name my stupid cat - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

laxative · 07-28-2003, 09:55 PM

My old cat, Dufus, ran away or got hit on the road. It disappeared two weeks ago. I have terrible luck with cats. This one lasted three years, probably my oldest cat so far. Anyway, I need a cat or two around for mice so I picked up a free kitten today. It's a dark gray female kitten in need of a name.

nothin' cutesy like Shadow or Smokey.

Giant Hamburger · 07-28-2003, 10:22 PM

Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle

crackpot · 07-28-2003, 10:28 PM

How about "Hairy Little Ass"?

It's short for "This owner of mine's gonna get my hairy little ass killed". Nice ring to it, no?

laxative · 07-29-2003, 01:55 AM

it's tough to call a cat for food when it's named Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle.

bobbles · 07-29-2003, 01:59 AM

"Killer" "Cat" "Meow"

Pennington · 07-29-2003, 02:52 AM

Anyone that goes through alot of cats should just begin to call them all either "cat" or "dog".

Magpie0001 · 07-29-2003, 04:31 AM

How about fucker?
I like penningtons suggestion too, call your cat "Dog"
How about a serial No. Ver. 65110007?
Or "come here"

Psycho Dad · 07-29-2003, 04:36 AM

I had a friend with about the same luck in dogs. He had seven of them simply named dog over a ten year or so span. But I think calling it "Piss Infected Vagina Blood Fart" when it is time to come in for the night would entertain the neighbors.

YourNeverThere · 07-29-2003, 04:39 AM

how bout laxative? thats a great name

Peetster · 07-29-2003, 05:03 AM

Earl Gray.

bluearmy · 07-29-2003, 05:16 AM

denim · 07-29-2003, 05:25 AM

Are all your pets called "Eric"?

There's nothing untoward about that! Kemall Ataturk had an entire menagerie called "Abdul".

No, he didn't.

Yes, he did.

No, he didn't!

Did did did 'n' did 'n' did!

Oh, all right.

Spoken like a gentleman, sir! Now, are you going to give me a cat license?

aus5tin · 07-29-2003, 05:29 AM

Is it a retarded cat? Cuz that opens up a whole new world of names, like "Slow Geraldo", or like my aunt's old retarded cat, "Drool Kitty"...

bundy · 07-29-2003, 05:35 AM

Lady.
only if its a dude.

oh, wait, its a female, that won´t work...

then call it shit...
then you could say ´oh shit!´ and it would come looking for its dinner.

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 05:48 AM

How about treating the cat better and keeping it for longer?

tinfoil · 07-29-2003, 05:50 AM

Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle has a nice, insane type ring to it.

You can call it Blood for short. Or Steve.

cchris · 07-29-2003, 06:09 AM

Call it "Stupid".
Cats just do what they want and you can think you have the upper hand each time you call it.
She will just do what cats do and plot revenge.

MikeyChalupa · 07-29-2003, 06:21 AM

Do what TFP'er Crooky did, and name it after me!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=5369

-Mikey

kalisto_911 · 07-29-2003, 06:31 AM

hooker if it is female
pimp if it is a male
cheech or chong?
Tilted? in honor of the forum hehe
Squirrel
Kazoo
Sebastian (sp?)
portfolio
maybe a really cool STD name

Gizmo/Jizmo/Cozmo
Osmond!

OK I am done

KWSN · 07-29-2003, 06:51 AM

Trogdor. Name it Trogdor.

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 06:58 AM

*looks at KWSN's avatar*

Name it Heffer!

kalisto_911 · 07-29-2003, 07:08 AM

some more suggestions:
Ren
Stimpy
Meter Stick
Simple
Slow
Dingaling
Achoo!
Guzundheit (sp?)
Fartalapicus
Godzilla
Mothra
King Kong (Kong for short)
Slinky
Time
Fire/Flame/Furnace
Water
Thermometer
Clamp
{scans surroundings for more ideas!}
Post-it
Lightbulb
Tupperware!
Ahem
Lazy
Boardwalk

Ok thats enough hehe

gnort · 07-29-2003, 07:12 AM

Modac Lord of Evil

jeenyus · 07-29-2003, 07:39 AM

how about.... Stoopy.

denim · 07-29-2003, 08:17 AM

Actually, if your cats keep running away, why do you get new ones? I mean, if you don't know how to keep a cat, don't make them suffer.

Loup · 07-29-2003, 09:08 AM

How about:

or 'The Cat Previously Known As Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle'

seethreepo · 07-29-2003, 09:28 AM

Master

cause you'll be cleaning its crap , barf, hair, litter box etc and be providing its food and water.

the cat knows who's boss so quite kidding yourself .

