07-23-2003, 12:14 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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dude, you can't be dissin the point you be missin
you gotta learn there's more to rap than just rhymes, so give a listen there's artwork in matchin the rhymes with a certain syllable who taught you how to rap, dr sues? god you're gullable you use lyrics in your rhymes like, goo, boo, and poo shit, i was bustin rhymes with those words back when i was 2 so when i said, and i quote ".... more stories in bed" look for pronunciation and syllables while yer 'tossin Petes sal-ed' but wait, i fogot, you're not that talented if i were your sorry ass, i would rather be dead Last edited by Mitzkrieg; 07-23-2003 at 12:24 PM.. |
07-23-2003, 01:06 PM | #42 (permalink) | |
Crazy
Location: right behind you...
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07-23-2003, 01:25 PM | #43 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Midwest
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Now I'm back from lunch
and I read this crap Damn y'all don't know shit about rap. Disney, nursery rhymes and Dr. Seuss gimme a noose I'm 'bout to cut loose Don't tell me what I can and what I can't teach I'm the professor so sit down, Screech You about to get a lesson in how to flow You'll always be guessin' which way I'll go I could hit you from the left with a dope ass rhyme then spin it, mix it, and change the time groove for a bit and then drop the funk somethin' stinks here man is that a skunk? Nah it's just Bones dick smellin' crass cause he just pulled it out of another man's ass Talkin' bout MY balls bein blue? Who the fuck are you Damn Greg Lou? gainus that is, you know the queer C'mon Bones, get your nose out my rear. Starin' at my balls to see the color Damn, you one gay ass mutha. And now we have a rook tryin to step up Don't even think you can drink from this cup. All you got is Peter Pan? Next thing I know you'll say "Talk to the hand" Actin like you're cool and you're the shit I got news for you you ain't nothin' but a zit 'bout to get popped and run down the mirror Don't mess with me cause I bring the fear and I bring the pain like a dungeon master Mitz, you'd better speed up and run a little faster cause' I'll bust yo' ass like SWAT on a crack house. Man, I'm the King of the Jungle and you just a little mouse. (kinda fun to let the violence flow once in a while. no offense, all in good fun.)
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07-23-2003, 07:37 PM | #44 (permalink) |
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Bones raps 'bout people fuckin sheep and he thinks that he's funny
But he's the only one who got his dick in a sheep's cunny His favorite site to visit seems to be the TFP, But muttonbone.com's the one that gets him off, you see He usin' Snoop and Biggy to try to draw himself fame But all he ends up doing is disgracing MC's names Their skill is on the highest level that there is, ya see, But Bones is at the bottom rappin' bout bestiality So many other MC's that I could go right up and slap, But they so fuckin' lowly that they don't deserve my rap. You think you even on my level, bring it to my face, I'll beat you ass easily-- won't even be a case. K-Dub out.
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07-23-2003, 08:44 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Midwest
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Bones disses my flow
and mocks my title I'm suprised he even knows the word "recital" Big Popa is the rapper he wants to be He's not Big Popa, rather Big Pussy. Predict my rhyme? Follow my flow? If you're a psychic you're Miss Cleo. At least she made money you broke ass bitch she had a mansion while you sleep in a ditch she's in jail now and you're lucky your not cause all the big bubbas would think you're hot "he's got a purdy mouth" you'd hear them say but you'd fit right in cause we know you're gay. And then there's "K-DUB" ooh, what a cool name. you ain't no gansta you're just fuckin' lame No mention of me? I ain't worth your time? You best show some respect in you're muthafuckin' rhymes so sit yo ass down and welcome to the class learn from the best as I kick some ass Ni, Ni, Ni Look at me I'm a knight I'd knock your ass out without a hint of a fight.
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07-23-2003, 08:56 PM | #46 (permalink) |
lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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alright.
let's try this again, bitches. so i know i suck dick, but why'd i find it so easy to click the "post reply" button? had i the impression i would get a muffin? er. i think i may be frontin. you all made me choke at least i aint gotta toke to succeed in this joke of a game. so sen, what's the midwest like? is it some where im gonna take a bike? be there any hills? where you get some thrills? and brag about "mad skills"? WHAT? Just call me the bookie place some bets. i know im a loser so are the mets i aint from the ghetto but to those who are you betta mellow because im coming yo way complete with automatic rhyme bombs So I hope y'all can stay and let me say I AM THE WORST RAPPER AT TFP! thanks?
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07-23-2003, 09:08 PM | #48 (permalink) |
Banned?
Location: Artic Tundra
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Man , Bones raps like he's on fire
Spittin out rhymes like a dirty liar Others join in the the vicious rhyme Some got beat, others aint got the time To churn out raps, hour after hour Faces look like they ate sumtin sour The call Me Spiny-Wonka But I aint here ta taunt ya I simply came to display My horrible rappin forte I can't rap and I can't dance Even then I wouldn't have a chance I'm just a white boy, with no thought or plan I just sit around all day, playin the Megaman Maybe If I made the time To sit down and actually think out a line But I don't, and that's why I'm lame Aint got no rythem, aint got no game. But I got one annoument One Federal Endoucment While Bones have a Big B on his Cape He's still the victim of Redneck Rape Hangin out at the Glory Hole, every single day His Momma never relized, that he was so gay. So that's my sorry insult, The Creed of my cult Please don't hurt me to bad I'm just glad To hang with the big boys Even though they use Anal Toys. I'm..sorry too.... *walks away*
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07-23-2003, 09:26 PM | #50 (permalink) |
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The small lines that Sen spins are reflective of his rap strength
No, wait, the shortness is more similar to Sen's penis length He Likes To Break It Up Like This To Make It Sound Like he's a good MC but I'm better pound for pound Sen tries to make it seem like he's a gangster and he's tough Oh yeah, Sen, in the Midwest the streets all are really rough. Two seconds in the ghetto and I bet you'd piss your pants And then you'd run home crying like a schoolgirl out of France Your skill isn't enough to merit more disses from me, So go home, little Sen, you're wastin' all my energy. K-Dub out.
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07-23-2003, 11:05 PM | #52 (permalink) |
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some good ones! keep em comin. just got home from work, here's my next one....
oh man, wtf? i bust the smooth groovin ryhmes and get called a rook? Bones needs a dictionary? shit i was born in east l.a. and i don't need no stinking book y'all are silly, can't come up with nothin original? those 2-bit three & four letter rhyes of yours are just plain gimmical wanna rap with my flavah gotta learn to be more whimsical bones talked earlier 'bout me droppin names only thing i'm droppin are lyrical bombs in these word games ya keep comin back trying to prove something to this society dont know why you'll just get knocked out boys you should just stop fightin me good thing none of ya rap for a living cuz ya couldn't make a dime might as well just shut up, better off impersonatin a mime so get in your bling bling ride of a public bus and pick up a transfer move on to someone else before you're ripped to shreads like you got cancer. |
07-24-2003, 02:24 AM | #53 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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I been lookin roun' here, lookin good an' feelin fine,
I been cruisin Rouen, France; I'm hustlin, gettin what's mine, But when I gets to work I got the man who tell me No! You don' be smokin at your desk, hey bro' c'est interdit you know. Well I don' like it, baby, when they tells me what to do, It make me mad, it gets me riled, I gets all flushed an' het up too. Now I know some mecs, they think it's antiso-cial, But hell they win with passive smokin' - I buy the tabs, they get the blow. Now the TFP be goin through some readjustment, We be representin here while others wonder where the boobs went, I don' have time to take you down, I got a luncheon appointment, But I'm back this afternoon; if you step up it's disappointment. |
07-24-2003, 04:20 AM | #54 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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Rrrrrrrrrrrroti de Porc, Hot Dang s'what I been eatin,
They gave me lots of beans - 'hey where my chips?' s'what I been sayin I drunk me deux cafés, a glass of coke now I be trippin I come right back on here and what I find? you all been sleepin. There ain't no doubt, no joke, i represent my spheres of knowledge Y'all come to me for cars an books an cookin, even porridge For breakfast jus add honey with a stir you'll all be ready For dancin, shaggin, drinkin, smokin, rhymin I rock steady. |
07-24-2003, 06:40 AM | #55 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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Bones, bones, bones...yeah I been hearin tha name
and yeah I'll jump ya Bones, tho' I be new to this game I'll stand you up, I'll take you down 'til spinnin stars is all you see I learned the ropes at home wit' Mr. D.R.E. Now here we go again with all this FuckFrance shiiiit, It's tired, it's old, it's gettin stale; I don't mind cos I'm a Brit And you and yours who diss the place that gave us Dom and Moët Will learn it's time to live in peace and spread some love and Joy. Who's that there right by your name, it can't be you - it's Biggie! I'll stop this soon, I'll grab a coke, I'll chill and smoke a ciggie, But 'fore I go you gots to know I think you're very funny, I laughs out loud to read these rhymes, now go and make some money. |
07-24-2003, 06:57 AM | #56 (permalink) |
Shackle Me Not
Location: Newcastle - England.
