07-23-2003, 04:15 PM | #83 (permalink) |
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so what happened to you, pheatius?
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07-23-2003, 05:25 PM | #84 (permalink) |
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I had a gas attack. And stop calling me Pheatius!
Who tried to kill this wonderful thread?
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07-24-2003, 12:42 PM | #87 (permalink) |
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wasn't me; i tried to look for it but ended up drinking bourbon instead...
where's the pizza?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-24-2003, 10:51 PM | #90 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: NE where west of worcester
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my sister put the toupee on her baby, its posted on teh web so i have proof, if you send mee4895$ uS pounds sterling i will embargo all your base and provide a COA...
But why have all you people ruined the career and reputation of Jeniifer Love Hewitt?? that girl is so=o talented.. what's wrong with you people?? |
07-24-2003, 11:34 PM | #91 (permalink) |
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It's all part of my plan to make her love me by taking away everything good in her life. I'll look like a real catch once she hits rock bottom.
Now why is your cat acting like my monkey?
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07-25-2003, 12:36 PM | #92 (permalink) |
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i guess my cat is horny; want me to shoot it?
ok, who's got the beer barrel?
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-26-2003, 12:22 PM | #94 (permalink) |
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that teeny, tiny thing? fly's running around with it looking for midgets...
anybody seen last month's "hemmings?"
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-27-2003, 07:31 AM | #95 (permalink) |
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I was looking for a bumper for a '54 Caddy Cabriolet, then I lent it to Big Shirley. She likes to lick the pictures.
Who told my wife about the Titty Board?
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07-27-2003, 12:43 PM | #96 (permalink) |
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fremen did it; i get bccs of all his e-mail...
ok, who's got a buck for the jukebox? (thought i was going to say "nickel" didn't you, grump...)
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07-27-2003, 01:14 PM | #97 (permalink) |
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Ain't it curious... The old songs were worth a buck, but cost a nickel, and the new songs cost a buck but ain't worth a nickel!
Anyway, hit up Fremen for the buck. He's the guy with the pantomime piano and the tip jar. I set my gimlet down for a sec and it disappeared. Who took it?
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07-28-2003, 12:41 PM | #100 (permalink) |
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bones is always doing shit like that...
ok, any bourbon left in the back of that cabinet?
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07-29-2003, 12:29 PM | #104 (permalink) |
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i wasn't anywhere near your door when that hammer mystically flew out of my hand in a michiganly direction...
found the bourbon...thanks, dogma, for saving me some...now, where did the ice disappear to...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
07-29-2003, 12:58 PM | #106 (permalink) |
No. It's not done yet.
Location: sorta kinda phila
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It was blocking the doorway. You know, the mice were complaining - they don't like the welfare cheese you have.
Now I know someone in here has eaten all of the candy. Couldn't you have refilled the bowl?
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07-29-2003, 06:46 PM | #108 (permalink) |
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AOL, huh?
Somebody's been keeping the old lady smiling. I've been meaning to thank him. Who is it?
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07-30-2003, 08:44 AM | #110 (permalink) |
No. It's not done yet.
Location: sorta kinda phila
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I can explain - when I was passing by, I saw that the scuba man was getting molested by your frog again. He wasn't looking happy. So I figured I would get the frog to move over to the treasure chest and have his way with that. But then the frog jumped onto my finger...long story short, the scuba man, the treasure chest, the frog and my finger all ended up on the floor. It was like I was in slow motion.
Anyway, that still doesn't make up for whoever ran their mouth off about that party last weekend. What exactly did you tell everyone?
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07-30-2003, 08:59 AM | #111 (permalink) |
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I not only did not tell any one about any party, I was not aware of any party - I spent the entire weekends helping nuns babysit orphans. They even took pictures to send to the newspaper.
Who's keeps gluing all the Cap'n Crunch Cereal to the cat??!? |
07-30-2003, 10:21 AM | #112 (permalink) |
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Ah, it may please the court to hear from witness Frickles the Cat
Frickles: Meow Meow meeeooow me ow ow meee ow mm meeoww oooowww phit phit Ah, so it is my understanding that you found yourself around a bowl of captain crunch Frickles: Meeow And the said bowl of captain crunch was filled with milk and you decieded to take a lick? And that is when you slipped and fell into the bowl of captain crunch and hence.... need I say more your honor. ------------------------- You, yes you.... why did you piss on the toilet seat and not have the common courtisy to clean it up?
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07-30-2003, 01:34 PM | #113 (permalink) |
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she told me it was because of her rash...
now are you going to let me out?
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07-30-2003, 03:27 PM | #114 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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I didn't put you in there. I don't know what you did and I don't know what you would do if I did let you out, so I'll let you stew in there for a while more.
Who filled my shotgun with cheese-doodles?
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07-30-2003, 04:56 PM | #120 (permalink) |
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Location: that place with the thing
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*EDIT* Bah, I'm slow!
*ORIGINAL* Certainly wasn't me; I'm too young to be employed by the FBI. But the real question here is who killed Bob Hope?
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