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The "what's worse?" game
taken from So I Married An Axemurderer. Here's how it works
I post a situation of comic badness, you post a related situation that tops it. You then start your own 'what's worse?' OK, I'll start: What's worse, biting into a McRib to find a mouse OR... |
....biting into a mouse to find a McRib.......OR
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biting into a McRib to find it's actually a McRib.
What's worse: your favourite TV show being cancelled in favour of Dharma and Gregg repeats OR.... |
... Dharma and Gregg being your favorite show ...
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What's worse? A thread dying after three posts because nobody reads the instructions or....
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...having to be the guy to stand up in front of the class and berate them?
What's worse? Hitting your thumb with a hammer or... |
...hitting your balls with a hammer?
what's worse? falling into an outhouse pit or... |
...having to go back in to find your car keys?
What's worse? Being stuck in the middle of the desert with no water or... |
having to pee when you're stuck in traffic?
What's worse? Being chased by a psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual or... |
...Being that psycopathic ex-con pervert homosexual? ... OR
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whats worse?
having 19 toes...or... |
. . . finding your car in the river with your best friend and your wife in it . . . . . or . . .
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...finding your dad in a gimp suit in the back seat?
What's worse? Waking up next to Anna Nicole Smith after a hard night of drinking or ... |
Waking up hard in Anna Nicole Smith without having been drinking
What's worse? only half microwaving a frozen burrito or ... |
...realizing that said burrito is your parrot?
What's worse? The remote control breaking while the channel is on Barney or... |
being too stupid to get up and change the channel yourself.
whats worse??? watching the Detroit Tigers play baseball or...... |
playing for the Detroit Tigers?
What's worse, being in the showers with John Travolta and dropping the soap, or... |
...realizing you're also a Scientologist.
What's worse: Getting a hard-on as the teacher calls on you or... |
...seeing John Travolta standing in front of you bend down to pick it up?
What's worse? Losing your girlfriend to an ugly asshole or... |
losing your girlfriend to a girl.
whats worse???? Bad breath or ............... |
having bad teeth?
Whats worse? Waking up in the middle of a pile of nude backstreet boys or...... |
being a monk and finding out the text your order had relied on for rules had been miscopied years before and the word was "celebrate" instead of "celibate"
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...realizing that it wasn't your nipples you had to cut off, it was your penis.
What's worse? Discovering that you have to be castrated or... |
(Oh man bones you kicked my ass on that one)
or you have to castrate your best friend? whats worse? being a republican or...... |
being a member of the Michigan Militia?
What's worse: arriving at a venue to hear that your favourite band has cancelled to be replaced by Dogstar or... |
being such a hick that you don't know who dogstar is.
whats worse: getting drunk and finding a human finger in your shit the next day or...... |
...getting deep throated by the Duke Of Edinburgh
what's worse, being so hungry that you have to eat your own hand OR.... |
Re: The "what's worse?" game
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finding half a mouse. (of course!) |
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finish eating and realize you are still hungry....for foot. What's worse, finding out that the pile left on your lawn wasn't from your neighbor's dog....or.... |
finding out that what you mistook for chilli when you threw it in the microwave WAS from your neighbor's dog
what's worse: realising that Jerry Falwell went to heaven and you didn't... OR |
Realizing that you and Jerry are both in Heaven and he wants you to make a donation.
What's Worse? Having a miniature Mike Tyson use your balls as a speed bag OR... |
having a fullsize Mike Tyson use one of your balls in the 'Evander Hollyfield's Ear' role
what's worse, snorting cocaine and realising that it's crystals of Drano OR... |
needing a fix so bad that you don't care it's Drano.
What's worse, finding out the hot chick you just met has a bigger dick than you. . OR |
...not finding out about the hot chicks dick until its balls deep in your ass?
what's worse, getting a red hot ice pick jammed in your eye, or... |
...Getting a red hot Ice Pick jammed up your ass?
What's worse, A Avril Lavigne fan who spends 400 dollars a month to try and look "Punk" or..... |
...said fan, who is most likely ugly, running down your street naked to show that she's "hardcore"?
What's worse? Accidentaly lighting your house on fire because you didn't read the instructions to your flamethrower or... |
reading the instructions but getting caught for arson after burning down the house.
What's worse? Listening to Britney or ... |
.. LIKING listening to Brittney.
What is worse, getting your sack caught in your zipper or ... |
not having enough sack to get caught in your zipper.
What's worse, all the smoke escaping from your computer monitor, or... |
Having your toilet filled with tnt and detenated when u sat.
Whats worse being stung by milions of bees or .... |
Getting stung by a million con artists.
What's worse, missing a flight that will take you to a "sure thing" or.... |
getting kicked off said planefor absolutely nothing?
What's worse? Getting trapped in a vat of jello or... |
getting trapped UNDERNEATH a vat of jello
what's worse, realising that the aspirin you took before going to work was actualy ecstasy and you'll spend your 10 hour shift tripping your tits off OR... |
Realizing it was just aspirin, you have 10 hours of boredome ahead of you, and you STILL have a headache.
What's worse, finding out your joint was laced with PCP or.... |
discovering the joint was just filled with tea leaves.
what's worse, still driving a pinto or... |
Saving up for a pinto?
What's worse? An infected tongue piercing OR... |
french kissing someone witha n infected tongue piercing.
What is worse, catching your parents watching gay porn together, or.... |
catching your dad and his new friend "Bob" watching gay porn together.
What's worse, being mugged by the hamburglar or... |
Being fondled by oscar the grouch?
