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Old 07-22-2003, 09:58 AM   #81 (permalink)
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It couldn't have been me for I was up late last night looking for my own freshly made batch of said acid.

I was just wondering who left all the friggin balloon animals on my back porch????????????/
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:36 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Peter, be careful those ballon animals are steaking out your place. They are waiting for you to leave and then they are going to strip your place clean. They hit Uncle Phil's last week, they even took his second M Monroe avatar.
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:15 PM   #83 (permalink)
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so what happened to you, pheatius?
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Old 07-23-2003, 05:25 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I had a gas attack. And stop calling me Pheatius!

Who tried to kill this wonderful thread?
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:20 AM   #85 (permalink)
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Not I or my little dog, too. (Dorothy did it, the slut)

Who adjusted my presets on my game-controller?
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:38 AM   #86 (permalink)
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Unless you are suggesting that when I crushed the controller by backing over it with my truck I somehow changed your presets, it could not have possibly been me.

...

Who stole the rest of my post yesterday?
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:42 PM   #87 (permalink)
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wasn't me; i tried to look for it but ended up drinking bourbon instead...


where's the pizza?
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:25 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Don't look at me. I hate anchovies and pineapple. (Damn, how do you eat that stuff?)



OK, who brought the doggie?
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:44 PM   #89 (permalink)
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Farley did it. He likes the attention.

Where did you put the toupee, Gladys?
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:51 PM   #90 (permalink)
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my sister put the toupee on her baby, its posted on teh web so i have proof, if you send mee4895$ uS pounds sterling i will embargo all your base and provide a COA...

But why have all you people ruined the career and reputation of Jeniifer Love Hewitt?? that girl is so=o talented.. what's wrong with you people??
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:34 PM   #91 (permalink)
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It's all part of my plan to make her love me by taking away everything good in her life. I'll look like a real catch once she hits rock bottom.

Now why is your cat acting like my monkey?
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:36 PM   #92 (permalink)
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i guess my cat is horny; want me to shoot it?


ok, who's got the beer barrel?
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:19 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Bones took it! Bones took it!

Where is my midget mallet!?!
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Old 07-26-2003, 12:22 PM   #94 (permalink)
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that teeny, tiny thing? fly's running around with it looking for midgets...


anybody seen last month's "hemmings?"
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Old 07-27-2003, 07:31 AM   #95 (permalink)
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I was looking for a bumper for a '54 Caddy Cabriolet, then I lent it to Big Shirley. She likes to lick the pictures.

Who told my wife about the Titty Board?
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Old 07-27-2003, 12:43 PM   #96 (permalink)
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fremen did it; i get bccs of all his e-mail...


ok, who's got a buck for the jukebox? (thought i was going to say "nickel" didn't you, grump...)
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Old 07-27-2003, 01:14 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Ain't it curious... The old songs were worth a buck, but cost a nickel, and the new songs cost a buck but ain't worth a nickel!
Anyway, hit up Fremen for the buck. He's the guy with the pantomime piano and the tip jar.

I set my gimlet down for a sec and it disappeared. Who took it?
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:12 PM   #98 (permalink)
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Charles Nelson Reilly took it. Hey!! What kind of bar is this?

When did you take my Weenie dog?
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Old 07-27-2003, 09:17 PM   #99 (permalink)
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I never took your weenie dog, but I did spot several ninjas clinging to the ceiling above it...

And while we're on the subject, who stole my grappling hook, used it to get on my roof, and then took a crap down the chimney?
 
Old 07-28-2003, 12:41 PM   #100 (permalink)
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bones is always doing shit like that...


ok, any bourbon left in the back of that cabinet?
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 07-28-2003, 06:08 PM   #101 (permalink)
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well phil,
I know you're a recovering alcoholic, so when i saw the burbon, I thought to myslf, "I have to drink that all, to help phil."

Now the real question is, who changed all the settings on my alarm clock?
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Old 07-28-2003, 06:48 PM   #102 (permalink)
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Needed something to make shit on toast for the ex . . *ha ha*

Don't seem to be able to find my camera tho . . . . OK WHO TOOK MY FRIGGIN CAMERA !!!!
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:57 AM   #103 (permalink)
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I took your camera.......................but only to borrow........ I needed it to take pictures of the damage some one did to my door.... with a hammer..
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:29 PM   #104 (permalink)
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i wasn't anywhere near your door when that hammer mystically flew out of my hand in a michiganly direction...


found the bourbon...thanks, dogma, for saving me some...now, where did the ice disappear to...
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:57 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Ooops, I took the ice to use in my ice-bath. It's frikkin hot here!

Who moved my cheese?
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Old 07-29-2003, 12:58 PM   #106 (permalink)
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It was blocking the doorway. You know, the mice were complaining - they don't like the welfare cheese you have.


Now I know someone in here has eaten all of the candy. Couldn't you have refilled the bowl?
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:22 PM   #107 (permalink)
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nah, then i would've had to eat that too

now who stole my fucking bandwidth!!! god damnit i'm getting sloow download speeds!
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:46 PM   #108 (permalink)
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AOL, huh?

Somebody's been keeping the old lady smiling. I've been meaning to thank him. Who is it?
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:13 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Well, I was hoping we cold keep it our little secret, but you're welcome.

I see you knocked over the fishtank again.
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:44 AM   #110 (permalink)
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I can explain - when I was passing by, I saw that the scuba man was getting molested by your frog again. He wasn't looking happy. So I figured I would get the frog to move over to the treasure chest and have his way with that. But then the frog jumped onto my finger...long story short, the scuba man, the treasure chest, the frog and my finger all ended up on the floor. It was like I was in slow motion.


Anyway, that still doesn't make up for whoever ran their mouth off about that party last weekend. What exactly did you tell everyone?
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:59 AM   #111 (permalink)
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I not only did not tell any one about any party, I was not aware of any party - I spent the entire weekends helping nuns babysit orphans. They even took pictures to send to the newspaper.

Who's keeps gluing all the Cap'n Crunch Cereal to the cat??!?
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:21 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Ah, it may please the court to hear from witness Frickles the Cat

Frickles: Meow Meow meeeooow me ow ow meee ow mm meeoww oooowww phit phit

Ah, so it is my understanding that you found yourself around a bowl of captain crunch

Frickles: Meeow

And the said bowl of captain crunch was filled with milk and you decieded to take a lick? And that is when you slipped and fell into the bowl of captain crunch and hence.... need I say more your honor.



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Old 07-30-2003, 01:34 PM   #113 (permalink)
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she told me it was because of her rash...


now are you going to let me out?
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Old 07-30-2003, 03:27 PM   #114 (permalink)
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I didn't put you in there. I don't know what you did and I don't know what you would do if I did let you out, so I'll let you stew in there for a while more.

Who filled my shotgun with cheese-doodles?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:45 PM   #115 (permalink)
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No, I wasn't the one to put cheese doodles in your shotgun. I was the one who put them in your hair, not the shotgun...


So, who is responsible for the butt cheek marks on the photocopier glass?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:47 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Those are not my buttcheek marks on the copier. Mine are on the frige door, and they clearly do not match.

Who's been licking the ashtrays?!!?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:49 PM   #117 (permalink)
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That would be me. My minerals are low.

Who squealed to the fuzz!?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:55 PM   #118 (permalink)
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My bad. I thought I called the pizza dude.

Who shot JFK?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:56 PM   #119 (permalink)
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I did but my magic bullet was faulty.

How lowered my shields and damaged my warp drive?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:56 PM   #120 (permalink)
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*EDIT* Bah, I'm slow!


*ORIGINAL* Certainly wasn't me; I'm too young to be employed by the FBI.

But the real question here is who killed Bob Hope?
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