name my stupid cat
 

My old cat, Dufus, ran away or got hit on the road. It disappeared two weeks ago. I have terrible luck with cats. This one lasted three years, probably my oldest cat so far. Anyway, I need a cat or two around for mice so I picked up a free kitten today. It's a dark gray female kitten in need of a name.

nothin' cutesy like Shadow or Smokey.

Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle

How about "Hairy Little Ass"?

It's short for "This owner of mine's gonna get my hairy little ass killed". Nice ring to it, no?

it's tough to call a cat for food when it's named Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle.

"Killer" "Cat" "Meow"

Anyone that goes through alot of cats should just begin to call them all either "cat" or "dog".

How about fucker?
I like penningtons suggestion too, call your cat "Dog"
How about a serial No. Ver. 65110007?
Or "come here"

I had a friend with about the same luck in dogs. He had seven of them simply named dog over a ten year or so span. But I think calling it "Piss Infected Vagina Blood Fart" when it is time to come in for the night would entertain the neighbors.

how bout laxative? thats a great name

Earl Gray.

Dave

Are all your pets called "Eric"?

There's nothing untoward about that! Kemall Ataturk had an entire menagerie called "Abdul".

No, he didn't.

Yes, he did.

No, he didn't!

Did did did 'n' did 'n' did!

Oh, all right.

Spoken like a gentleman, sir! Now, are you going to give me a cat license?

Is it a retarded cat? Cuz that opens up a whole new world of names, like "Slow Geraldo", or like my aunt's old retarded cat, "Drool Kitty"...

Lady.
only if its a dude.

oh, wait, its a female, that won´t work...

then call it shit...
then you could say ´oh shit!´ and it would come looking for its dinner.

How about treating the cat better and keeping it for longer?

Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle has a nice, insane type ring to it.

You can call it Blood for short. Or Steve.

Call it "Stupid".
Cats just do what they want and you can think you have the upper hand each time you call it.
She will just do what cats do and plot revenge.

Do what TFP'er Crooky did, and name it after me!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=5369

-Mikey

hooker if it is female
pimp if it is a male
cheech or chong?
Tilted? in honor of the forum hehe
Squirrel
Kazoo
Sebastian (sp?)
portfolio
maybe a really cool STD name :D
Gizmo/Jizmo/Cozmo
Osmond!

OK I am done

Trogdor. Name it Trogdor.

*looks at KWSN's avatar*

Name it Heffer!

some more suggestions:
Ren
Stimpy
Meter Stick
Simple
Slow
Dingaling
Achoo!
Guzundheit (sp?)
Fartalapicus
Godzilla
Mothra
King Kong (Kong for short)
Slinky
Time
Fire/Flame/Furnace
Water
Thermometer
Clamp
{scans surroundings for more ideas!}
Post-it
Lightbulb
Tupperware!
Ahem
Lazy
Boardwalk

Ok thats enough hehe

Modac Lord of Evil

fdgsf
 

how about.... Stoopy.

Actually, if your cats keep running away, why do you get new ones? I mean, if you don't know how to keep a cat, don't make them suffer.

How about:
http://justifide.home.att.net/symbol.gif

or 'The Cat Previously Known As Nyarlathotep's Blood Red Tentacle'

Master


cause you'll be cleaning its crap , barf, hair, litter box etc and be providing its food and water.

the cat knows who's boss so quite kidding yourself .

I can't believe no one has mentioned the most obvious name: Butch.

Just call it Butch :thumbsup:

Butch is the universal name for ALL pets, regardless of gender.

Bloop

Omg... I'm freaked out now... I just thought of that, and I re read the post, and realize that's what bones thinks. Jesus that's freaky. We must be geniuses since we think alike, no?

Ms. Fluffington

Cate

Kuntingsworth Fuzzhole the Third

Greasespot

Just a little tip: never name a pet after someone you have a crush on. My first cat I named katie after someone in my school whom I had a thing for. Later on, we went out and of course we eventually broke up. I just had to change her name after that and it confused the hell out of her.

Flapjack the Cat!

call it red bull

war zone

already had cats named Dave, Monkey, and Cat. Currently have a dog named Stupid. I'm partial to two syllable names - they sound good when called. "Here Stoooo-pid!" Earl Gray is too pleasant.

It's not actually retarded. Be more fun if it was. I dunno yet if it's stupid. Squirrel, Kazoo, Heffer, Grease Spot (Greasy?), and Flapjack are all possibilities. I like Slow too.

How about:

PeePee (call him 'Pee' for short)
Dung
Turd
Pussy
Wombat
Fart
Spit
The Knight Who Says "Ni"
Poop

???

bruce
tupac
jesus
saddam

i had a cat named tupac too. saddam aint bad.

Puke-machine

Or just puke for short. In my experience with cats, it makes sense.

i used to have a cat we called faster.

name yours slower....

or Zappa

or fucker

shitbox annie works too.

I've always been fond of `Larry'.