What's worse, getting so scared you pee your pants during turbulence on an airplane OR... |
...crapping them when you know you're going to crash.
What's worse, being next to a bunch of noisy kids at a movie or... |
...being the parent who can't quiet down the noisy kids at the movie.
What's worse, being cellmates with Carrot Top and discovering that he's also in for life, OR ... |
Being cellmates with Carrot Top and discovering he was imprisoned for ass raping people in their sleep.
What's worse? Getting ass raped by Carrot Top or... |
.....ass-raping Carrot Top
Whats worse, breaking all your fingers or |
or breaking your cock
What is worse sneezing with your eyes open or |
...Sneezing w/ all orafices glued shut
Whats worse? Excepting the screenplay for Gigli or... |
having written the screenplay for Gigli
What's worse: your significant other telling you that they were born with both male and female genitalia or... |
oops out of turn
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finding that your spouse's vestigial penis is bigger than yours.
What's worse? Having all your teeth extracted or....... |
having all your testicles extracted
what's worse, Bea Arthur nailing you with a strap-on OR... |
Your dead and buried grandma coming back to life JUST to nail you with a strap-on!
what is worse? Being lost in the middle of a massive forest or.. |
Being Lost in a Star Wars convention
Whats worse , being burned to death or |
being frozen to death.
What's worse? Stepping on a rusty nail or... |
piercing your left nostril with a rusty chisel
What's worse? Sleeping with your Grandmother or ... |
your grandfather?
what's worse? being stuck in a car with your very flaculent fat uncle who is driving with the electric windows locked for the full 4 hour drive to your grandmother's 92nd birthday party or ... |
getting to grandma's house and realizing that the whole goddamn family has a bad case of the squirts?
what's worse?pullin' off of the side of the freeway to take an emergency dump,and using the tops of your socks to wipe with or..... |
...putting the socks back on afterwards?
What's worse? Having to cut your own penis off in order to escape a burning building OR... |
...there's nothing worse than having to cut your own penis off.
What's worse? Finding out your dog gave you a blow job while you were sleeping OR... |
.... awaking from a drunken blackout to be told you gave your dog a blow job.
Whats' worse? Still living with our mother when your 40 years old OR...... |
...still breastfeeding at 40 years old?
What's worse, getting a tick infestation of your private areas OR... |
getting a papercut on your eyeball.
What's worse, sledding on a fakir's bed of nails or... |
Sledding on a fakir's bed of *rusty* nails.
What's worse,discovering a warm area in the swimming pool or... |
swimming underwater with your mouth open <i>through</i> the warm area?
What's worse, waking up with a domokun in your ass, or... |
...discovering the entire incident was filmed for Japanese TV
What's worse, finding a cat mess in your shoe in the morning, or... |
Finding a cat mess in your underwear in the morning.
What's worse, slipping on the ice going out for the morning paper, or.... |
...or slipping on ice in the kitchen and breaking your hip and realizing you forgot to put on your lifeline bracelet.
What's worse... Finding out your wife has been having threesomes with your dad and granddad, or.... |
Finding out your husband has been having threesomes with your dad and granddad.
whats worse...getting caught with a finger two knuckles deep in your nose, or... |
... getting caught with two knuckles deep in someone else's nose.<p>What's worse getting hung upside down over a roaring fire or...
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... or standing in a sealed tank filling wlith water?
whats worse, finding a beetle in your nose or... |
....realizing that the only way to get it out is to unzip again?
What is worse, having someone puke into your mouth while you are kissing or... |
...your sack no longer there
whats worse...a name like harry sakk(hairy sack) or.... |
...having to lick a hairy sack.
What's worse, listening to Celine Dion or.... |
...to sing along while listening to Celine Dion.
What's worse, eating rotten lasagna or.... |
...going down on a girl who is starting her period.
What's worse, accidentally driving a nail through your thumb or... |
driving a nail through your nail
whats worse, locked out of your home naked or.... |
... waking up naked locked out of the neighbors house.<p>What's worse a zit on the end of your nose or...
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...A boil smack dab between your eyebrows that looks just like a caste mark.
What's worse, waking up after a drinking party with one eyebrow shaved off or,... |
...waking up after a drinking party with a bloody o-ring...
or finding a used condom in the bottom of your mayonaise jar. |
... Finding a needle in the bottom of your ketchup bottle.
What's worse, insatiable penguin lust or... |
skinny dipping with a horny penquin
What's worse, pissing out a marble or... |
... shitting a watermelon.
What's worse, getting a pubic hair stuck between your back teeth, or... |
getting a tooth suck in your pubic hair?
Whats worse, spending time with your family or... |
Being forced to kill your family, one by one.
What's worse, finding out that chick you were masturbating to was really a man, or... |
...finding out that chick you were masturbating was really a man.
What's worse, you're wife coming home and finding you wearing her underwear or... |
Your wife coming home and finding you wearing someone else's underwear.
What's worse, walking in on your parents having sex or... |
your parents walking in ony our while your having sex.
whats worse you getting your cock stuck in the a car muffler or... |
or getting the car muffler stuck in your ass.
What's worse, leaving your kids with Michael Jackson or... |
...Gary Glitter.
What's worse, the New York Rangers or... |
.. being run over by a zambonie?
What's worse, being complimented by someone you hate or... |
forcing a smile and complimenting them back.
What's worse, seeing your ex with her/his new significant other or |
...your ex's significant other seeing you and giggling.
What's worse, getting caught masturbating in a public bathroom or... |
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