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Bill O'Rights · 12-11-2009, 09:30 AM

I’m all for importing Canadian products. Items such as petroleum, automobiles, parts and accessories, aluminum, lumber, building materials, what have you. You guys make some good quality stuff. A lot of the materials that I’m using in my home renovation are of Canadian manufacture.

But, one thing that I do wish that you hosers would keep north of the 49th parallel is your damn arctic air masses. Keep that damn shit up north where it belongs! Where were these damn north winds, whipping up sub zero wind chills last July, when I could have used ‘em? Nooo…I had to run my AC then. Now my furnace is damn near non-stop. All thanks to your damn Canadian air. Well, I’ve had enough. I’m organizing a boycott of all air masses, emanating from Canada, from November until May. Keep your damn super chilled air up there.

Ok…I’m not unreasonable. I’m willing to allow export to North Dakota, where no one really cares about, and Minnesota, where most of the inhabitants sound like you guys anyway. Fair ‘nuff? So, with the above mentioned exceptions, cease and desists all exports of arctic air masses immediately! Please?

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Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Hey...Canadians!! NSFW!! I’m all for importing Canadian products. Items such as petroleum, automobiles, parts and accessories, aluminum, lumber, building materials, what have you. You guys make some good quality stuff. A lot of the materials that I’m using in my home renovation are of Canadian manufacture. But, one thing that I do wish that you hosers would keep north of the 49th parallel is your damn arctic air masses. Keep that damn shit up north where it belongs! Where were these damn north winds, whipping up sub zero wind chills last July, when I could have used ‘em? Nooo…I had to run my AC then. Now my furnace is damn near non-stop. All thanks to your damn Canadian air. Well, I’ve had enough. I’m organizing a boycott of all air masses, emanating from Canada, from November until May. Keep your damn super chilled air up there. Ok…I’m not unreasonable. I’m willing to allow export to North Dakota, where no one really cares about, and Minnesota, where most of the inhabitants sound like you guys anyway. Fair ‘nuff? So, with the above mentioned exceptions, cease and desists all exports of arctic air masses immediately! Please? __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.