Stiltzkin · 07-29-2003, 11:40 AM

I can't believe no one has mentioned the most obvious name: Butch.

Just call it Butch

Butch is the universal name for ALL pets, regardless of gender.

Ashton · 07-29-2003, 12:08 PM

Dodsworth........ anyone that grew up watching Looney Tunes should remember Dodsworth, "one of these days I'm going to have to get me a mousetrap"

Munku · 07-29-2003, 12:13 PM

Bloop

Omg... I'm freaked out now... I just thought of that, and I re read the post, and realize that's what bones thinks. Jesus that's freaky. We must be geniuses since we think alike, no?

vermin · 07-29-2003, 02:13 PM

Ms. Fluffington

Cate

Kuntingsworth Fuzzhole the Third

Greasespot

Pennington · 07-29-2003, 02:26 PM

Just a little tip: never name a pet after someone you have a crush on. My first cat I named katie after someone in my school whom I had a thing for. Later on, we went out and of course we eventually broke up. I just had to change her name after that and it confused the hell out of her.

YzermanS19 · 07-29-2003, 02:29 PM

Flapjack the Cat!

iktoweya · 07-29-2003, 02:46 PM

call it red bull

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 02:53 PM

war zone

laxative · 07-29-2003, 07:56 PM

already had cats named Dave, Monkey, and Cat. Currently have a dog named Stupid. I'm partial to two syllable names - they sound good when called. "Here Stoooo-pid!" Earl Gray is too pleasant.

It's not actually retarded. Be more fun if it was. I dunno yet if it's stupid. Squirrel, Kazoo, Heffer, Grease Spot (Greasy?), and Flapjack are all possibilities. I like Slow too.

Memalvada · 07-29-2003, 08:29 PM

How about:

PeePee (call him 'Pee' for short)
Dung
Turd
Pussy
Wombat
Fart
Spit
The Knight Who Says "Ni"
Poop

???

more fire · 07-29-2003, 08:40 PM

bruce
tupac
jesus
saddam

laxative · 07-29-2003, 08:46 PM

i had a cat named tupac too. saddam aint bad.

drawerfixer · 07-29-2003, 08:47 PM

Puke-machine

Or just puke for short. In my experience with cats, it makes sense.

07-28-2003, 09:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	name my stupid cat My old cat, Dufus, ran away or got hit on the road. It disappeared two weeks ago. I have terrible luck with cats. This one lasted three years, probably my oldest cat so far. Anyway, I need a cat or two around for mice so I picked up a free kitten today. It's a dark gray female kitten in need of a name. nothin' cutesy like Shadow or Smokey.

07-29-2003, 04:31 AM	#7 (permalink)
Magpie0001 Nobody Loves Me Location: Irish In Madrid	How about fucker? I like penningtons suggestion too, call your cat "Dog" How about a serial No. Ver. 65110007? Or "come here" __________________ Music is my first love & It will be my last.

07-29-2003, 04:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Psycho Dad Mulletproof Location: Some nucking fut house.	I had a friend with about the same luck in dogs. He had seven of them simply named dog over a ten year or so span. But I think calling it "Piss Infected Vagina Blood Fart" when it is time to come in for the night would entertain the neighbors. __________________ Don't always trust the opinions of experts.

07-29-2003, 04:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	how bout laxative? thats a great name __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

07-29-2003, 05:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Is it a retarded cat? Cuz that opens up a whole new world of names, like "Slow Geraldo", or like my aunt's old retarded cat, "Drool Kitty"... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-28-2003, 10:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle

07-28-2003, 10:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	How about "Hairy Little Ass"? It's short for "This owner of mine's gonna get my hairy little ass killed". Nice ring to it, no?

07-29-2003, 01:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	it's tough to call a cat for food when it's named Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle.

07-29-2003, 01:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	"Killer" "Cat" "Meow"

07-29-2003, 02:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Anyone that goes through alot of cats should just begin to call them all either "cat" or "dog".

07-29-2003, 05:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Earl Gray.

07-29-2003, 05:16 AM	#11 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Dave

07-29-2003, 05:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Are all your pets called "Eric"? There's nothing untoward about that! Kemall Ataturk had an entire menagerie called "Abdul". No, he didn't. Yes, he did. No, he didn't! Did did did 'n' did 'n' did! Oh, all right. Spoken like a gentleman, sir! Now, are you going to give me a cat license?

