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laxative 07-28-2003 09:55 PM

name my stupid cat
 
My old cat, Dufus, ran away or got hit on the road. It disappeared two weeks ago. I have terrible luck with cats. This one lasted three years, probably my oldest cat so far. Anyway, I need a cat or two around for mice so I picked up a free kitten today. It's a dark gray female kitten in need of a name.

nothin' cutesy like Shadow or Smokey.

Giant Hamburger 07-28-2003 10:22 PM

Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle

crackpot 07-28-2003 10:28 PM

How about "Hairy Little Ass"?

It's short for "This owner of mine's gonna get my hairy little ass killed". Nice ring to it, no?

laxative 07-29-2003 01:55 AM

it's tough to call a cat for food when it's named Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle.

bobbles 07-29-2003 01:59 AM

"Killer" "Cat" "Meow"

Pennington 07-29-2003 02:52 AM

Anyone that goes through alot of cats should just begin to call them all either "cat" or "dog".

Magpie0001 07-29-2003 04:31 AM

How about fucker?
I like penningtons suggestion too, call your cat "Dog"
How about a serial No. Ver. 65110007?
Or "come here"

Psycho Dad 07-29-2003 04:36 AM

I had a friend with about the same luck in dogs. He had seven of them simply named dog over a ten year or so span. But I think calling it "Piss Infected Vagina Blood Fart" when it is time to come in for the night would entertain the neighbors.

YourNeverThere 07-29-2003 04:39 AM

how bout laxative? thats a great name

Peetster 07-29-2003 05:03 AM

Earl Gray.

bluearmy 07-29-2003 05:16 AM

Dave

denim 07-29-2003 05:25 AM

Are all your pets called "Eric"?

There's nothing untoward about that! Kemall Ataturk had an entire menagerie called "Abdul".

No, he didn't.

Yes, he did.

No, he didn't!

Did did did 'n' did 'n' did!

Oh, all right.

Spoken like a gentleman, sir! Now, are you going to give me a cat license?

aus5tin 07-29-2003 05:29 AM

Is it a retarded cat? Cuz that opens up a whole new world of names, like "Slow Geraldo", or like my aunt's old retarded cat, "Drool Kitty"...

bundy 07-29-2003 05:35 AM

Lady.
only if its a dude.

oh, wait, its a female, that won´t work...

then call it shit...
then you could say ´oh shit!´ and it would come looking for its dinner.

HaloLauren 07-29-2003 05:48 AM

How about treating the cat better and keeping it for longer?

tinfoil 07-29-2003 05:50 AM

Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle has a nice, insane type ring to it.

You can call it Blood for short. Or Steve.

cchris 07-29-2003 06:09 AM

Call it "Stupid".
Cats just do what they want and you can think you have the upper hand each time you call it.
She will just do what cats do and plot revenge.

MikeyChalupa 07-29-2003 06:21 AM

Do what TFP'er Crooky did, and name it after me!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=5369

-Mikey

kalisto_911 07-29-2003 06:31 AM

hooker if it is female
pimp if it is a male
cheech or chong?
Tilted? in honor of the forum hehe
Squirrel
Kazoo
Sebastian (sp?)
portfolio
maybe a really cool STD name :D
Gizmo/Jizmo/Cozmo
Osmond!

OK I am done

KWSN 07-29-2003 06:51 AM

Trogdor. Name it Trogdor.

HaloLauren 07-29-2003 06:58 AM

*looks at KWSN's avatar*

Name it Heffer!

kalisto_911 07-29-2003 07:08 AM

some more suggestions:
Ren
Stimpy
Meter Stick
Simple
Slow
Dingaling
Achoo!
Guzundheit (sp?)
Fartalapicus
Godzilla
Mothra
King Kong (Kong for short)
Slinky
Time
Fire/Flame/Furnace
Water
Thermometer
Clamp
{scans surroundings for more ideas!}
Post-it
Lightbulb
Tupperware!
Ahem
Lazy
Boardwalk

Ok thats enough hehe

gnort 07-29-2003 07:12 AM

Modac Lord of Evil

jeenyus 07-29-2003 07:39 AM

fdgsf
 
how about.... Stoopy.

denim 07-29-2003 08:17 AM

Actually, if your cats keep running away, why do you get new ones? I mean, if you don't know how to keep a cat, don't make them suffer.

Loup 07-29-2003 09:08 AM

How about:
http://justifide.home.att.net/symbol.gif

or 'The Cat Previously Known As Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle'

seethreepo 07-29-2003 09:28 AM

Master


cause you'll be cleaning its crap , barf, hair, litter box etc and be providing its food and water.

the cat knows who's boss so quite kidding yourself .

Stiltzkin 07-29-2003 11:40 AM

I can't believe no one has mentioned the most obvious name: Butch.

Just call it Butch :thumbsup:

Butch is the universal name for ALL pets, regardless of gender.

Ashton 07-29-2003 12:08 PM

Dodsworth........ anyone that grew up watching Looney Tunes should remember Dodsworth, "one of these days I'm going to have to get me a mousetrap" :D

Munku 07-29-2003 12:13 PM

Bloop

Omg... I'm freaked out now... I just thought of that, and I re read the post, and realize that's what bones thinks. Jesus that's freaky. We must be geniuses since we think alike, no?

vermin 07-29-2003 02:13 PM

Ms. Fluffington

Cate

Kuntingsworth Fuzzhole the Third

Greasespot

Pennington 07-29-2003 02:26 PM

Just a little tip: never name a pet after someone you have a crush on. My first cat I named katie after someone in my school whom I had a thing for. Later on, we went out and of course we eventually broke up. I just had to change her name after that and it confused the hell out of her.

YzermanS19 07-29-2003 02:29 PM

Flapjack the Cat!

iktoweya 07-29-2003 02:46 PM

call it red bull

sub zero 07-29-2003 02:53 PM

war zone

laxative 07-29-2003 07:56 PM

already had cats named Dave, Monkey, and Cat. Currently have a dog named Stupid. I'm partial to two syllable names - they sound good when called. "Here Stoooo-pid!" Earl Gray is too pleasant.

It's not actually retarded. Be more fun if it was. I dunno yet if it's stupid. Squirrel, Kazoo, Heffer, Grease Spot (Greasy?), and Flapjack are all possibilities. I like Slow too.

Memalvada 07-29-2003 08:29 PM

How about:

PeePee (call him 'Pee' for short)
Dung
Turd
Pussy
Wombat
Fart
Spit
The Knight Who Says "Ni"
Poop

???

more fire 07-29-2003 08:40 PM

bruce
tupac
jesus
saddam

laxative 07-29-2003 08:46 PM

i had a cat named tupac too. saddam aint bad.

drawerfixer 07-29-2003 08:47 PM

Puke-machine

Or just puke for short. In my experience with cats, it makes sense.


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