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Old 11-25-2008, 04:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I finally made it!

Well, 'People' magazine's sexiest men issue once again hit the newsstands, and after all these years of disappointments, I at last placed. The editors told me was on the strength of this photo-shoot:



Ok, maybe it was 132,435,220th, but it's really a nice feeling, especially after being ignored all these years.

And probably the best part of all, I managed to edge out flyman's ass by four spots! Ha, up your's, pal......


So, any other recent success stories out there in TFP land that we should know about?
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2008, 05:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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nice............i'm glad you used the shot that makes you look like a mouse......fucking awesome bro.



and it takes a damn fine shot to edge out my ass too eh...........good for you joe.



*what a fucking weirdo*




hey i won a guitar dude.........does that count?









oh yeah.........and Johnny says hi too joe.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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And that's all I have to say about this.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i miss the fedora, top...
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah I miss it too, but you just can't make People's Sexiest with a hat with a brim.
/ Not unless you're a musician
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Old 11-28-2008, 07:02 AM   #7 (permalink)
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how come that bastard joe hasn't come back in here?
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Old 11-28-2008, 07:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
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how come that bastard joe hasn't come back in here?

he took one look at the three of us and it scared him away...
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Old 11-28-2008, 07:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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no doubt..........should almost drop some ass in here.
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Old 11-29-2008, 07:50 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Ass you assked for, ass you get.

Some wild, African Ass

Some shaggy ass.

And that's all I have to say about thay-ut.
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hell Top........the last one almost looks like joe.........
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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did you hear that sound?



it's me headed for the fucking hills!!!


buncha freak bastards.........
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Old 11-29-2008, 12:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2008, 01:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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did you hear that sound?



it's me headed for the fucking hills!!!


buncha freak bastards.........



well get your "ASS" out to the fucking hills over here man........



*.....and you know i'm gonna do "IT" joe don't you?*
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Old 11-29-2008, 04:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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The Hills Have ASS
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Yesterday, I was at the National Museum of the American Indian in DC - entertaining my parents and culturing my kids - when, in the pottery section, I ran across a bottle with 14 asses.
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Old 11-29-2008, 05:38 PM   #16 (permalink)
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we really had some sweet-ass pics from when tec, pj, and i hooked up a few years ago in the roch...

what ever happened to them, pj?
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:36 AM   #17 (permalink)
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ol' phil sure does cook WITHOUT removing his pants!

*all flys should take note*
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Old 11-30-2008, 10:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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damn, them was some good ribs...
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Old 11-30-2008, 11:17 AM   #19 (permalink)
 
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I bet you didn't spill any sauce on that blouse your wearing.

(I love the loafers)

Ribs ribs ribs..yeah I'm running a temp,
watch out, I do really crazy stuff when I have a fever above 100.

I actually used emoticons, egads, what's next?

PaddyJoe, you look smashingly fine.

Was that a tree ornament that caught your majestic visage?

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Old 12-01-2008, 04:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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PaddyJoe, you look smashingly fine.
Ha! Finally, someone around here who knows what they're talking about!!!
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Old 12-01-2008, 06:20 AM   #21 (permalink)
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dude..........she's delirious.......she has a fever.
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Old 12-01-2008, 06:32 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Ha! Finally, someone around here who knows what they're talking about!!!
Joe, I don't want to burst your bubble, but when she said smashingly fine, I think she meant that if she had something to smash, you would be a fine implement to use for the smashing.
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Old 12-01-2008, 06:37 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Damn, I'd like to make it, too. I'm a bit envious...you guys got any advice to steer me in the right direction? I already have hats, a guitar, loafers, charcoal grill. Obvioiusly it's not just having all this stuff, it's what you do with them. I used to have a nice ass, now I just act like one.
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:17 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Nick, the first thing you have to remember is, DO NOT listen to any jealous, butt-ugly, inter-web freaks. That will undoubtedly lead directly to your downfall.......

Good luck next year, bro...
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Old 12-01-2008, 08:15 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Joe, I don't want to burst your bubble, but when she said smashingly fine, I think she meant that if she had something to smash, you would be a fine implement to use for the smashing.




i'm goin' with Top on this too..............
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Old 12-01-2008, 08:54 AM   #26 (permalink)
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damn man, remember back in the old days when we were friends?!?
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:10 AM   #27 (permalink)
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We're all friends here, Joe. You just have the prefect look for Roach Stomping in that first picture. I've got this picture in my head of you doing a Hulk Impression while stomping an offending arthropod, "Paddyjoe, SMASH!"

That picture, though, it really brings out the proboscis, don't it. It's like an audition for the truck grill in Maximum Overdrive.
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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One thing at a time, Top.

First the publicity tour for the magazine, then my agent begins sorting through the movie offers.......
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:30 AM   #29 (permalink)
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damn man, remember back in the old days when we were friends?!?

we're still friends bro........you're just pissed 'cuz i'm winning the ...."Bust Yer Balls".... competition as of late.


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We're all friends here, Joe. You just have the prefect look for Roach Stomping in that first picture. I've got this picture in my head of you doing a Hulk Impression while stomping an offending arthropod, "Paddyjoe, SMASH!"

That picture, though, it really brings out the proboscis, don't it. It's like an audition for the truck grill in Maximum Overdrive.



i still think he looks like a fucking mouse.........see.........








oh sorry............that's a rat..........oh well still works for him........
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Old 12-01-2008, 11:49 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Fly, you shouldn't be sharing your medication with the local wildlife.
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Old 12-01-2008, 12:53 PM   #31 (permalink)
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hahaha..........nope........bro-inlaw found this guy behind the dryer,dead as a doorstop.



you think i'd waste my stuff on a fucking rat man?
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:25 PM   #32 (permalink)
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looks like that rat gave his ass for the cause...
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Old 12-01-2008, 02:22 PM   #33 (permalink)
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fuck me bro..........i was thinking of the wrong pic that made you look like a mouse man....





this was it wasn't it?







no,no,no,no........hang on.........i got it!



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this is the pic.........










































































FUCK YA'!!!!!!!!!!

that's the mouse one.




you want some fucking cheese joe?

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Old 12-01-2008, 08:17 PM   #34 (permalink)
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this was it wasn't it?

In addition to being People Magazine's sexiest.... whatever it is that he is, Paddyjoe is also a past champion on "Win Ben Stein's Facial Hair".

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hahaha..........nope........bro-inlaw found this guy behind the dryer,dead as a doorstop.



you think i'd waste my stuff on a fucking rat man?
It's experimentation it is!
Knew some guys in college who used to get their Ferret high. It's a step from there to rat, but not a really big step.

* Hey man. Look. It's a rat. And he's rocking out to our Jams. That's a really cool rat. I wonder if rats can get stoned. Hey, little buddy, you want a puff of this? No? Sure you do.

Many hours later, a chinese eyed rat is found laying on the snare, twitching occasionally. Someone has the bright idea of recording it, and it is posted out on the Web as "Drums - Ypsilanti '79", and becomes famous as the only recording of the Dead's lost Michigan show. It's posted to Wikipedia, and Steven Colbert decides to use it to try to make fun of hippies.

This backfires spectacularly when musicologists determine that the rhythm is inconsistent with the Grateful Dead's work, but is perfectly consistent with the house band from the Galliadet School - the Grateful Deaf.

Meanwhile, the rat wakes fuzzy headed, drinks a flat, leftover beer, and crawls into the pantry, where it eats 2 chocolate pop tarts and a half a kielbasa before levering itself into its hole and amazing its rat-kin with tales of its adventures.
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Old 12-01-2008, 10:27 PM   #35 (permalink)
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WOW!!!!!


i want some of your stash Top..........nicely fucking done bro.



that was awesome.
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:31 AM   #36 (permalink)
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i want some of your stash Top.....
send some my way too, man.

I need to escape the ass-whipping that is known as the 'flyman"
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:36 AM   #37 (permalink)
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more to come too sunshine..........you should be lucky i gotta work the rest of the week
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Old 12-02-2008, 06:38 AM   #38 (permalink)
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No stash here, my friends. Clean living and mild insanity.
/ However, homebrew will be made, and next time I am driving solo to NewEngland, I might could swing west on the way back.
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Old 12-02-2008, 01:58 PM   #39 (permalink)
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some of us have golfed in "the roch" before...
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