers's Den, a private area reserved for VIPs and Press in the old Tiger Stadium. I was a newspaper reporter/photagrapher at the time. He was really cool, down to earth guy. I even have a photo of it in my office at home.

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

nostalgic1

the only one that played hide and go seek in a very dark, very large, cave with no flashlights..

and this was only a couple weeks ago...

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I dare you to forget the marks you left across my neck from those nights when we were both found at our best. Now I could make this obvious, and you..you could deny me all in one breath. You could shrug me off your shoulders. Just forget me.. it's that simple.

koli70

I bet I'm the only one here who has to start their car with a screwdriver

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Vyk

I bet I'm the only person here who's seen a tornado come down and destroy where he was taking shelter just 5 minutes before.

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"Courage of the heart is very rare"

vermin

I bet I'm the only person here who weighs exactly half as much as his wife.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

drawerfixer

I bet I'm the only person here who takes a photo of himself naked once a week to determine his strong points, weak points, and what to work on next. I wish penile surgery cost less.

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They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

gallopingwanker

i bet i'm the only person here that lives in dayton, ohio.

bundy

tell me that wasn´t NYE at circular quay??
i used to work in a bar that looks out over the quay, and on NYE, we could look out over the millions of people who were there for the fireworks.
several people climbed up the flag poles there and got arrested when they came down.
most of them where naked.

i bet i´m the only one here who ate snow in the middle of Africa.
(on top of Kilimanjaro)

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Ohayo!!!

mrsandman

I'll bet I'm the only one here that:

Had an idea that got a car totaled by a bathroom sink.
Stole a firetruck.
Worked out with Joe Lewis.
Played craps while watching a man win $6,000,000 at craps.
Saw DeNiro/Pesci shooting a scene from Casino, about 10 times.
Helped a friend steal a 30' utility pole for his business sign.

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

Adog

I Bet Im the only one here that has had a shingle stuck in my forehead............!

Snoogans

I bet I'm the only one who has almost gotten shot in the back with a 5.56 MINIMI light support machinegun

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Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

dnd

i bet i'm not the only person who ain't buying most of this bull!

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"Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

HookedOnChronic

I *might* be the only person here that drove a zamboni as his/her job.

GuttersnipeXL

I bet I'm the only person here who ate dinner with J., Sean Yseult, and Rob Zombie from White Zombie

Arm wrestled GWAR frontman Dave Brockie and lost horribly.

Woke up his younger brother at 5:00am with an electric handmixer hooked up yo a 100foot exstension cord while on 5 hits of acid.

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. HST

Zargix

i bet i'm the only one here who makes chainmaille

replte2

I bett I am the only person on earth to have gotten drunk, stripped naked and ran about out side with a 20ft snake biteing his ass.

sub zero

I bet I'm the only one in here who can spit several strands of spit from underneath my tongue at the same time.

And I bet I'm the only one in here who can make a perfect waterdroplet (sdrop on aol) sound with my mouth.

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Xell101

I bet I've got thje highest lung capacity. (6.1 litre's of air)

richeee

Sorry, koli, but several of us have to use a screwdriver whenever we start your car- you really should get it fixed!

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MacGnG

...froze a part of his part

fhqwhgads

I'd be willing to bet I'm the only hostage negotiator on the TFP...

onetime2

What do hostages have to negotiate with? Oh wait, I guess you negotiate with the one taking the hostages...

Vyk

I bet you're wrong. check my profile hehe

rmarshall

I bet I'm the only one here with 2 boats and 2 motorcycles built before 1978.

Shinryu

Um, no. Not anymore, anyway.

Beltruckus

I can do this

I bet i'm the only one here who started growing pubic hair at the age of 5

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The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

Keg-o-Grog

i bet im the only one posting with a finger up my nose right now

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I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

Conclamo Ludus

I bet I am the only one here who has an autographed poster of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen who wrote underneath their signatures "keep it real."

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Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul
I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

jujueye

I bet I am the only person here who drove limousines for a living.