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Getting stung by a million con artists.
What's worse, missing a flight that will take you to a "sure thing" or.... |
getting kicked off said planefor absolutely nothing?
What's worse? Getting trapped in a vat of jello or... |
getting trapped UNDERNEATH a vat of jello
what's worse, realising that the aspirin you took before going to work was actualy ecstasy and you'll spend your 10 hour shift tripping your tits off OR... |
Realizing it was just aspirin, you have 10 hours of boredome ahead of you, and you STILL have a headache.
What's worse, finding out your joint was laced with PCP or.... |
discovering the joint was just filled with tea leaves.
what's worse, still driving a pinto or... |
Saving up for a pinto?
What's worse? An infected tongue piercing OR... |
french kissing someone witha n infected tongue piercing.
What is worse, catching your parents watching gay porn together, or.... |
catching your dad and his new friend "Bob" watching gay porn together.
What's worse, being mugged by the hamburglar or... |
Being fondled by oscar the grouch?
What's worse, getting so scared you pee your pants during turbulence on an airplane OR... |
...crapping them when you know you're going to crash.
What's worse, being next to a bunch of noisy kids at a movie or... |
...being the parent who can't quiet down the noisy kids at the movie.
What's worse, being cellmates with Carrot Top and discovering that he's also in for life, OR ... |
Being cellmates with Carrot Top and discovering he was imprisoned for ass raping people in their sleep.
What's worse? Getting ass raped by Carrot Top or... |
.....ass-raping Carrot Top
Whats worse, breaking all your fingers or |
or breaking your cock
What is worse sneezing with your eyes open or |
...Sneezing w/ all orafices glued shut
Whats worse? Excepting the screenplay for Gigli or... |
having written the screenplay for Gigli
What's worse: your significant other telling you that they were born with both male and female genitalia or... |
oops out of turn
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finding that your spouse's vestigial penis is bigger than yours.
What's worse? Having all your teeth extracted or....... |
having all your testicles extracted
what's worse, Bea Arthur nailing you with a strap-on OR... |
Your dead and buried grandma coming back to life JUST to nail you with a strap-on!
what is worse? Being lost in the middle of a massive forest or.. |
Being Lost in a Star Wars convention
Whats worse , being burned to death or |
being frozen to death.
What's worse? Stepping on a rusty nail or... |
piercing your left nostril with a rusty chisel
What's worse? Sleeping with your Grandmother or ... |
your grandfather?
what's worse? being stuck in a car with your very flaculent fat uncle who is driving with the electric windows locked for the full 4 hour drive to your grandmother's 92nd birthday party or ... |
getting to grandma's house and realizing that the whole goddamn family has a bad case of the squirts?
what's worse?pullin' off of the side of the freeway to take an emergency dump,and using the tops of your socks to wipe with or..... |
...putting the socks back on afterwards?
What's worse? Having to cut your own penis off in order to escape a burning building OR... |
...there's nothing worse than having to cut your own penis off.
What's worse? Finding out your dog gave you a blow job while you were sleeping OR... |
.... awaking from a drunken blackout to be told you gave your dog a blow job.
Whats' worse? Still living with our mother when your 40 years old OR...... |
...still breastfeeding at 40 years old?
What's worse, getting a tick infestation of your private areas OR... |
getting a papercut on your eyeball.
What's worse, sledding on a fakir's bed of nails or... |
Sledding on a fakir's bed of *rusty* nails.
What's worse,discovering a warm area in the swimming pool or... |
swimming underwater with your mouth open <i>through</i> the warm area?
What's worse, waking up with a domokun in your ass, or... |
...discovering the entire incident was filmed for Japanese TV
What's worse, finding a cat mess in your shoe in the morning, or... |
Finding a cat mess in your underwear in the morning.
What's worse, slipping on the ice going out for the morning paper, or.... |
...or slipping on ice in the kitchen and breaking your hip and realizing you forgot to put on your lifeline bracelet.
What's worse... Finding out your wife has been having threesomes with your dad and granddad, or.... |
Finding out your husband has been having threesomes with your dad and granddad.
whats worse...getting caught with a finger two knuckles deep in your nose, or... |
... getting caught with two knuckles deep in someone else's nose.<p>What's worse getting hung upside down over a roaring fire or...
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... or standing in a sealed tank filling wlith water?
whats worse, finding a beetle in your nose or... |
....realizing that the only way to get it out is to unzip again?
What is worse, having someone puke into your mouth while you are kissing or... |
...your sack no longer there
whats worse...a name like harry sakk(hairy sack) or.... |
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