07-29-2003, 05:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Lady. only if its a dude. oh, wait, its a female, that won´t work... then call it shit... then you could say ´oh shit!´ and it would come looking for its dinner. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 07-29-2003 at 06:41 AM..

07-29-2003, 05:48 AM	#15 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	How about treating the cat better and keeping it for longer?

07-29-2003, 06:51 AM	#20 (permalink)
KWSN green	Trogdor. Name it Trogdor. __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-29-2003, 09:08 AM	#26 (permalink)
Loup Pup no More Location: Voted the Best	How about: or 'The Cat Previously Known As Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle' __________________ "If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it." ~ Frank Tyger

07-29-2003, 05:50 AM	#16 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle has a nice, insane type ring to it. You can call it Blood for short. Or Steve. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

07-29-2003, 06:09 AM	#17 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Call it "Stupid". Cats just do what they want and you can think you have the upper hand each time you call it. She will just do what cats do and plot revenge. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-29-2003, 06:21 AM	#18 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Do what TFP'er Crooky did, and name it after me! http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=5369 -Mikey

07-29-2003, 06:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	hooker if it is female pimp if it is a male cheech or chong? Tilted? in honor of the forum hehe Squirrel Kazoo Sebastian (sp?) portfolio maybe a really cool STD name Gizmo/Jizmo/Cozmo Osmond! OK I am done __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

07-29-2003, 06:58 AM	#21 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	looks at KWSN's avatar Name it Heffer!

07-29-2003, 07:08 AM	#22 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	some more suggestions: Ren Stimpy Meter Stick Simple Slow Dingaling Achoo! Guzundheit (sp?) Fartalapicus Godzilla Mothra King Kong (Kong for short) Slinky Time Fire/Flame/Furnace Water Thermometer Clamp {scans surroundings for more ideas!} Post-it Lightbulb Tupperware! Ahem Lazy Boardwalk Ok thats enough hehe __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

07-29-2003, 07:12 AM	#23 (permalink)
gnort Psycho Location: MA	Modac Lord of Evil __________________ You had me at Qapla'

07-29-2003, 07:39 AM	#24 (permalink)
jeenyus Banned	fdgsf how about.... Stoopy.

07-29-2003, 08:17 AM	#25 (permalink)
denim Banned Location: Massachusetts, USA	Actually, if your cats keep running away, why do you get new ones? I mean, if you don't know how to keep a cat, don't make them suffer.

07-29-2003, 09:28 AM	#27 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	Master cause you'll be cleaning its crap , barf, hair, litter box etc and be providing its food and water. the cat knows who's boss so quite kidding yourself . __________________ rub it and see.

07-29-2003, 11:40 AM	#28 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I can't believe no one has mentioned the most obvious name: Butch. Just call it Butch Butch is the universal name for ALL pets, regardless of gender. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-29-2003, 12:08 PM	#29 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	Dodsworth........ anyone that grew up watching Looney Tunes should remember Dodsworth, "one of these days I'm going to have to get me a mousetrap"

07-29-2003, 12:13 PM	#30 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Bloop Omg... I'm freaked out now... I just thought of that, and I re read the post, and realize that's what bones thinks. Jesus that's freaky. We must be geniuses since we think alike, no? Last edited by Munku; 07-29-2003 at 12:17 PM..

07-29-2003, 02:13 PM	#31 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Ms. Fluffington Cate Kuntingsworth Fuzzhole the Third Greasespot __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-29-2003, 02:26 PM	#32 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Just a little tip: never name a pet after someone you have a crush on. My first cat I named katie after someone in my school whom I had a thing for. Later on, we went out and of course we eventually broke up. I just had to change her name after that and it confused the hell out of her.

07-29-2003, 02:29 PM	#33 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Flapjack the Cat! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

07-29-2003, 02:46 PM	#34 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	call it red bull __________________ i miss K-Wise

07-29-2003, 02:53 PM	#35 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	war zone __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-29-2003, 07:56 PM	#36 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	already had cats named Dave, Monkey, and Cat. Currently have a dog named Stupid. I'm partial to two syllable names - they sound good when called. "Here Stoooo-pid!" Earl Gray is too pleasant. It's not actually retarded. Be more fun if it was. I dunno yet if it's stupid. Squirrel, Kazoo, Heffer, Grease Spot (Greasy?), and Flapjack are all possibilities. I like Slow too.

07-29-2003, 08:29 PM	#37 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	How about: PeePee (call him 'Pee' for short) Dung Turd Pussy Wombat Fart Spit The Knight Who Says "Ni" Poop ??? __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)