i used to have a cat we called faster.

name yours slower....

or Zappa

or fucker

shitbox annie works too.

I've always been fond of `Larry'.

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Shithead (ala The Jerk) is a great name for any animal. You could also go with one of many shit-themed names, like Dipshit, Jack Shit (or Jackie/Jaqueline Shit, seeing as how its a female), Deep Shit, World of Shit, etc.

Roadkill

Sylvia Stupid

Cunt (just think of the fun you could have with that. introducing it to friends, calling for it in the middle of the night, etc. not to mention its a pun. pussycat>pussy>cunt. get it?)

lets see, its stupid, its grey, its female, the answer is obvious: Whoopie

Wendy Whoppers

if its an outside cat, and you dont get her fixed, the Slut, Whore, Tramp, etc. Trust me, any of these will be appropriate.

Duchess Vagina of Pussington



i could do this all day, but I wont.

any chance of making this cat retarded?

I say name is "Spinach"

or at least something related to his head. Head names are funny.

"C'mere Fathead!"

Zoi (sounds like -- Zowee)
Miller (after the beer, of course)
Cammie

best answer ever

Trogdor the Burninator. And it would even have it's own theme song...

Tubby!

Skidmark

Meatbag

Anus

Dog Meat ... j/k I love cats ... *ahem* *cough cough*

We named our cat "Mucous". We call her "Mukey" sometimes and everone is under the assumption it's a fucking anime name (Miyuki). I explain the whole thing, it's short for "mucous", and I usually get an "...oh." accompanied by that face. You know which one I'm talking about.

LOL while I watch 007 take a parachute from some poor sap ... Jaws is screwed again. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I love Moonraker.

thanks for all the suggestions. I was leaning towards shithead. Mucous is great too. My old lady started calling it "Suckhead" and it's stuck so far. Has a nice ring to it. However, I haven't seen poor little Suckhead in a few hours, and she wouldn't come for food. Damn, I don't wanna do this all over again already.

Ceefer

(C for Cat)

Is it skittish? If so, "Fraidy" or "Scare-dy" would be cool.

Ash

How about shithead since cats act like shitheads

"short term" v.7

(v.7 or whatever version replacement number this cat is)

or
terminal (cuz she ain't gonna live long)
shorty (for short life span)
whoosh (cuz 3 yrs will pass quickly)
im-a-goner
disposable
temporary
d•con (like the rat poison)

Entropy
Chaos
Tube Steak
Neutron (if you get him fixed)
Neutrino (if you get him fixed, and he's small)

i named my stupid cat stupid... but it turns out she ran into walls cause she was blind :rolleyes:

try naming it something more intelligent, it might last longer.

how about... conflegration ;)

Fuckfucks

horse

well my parents named my pet goldfish "Dog" and ever since i woke up to Dog floatin upside down and definatly not swimmin i've kinda been scarred for life...but on a lighter note...what about Dog....or Biatch....I think Biatch for a cat would be great... imagine this...."damn u biatch, u just shat all over my floor"
ok...stupid...ignore me for now :(

Morris?

Call it "poor thing" or KAWAII!!! or Sam the Dragon

Kangaroo Cat
Curious George

Those were names we thought we should have named our orange kitten once we got used to him. His name is Lightning. My other cat is Smokey. But his fur looks Smokey (my first cat, I'm entitled to a little cute).

dingleberry
scrotum
poopskin

how about "Fuck-fuck"?
or name a fish, "Fluffy"

name your cat, "cpt.awesome" or "cpt.ovaries" eitherway we need to agree that the word "captian" will start out his name.

Anyone remember "earl the dead cat". ----stuffed cat with treadmarks on his back. or pick a name and stay with it just add version numbers ie. earl 2

Greyskull, paws of thunder

The Cheat. You should definitely name your cat "The Cheat"

I had a roomate who named his cat 'Collaborator', and anothe roomates whose two cats were 'pumpkinhead' and 'the kid', but I'd still go with The Cheat

How about "Askhim" or "Askher" When I get my own cat, I may call he/she that.

It's something that will make everyperson that asks what your cats name is...Kinda make a funny face, Well I think so anyways.

If I had a cat, I would name him Hairball.

Cats are fun especially when they atart cathcing and eating birds. HAHA

That's why I love cat's...Just the whole Killer Instict that they have.

Well, since you are using/employing this feline to hunt and kill mice, why not name it after a famous assassin? Like Oswald, or Hinckley, or Wilkes, or Chapman, or Ruby, or Sirhan Sirhan, or Earl Ray. I think the one that really stands out in my mind is naming your kitty "The Nation of Islam." Not for the current state of things, but the fact that they killed Malcolm X; although, you could point out that they are evil, etc and not to be messed with by anything, even a little mouse.

Plus, I think it would hysterical to tell your neighbors that The Nation of Islam killed two mice today in your barn. And then suggest that The Nation would love to come over and hunt on your property. You could even further the joke by saying that if The Nation of Islam is good, you give her piece of bacon or a saucer of milk; The Nation loves its milk.

Mr/Mrs.Bojangles

how about "alive"