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Step aside....
1.2.1.2. is this thing on? Are you listening, Hal, K & bones? I rate your rhymes as bad, weak and poor. Your styles are dead, You're all too crap for sure. Next time try to beef it up with some smilies. I'll kick your asses, UK stylee. ..just warming up.
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07-24-2003, 07:33 AM | #58 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Midwest
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K-W-S and N
Likes to be dissin the streets I be in You can say what you want You can think what you please But I spent 3 years in SouthEast DC. If that ain't a hood you don't even know so sit the fuck down and watch the show Now I'm gonna change the tone of this rap battle give props to the Bones for all of his rattle he's the only one of you sucka MC's that's got the nuts to hang with me All you muthafuckas can shut your mouth 3 years in the District and 4 in the South Dirty South, East Coast now represent At least I ain't suckin' Dick just to pay the rent. Don't tell me dissin' France is all played out those coward muthafuckers just whine and pout I don't care if you are a fuckin' li-mey This is gansta rap Fuck peace and harmony And don't get me started on East L.A. LBC bullshit man, don't even play you think you're so smooth we can see you're wrong the best thing in East L.A. was Cheech and Chong Hell yayuh!
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07-24-2003, 10:12 AM | #59 (permalink) |
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aight, i'll join the gang
blow the dust off my easy stuff easy as Bones ass prefers his men real big and buff like 2 dollar corner ho's can is so loose when he farts sounds just like the wind blows all these rhymes y'all aint rappin' nothin but angry rantin' so damn annoying should get my gun and start cappin step up to me its inevitable you can't win so where's the judge just declare me surgeon general i disected you fools like back in school cuttin up a frogs genitals __ hehe, sorry bones, not tryin to pick on ya, just became an easy target after the gay thing stuck. good rap battles peeps, gotta get to work, laters. |
07-24-2003, 02:08 PM | #60 (permalink) |
Idolator
Location: Vol Country
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Uh oh, MC Crow, back in the place to bizzee.
Sorry I been gone, yall know yall missed me. Bones, we coulda teamed up, coulda been great, but you saw my feet, and decided to hate. Well, aiight, you done chose your path now, Step up to me, and I'll lay your ass down. Mitz and castex, this thread aint for the rooks, Next time do ya homework, hit the fuckin books. Crow dont play around, lyrically, I'm a beast. I'll fuck yall kids up, like a Catholic priest. Fuck this, I'm done, yall wastin my time. But if anybody wants some, you next in line. Big Crow, Ill spread my wings and take flight, I may be caucasian, but I'm as dark as night.
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07-24-2003, 02:09 PM | #61 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Midwest
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Mitz's last rap ain't worth my time
can't waste my talent on a weak ass rhyme I'm about ta be out for the next 3 days you'll have to live without my badass ways Goin' cross the state to Saint Lou-ee Summer Sanitarium is where I'll be Mudvayne, Deftones, Limp Bizkit, too and Linkin Park warmin' up for the crew that's the best Rock Show in the biz Metallica, sucka that's where it is. I can't wait to read when I get back all the jibberish rhymes you MC's are on crack can't rhyme, no rhythm ain't got no flow you're fuckin' rap careers go right out the window Until I get back think on this you can't fuck with me cause I'm the best there is. Hell yayuh!!
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07-24-2003, 11:12 PM | #62 (permalink) |
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later sen, have fun, sounds like it'll be good times. maybe before you go, you can catch this last rhyme....
Bones, K-Dub and last but not least Sen my onlsaught of words bust your asses wide o-pen just like you were straight from the jail house stuffed up the rear by a trouser mouse all three of you fresh fishes been turned into inmates bitches it's pretty clear the chocolate star highway is your jurisdiction the pictures from the private eye proved that it aint fiction not sayin i looked, cuz i sure as hell didn't hope after you were done felchin you sucked on a breathe mint omg i'm on fire! can't put me out! call me butter, cuz i'm on a roll, no doubt! but truthfully, i'm just a white rappin wannabe oh man, it sucks to be you gettin fucked up by the likes of me (serious though, no offense guys. this thread was a good idea, just havin fun) |
07-27-2003, 10:52 PM | #63 (permalink) |
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Yoo all my homey G's
You all be up in my Shizzy-T I ain't gonna take no disrespectin hoes I just be shootin em all in their toes i smack my dick on their heads so that they wake up dead due to massive head trauma aww man, dont you gimme yo drama! or i stab you in the face then i invade your place and piss in your sink before you have time to think about whatcha gonna do you ain't nothin but a fool i be spankin all your bitches i be shitting in their britches (breeches?) just like the Normandy beaches those nazis be teachin all you fools a lesson about the german's delicatessen because "eat" in german is "essen" naw, you ain't impressin anyone wit dat shit i jsut go up and hit you in da face with that laser in space then you die.... ass gawd what an easy genre of music to write for.. and just so everyone knows, i hate rap |
07-27-2003, 11:13 PM | #64 (permalink) | |
Idolator
Location: Vol Country
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Its only easy if you really really really suck. Sorry.
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07-28-2003, 06:24 AM | #65 (permalink) |
I run E.
Location: New York
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Johnny Corpse picked that name 'cause his lyrics ain't live.
In peril like a horse stumbled on a bee hive. I wrote stronger raps at the age of five. "I stab you in the face, I hit you in the face" Your simple little threats leave a terrible taste And a smell but I won't dwell On your inspid flavor, Instead let's move on to your inappropriate behavior. Now listen Johny Dead, You come on this thread Disrespect whats been said, But only offer lyrics on par with Right Said Fred. I don't give a crap if you really "hate rap." But you shouldn't of fucked with us, Cause now your mom's got the Clap That's right, that's right Because we fucked her bareback.
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08-08-2003, 06:11 AM | #66 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
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I was told of this thread,
I brought some new battle armor, but you guys are a joke, I should have bought some pajamas
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08-08-2003, 07:29 AM | #67 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
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well shit, I'm done, I lost, I'm toasted
and it only took you 30 minutes to come and find and post it, but probably not because you don't believe in rhymes that you lace, kid, you aren't that smart to realize, you aren't worth any time that is wasted go home, you didn't know what I got in store this game is for men, not boys with puberty to wait for.
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08-08-2003, 08:26 AM | #68 (permalink) |
Redwing fan extraordinaire
Location: Michigan
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though they call this rap-battle, I ain't lookin for a fight,
but lickin' bungholes, that just aint right... your tounge will get sticky and your breath will get bad... for the rest of the night your gonna be sad.. so before you lap her ass, bitch better use some Zest and after your through you better hit that CREST!!!
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08-08-2003, 08:33 AM | #69 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
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haha, this is good shit... I wish I didn't have a job that requires me to actually do work.
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08-08-2003, 08:37 AM | #70 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Silicon Valley, Utah
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This is so fun I wish I wasn't at work
so I could spend the whole day battling this bones jerk 2 minute post, no shit, take your time speed definitely degrades the quality of your rhyme I will give you the rest of the day while I'm making my dough and typing away to come up with something I feel like spending my time on besides some bitchy rapper who be needin a tampon
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08-08-2003, 09:00 AM | #71 (permalink) |
Redwing fan extraordinaire
Location: Michigan
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as I read these posts its very obvious too see........
that it would be very easy for you all to diss me...... My delivery's predictable and my rhymes are pretty whack.... which would leave me wide open for you bad ass MC's to attack.. so I am playing it smart before you evil muthas pounce..... this lame ass white boy is gonna fuckin Bounce......... PEACE OUT Ya'LL!!!!!!!!!!
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08-09-2003, 05:25 AM | #74 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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Well the C is back to (wickety) whack the battle rappers,
I'll play you all along until you see things like me. They see my name come up, they all come running like the clappers; A change of pace is due, thankyou for waiting patiently! Now, I went to De La Soul, they came to see us up in Paris Na-na-na-na-na, this is the daisy age It's been a while; I saw them in the Toon in '89. All the little gangstas here would surely be embarrassed, to see and hear what rocks the boat when you engage your mind It's not about the drugs, the girls, the cars or drive-by shootin, My Mummy's not a Ho; I don't think yours is either. Our women need respect you see, they're on an equal footin, Just two more shirts to iron, then I'm going to take a breather. |
08-09-2003, 06:55 AM | #75 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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Own this thread? You sure? Hey Bones you don't own shit.
Your silly whines and rants you know they don't hurt me a bit. I read your lines and with a sigh I worry for your karma. It's time to quit the streets my man, and try life as a farmer. The country's wild and free and full of birds and bees and foxes, The kind that like to dance and kiss and let you in their boxes You'll feel at home a-diggin, sowin, ploughin all they furrows For trips to town jump on your horse and you'll get there tomorrow. I said it twice, I ain't done yet - this world is ruled by lovers. It's sad to diss and cuss and spend time criticising others. I know your tongue's in cheek, but Bones you'll get my dander rising. And when it's up look out, you fool, you'd best get to revising. |
08-09-2003, 10:28 AM | #76 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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Hey wow, oh look he's lost the plot!
His toys thrown out the pram. Dear Bones don't cry and shout a lot, your acting reeks of ham. My life is sweet, i must admit, But I can swear as well. Some fuckers tried to break my balls Those rappers lie there where they fell This battle rap's a curate's egg, Invites interpretation. And if my version gets your goat, Try haikus for your consolation |
08-09-2003, 04:59 PM | #77 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: right behind you...
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whoops, i forgot i made this thread
got so tired of redudant rhymes i prolly wish it were dead but oh well, its alive and so am I now is the time to show you fuckers why you don't fuck with Z! beeeeeeccccaaaaauuuussseeeeeee he is the man with the plan and if you get around him you should understand he'll run you over, crush your toes turn you from a pimp to a goddamned ho soooo come on bones make up something better and hopefully newer than the members of rolling stones (and more coherrent than eddie veddar) cuz god knows your shit stinks worse than chedder ........ or something im bored |
08-10-2003, 12:29 PM | #78 (permalink) |
I run E.
Location: New York
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Whoaitz is in my crew,
Yeah he's down with me, But Castex and Bones, Ya done like Me Phi Me. Ya need to drop the mike, And just let that shit be. Cause your stank IS worse than cheddar, It's more like stale pee.
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08-10-2003, 07:05 PM | #79 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: france
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eyeronic, hey I'll meet you apart from the rabble,
I'll beat you at chess and then I'll beat you up at scrabble. I gots so many words it nearly bring a boy to tears, Nouns and verbs and adjectives they comin out my ears. And when I make a move I move the knight to pin the king; You gotta move tha man and so you queen become my thang. Fella get the book of Ludo out, you're good at rolling dice; Try Yahtzee, Simon, Buckaroo, man put you brain on ice. Last edited by castex; 08-10-2003 at 07:08 PM.. |
08-11-2003, 06:52 AM | #80 (permalink) |
I run E.
Location: New York
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Yo Castex, if you'd ever played chess
Then you might have known that knights don't pin, So sit on down and come back when you're grown. Maybe if you teamed up with that fat-ass Bones, The both of you could try me, but never on your own. Believe me fool that you're a tool And when it comes to scrabble. Your threats are weak, You shouldn't speak, Cause all I hear is babble. Now wipe your eyes. As you surmise that your demise is on the rise. Your tellin' lies, You'll win no prize. You're worse than shit. More like the flies So step aside You've had your tries Don't even dare "Submit Reply." -------------------------------------------------------------------- Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!
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