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Shithead (ala The Jerk) is a great name for any animal. You could also go with one of many shit-themed names, like Dipshit, Jack Shit (or Jackie/Jaqueline Shit, seeing as how its a female), Deep Shit, World of Shit, etc.

Roadkill

Sylvia Stupid

Cunt (just think of the fun you could have with that. introducing it to friends, calling for it in the middle of the night, etc. not to mention its a pun. pussycat>pussy>cunt. get it?)

lets see, its stupid, its grey, its female, the answer is obvious: Whoopie

Wendy Whoppers

if its an outside cat, and you dont get her fixed, the Slut, Whore, Tramp, etc. Trust me, any of these will be appropriate.

Duchess Vagina of Pussington



i could do this all day, but I wont.

any chance of making this cat retarded?

I say name is "Spinach"

or at least something related to his head. Head names are funny.

"C'mere Fathead!"

Zoi (sounds like -- Zowee)
Miller (after the beer, of course)
Cammie

best answer ever

Trogdor the Burninator. And it would even have it's own theme song...

Tubby!

Skidmark

Meatbag

Anus

Dog Meat ... j/k I love cats ... *ahem* *cough cough*

We named our cat "Mucous". We call her "Mukey" sometimes and everone is under the assumption it's a fucking anime name (Miyuki). I explain the whole thing, it's short for "mucous", and I usually get an "...oh." accompanied by that face. You know which one I'm talking about.

LOL while I watch 007 take a parachute from some poor sap ... Jaws is screwed again. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I love Moonraker.

thanks for all the suggestions. I was leaning towards shithead. Mucous is great too. My old lady started calling it "Suckhead" and it's stuck so far. Has a nice ring to it. However, I haven't seen poor little Suckhead in a few hours, and she wouldn't come for food. Damn, I don't wanna do this all over again already.

Ceefer

(C for Cat)

Is it skittish? If so, "Fraidy" or "Scare-dy" would be cool.

Ash

How about shithead since cats act like shitheads

"short term" v.7

(v.7 or whatever version replacement number this cat is)

or
terminal (cuz she ain't gonna live long)
shorty (for short life span)
whoosh (cuz 3 yrs will pass quickly)
im-a-goner
disposable
temporary
d•con (like the rat poison)

Entropy
Chaos
Tube Steak
Neutron (if you get him fixed)
Neutrino (if you get him fixed, and he's small)

i named my stupid cat stupid... but it turns out she ran into walls cause she was blind :rolleyes:

try naming it something more intelligent, it might last longer.

how about... conflegration ;)

Fuckfucks

horse

well my parents named my pet goldfish "Dog" and ever since i woke up to Dog floatin upside down and definatly not swimmin i've kinda been scarred for life...but on a lighter note...what about Dog....or Biatch....I think Biatch for a cat would be great... imagine this...."damn u biatch, u just shat all over my floor"
ok...stupid...ignore me for now :(

Morris?

Call it "poor thing" or KAWAII!!! or Sam the Dragon

Kangaroo Cat
Curious George

Those were names we thought we should have named our orange kitten once we got used to him. His name is Lightning. My other cat is Smokey. But his fur looks Smokey (my first cat, I'm entitled to a little cute).

dingleberry
scrotum
poopskin

how about "Fuck-fuck"?
or name a fish, "Fluffy"

name your cat, "cpt.awesome" or "cpt.ovaries" eitherway we need to agree that the word "captian" will start out his name.

Anyone remember "earl the dead cat". ----stuffed cat with treadmarks on his back. or pick a name and stay with it just add version numbers ie. earl 2

Greyskull, paws of thunder

The Cheat. You should definitely name your cat "The Cheat"

I had a roomate who named his cat 'Collaborator', and anothe roomates whose two cats were 'pumpkinhead' and 'the kid', but I'd still go with The Cheat

How about "Askhim" or "Askher" When I get my own cat, I may call he/she that.

It's something that will make everyperson that asks what your cats name is...Kinda make a funny face, Well I think so anyways.

If I had a cat, I would name him Hairball.

Cats are fun especially when they atart cathcing and eating birds. HAHA

That's why I love cat's...Just the whole Killer Instict that they have.

Well, since you are using/employing this feline to hunt and kill mice, why not name it after a famous assassin? Like Oswald, or Hinckley, or Wilkes, or Chapman, or Ruby, or Sirhan Sirhan, or Earl Ray. I think the one that really stands out in my mind is naming your kitty "The Nation of Islam." Not for the current state of things, but the fact that they killed Malcolm X; although, you could point out that they are evil, etc and not to be messed with by anything, even a little mouse.

Plus, I think it would hysterical to tell your neighbors that The Nation of Islam killed two mice today in your barn. And then suggest that The Nation would love to come over and hunt on your property. You could even further the joke by saying that if The Nation of Islam is good, you give her piece of bacon or a saucer of milk; The Nation loves its milk.

Mr/Mrs.Bojangles

how about "alive"