Bill O'Rights

I’m all for importing Canadian products. Items such as petroleum, automobiles, parts and accessories, aluminum, lumber, building materials, what have you. You guys make some good quality stuff. A lot of the materials that I’m using in my home renovation are of Canadian manufacture.

But, one thing that I do wish that you hosers would keep north of the 49th parallel is your damn arctic air masses. Keep that damn shit up north where it belongs! Where were these damn north winds, whipping up sub zero wind chills last July, when I could have used ‘em? Nooo…I had to run my AC then. Now my furnace is damn near non-stop. All thanks to your damn Canadian air. Well, I’ve had enough. I’m organizing a boycott of all air masses, emanating from Canada, from November until May. Keep your damn super chilled air up there.

Ok…I’m not unreasonable. I’m willing to allow export to North Dakota, where no one really cares about, and Minnesota, where most of the inhabitants sound like you guys anyway. Fair ‘nuff? So, with the above mentioned exceptions, cease and desists all exports of arctic air masses immediately! Please?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

BadNick

We should put one of those windscreen air curtains across our entire northern border so that cold air can't blow down this way.

Otherwise, today we got an order for 800 valves for a project in Alberta...we already have a few thousand installed on the tar sands projects. So I wish to thank our Canadian customers for the business.

Lastly, I wish curling was more popular down here. I like it.

Charlatan

Here's the deal...

You keep Celine Dion and Nickelback and we'll keep the cold air.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Baraka_Guru

It's apparent that you haven't studied Canadian history and culture very much.

The cold air is a major part of our national defense.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Shell

Yup...how dare you Canadians...

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uncle phil

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

kramus

Just relax, BoR.

Man up and enjoy what you get.

Even a poodle can take this in stride

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Fly

this is good..........i really like this idea.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Baraka_Guru

Can we throw in Bryan Adams while we're at it?

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Charlatan

Bryan Adams is going to run to you.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Martian

Man up, eh?

A little chilly weather never killed anyone, did it?

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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said

- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

Fly

hey BOR..........i've seen your ass hang out of a second story window,and you're all scared of the cold and shit.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Bill O'Rights

Celine Dion !?! Ouch!
You, Sir, drive a hard bargain. Fine, we’ll fine some use for her, but we also keep Estella Warren, Evangeline Lilly, Laura Vandervoort, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Chalke and Elisha Cuthbert. You need to take back Howie Mandel, Alanis Morissette and Pam Anderson. All were defective when you sent ‘em, and are pretty much useless. We’ll keep Shatner as a sign of good faith. He’s not as useful as he once was, but he’s still good for the occasional laugh.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Baraka_Guru

No fucking way.

Deal's off.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot