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Old 12-13-2009, 08:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Originally Posted by Charlatan View Post
Here's the deal...

You keep Celine Dion and Nickelback and we'll keep the cold air.

Celine Dion !?! Ouch!
You, Sir, drive a hard bargain. Fine, we’ll fine some use for her, but we also keep Estella Warren, Evangeline Lilly, Laura Vandervoort, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Chalke and Elisha Cuthbert. You need to take back Howie Mandel, Alanis Morissette and Pam Anderson. All were defective when you sent ‘em, and are pretty much useless. We’ll keep Shatner as a sign of good faith. He’s not as useful as he once was, but he’s still good for the occasional laugh.
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