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Now I'm back from lunch
and I read this crap
Damn
y'all don't know shit about rap.
Disney, nursery rhymes
and Dr. Seuss
gimme a noose
I'm 'bout to cut loose
Don't tell me what I can
and what I can't teach
I'm the professor
so sit down, Screech
You about to get a lesson
in how to flow
You'll always be guessin'
which way I'll go
I could hit you from the left
with a dope ass rhyme
then spin it, mix it, and change the time
groove for a bit
and then drop the funk
somethin' stinks here
man is that a skunk?
Nah it's just Bones dick
smellin' crass
cause he just pulled it out
of another man's ass
Talkin' bout MY balls
bein blue?
Who the fuck are you
Damn Greg Lou?
gainus that is, you know
the queer
C'mon Bones,
get your nose out my rear.
Starin' at my balls
to see the color
Damn, you one gay ass mutha.
And now we have a rook
tryin to step up
Don't even think
you can drink from this cup.
All you got is Peter Pan?
Next thing I know you'll say
"Talk to the hand"
Actin like you're cool
and you're the shit
I got news for you
you ain't nothin' but a zit
'bout to get popped
and run down the mirror
Don't mess with me
cause I bring the fear
and I bring the pain
like a dungeon master
Mitz, you'd better speed up
and run a little faster
cause' I'll bust yo' ass
like SWAT on a crack house.
Man, I'm the King of the Jungle
and you just a little mouse.
(kinda fun to let the violence flow once in a while. no offense, all in good fun.)
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"I want to announce my presence with authority!"
"You want to what?"
"I want to announce my presence with authority!!"
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