I finally made it!
 

Well, 'People' magazine's sexiest men issue once again hit the newsstands, and after all these years of disappointments, I at last placed. The editors told me was on the strength of this photo-shoot:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...ddyjoe3new.jpg

Ok, maybe it was 132,435,220th, but it's really a nice feeling, especially after being ignored all these years.

And probably the best part of all, I managed to edge out flyman's ass by four spots! Ha, up your's, pal......:D


So, any other recent success stories out there in TFP land that we should know about?

nice............i'm glad you used the shot that makes you look like a mouse......fucking awesome bro.



and it takes a damn fine shot to edge out my ass too eh...........good for you joe.:thumbsup:



*what a fucking weirdo*




hey i won a guitar dude.........does that count?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1227619106






oh yeah.........and Johnny says hi too joe.

And that's all I have to say about this.

i miss the fedora, top...

Yeah I miss it too, but you just can't make People's Sexiest with a hat with a brim.
/ Not unless you're a musician

how come that bastard joe hasn't come back in here?

he took one look at the three of us and it scared him away...

no doubt..........should almost drop some ass in here.

http://www.insiderrowing.com/wp-cont...8/jackass1.jpg
Ass you assked for, ass you get.
http://www.takh.org/equidae/African_wild_ass.jpg
Some wild, African Ass
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2316/...256064.jpg?v=0
Some shaggy ass.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/3510/donkey8pw.jpg
And that's all I have to say about thay-ut.

hell Top........the last one almost looks like joe.........:D

did you hear that sound?



it's me headed for the fucking hills!!!


buncha freak bastards.........:wave:

well get your "ASS" out to the fucking hills over here man........:thumbsup:



*.....and you know i'm gonna do "IT" joe don't you?*:shakehead:

The Hills Have ASS
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Yesterday, I was at the National Museum of the American Indian in DC - entertaining my parents and culturing my kids - when, in the pottery section, I ran across a bottle with 14 asses.

we really had some sweet-ass pics from when tec, pj, and i hooked up a few years ago in the roch...

what ever happened to them, pj?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1228055548



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...g?t=1228055601


ol' phil sure does cook WITHOUT removing his pants!

*all flys should take note*

damn, them was some good ribs...

I bet you didn't spill any sauce on that blouse your wearing.:D ;)

(I love the loafers)

Ribs ribs ribs..yeah I'm running a temp,
watch out, I do really crazy stuff when I have a fever above 100.

I actually used emoticons, egads, what's next?

PaddyJoe, you look smashingly fine.

Was that a tree ornament that caught your majestic visage?

Ha! Finally, someone around here who knows what they're talking about!!!

dude..........she's delirious.......she has a fever.

Joe, I don't want to burst your bubble, but when she said smashingly fine, I think she meant that if she had something to smash, you would be a fine implement to use for the smashing.

Damn, I'd like to make it, too. I'm a bit envious...you guys got any advice to steer me in the right direction? I already have hats, a guitar, loafers, charcoal grill. Obvioiusly it's not just having all this stuff, it's what you do with them. I used to have a nice ass, now I just act like one.

Nick, the first thing you have to remember is, DO NOT listen to any jealous, butt-ugly, inter-web freaks. That will undoubtedly lead directly to your downfall.......

Good luck next year, bro...

i'm goin' with Top on this too..............:thumbsup:

damn man, remember back in the old days when we were friends?!?

We're all friends here, Joe. You just have the prefect look for Roach Stomping in that first picture. I've got this picture in my head of you doing a Hulk Impression while stomping an offending arthropod, "Paddyjoe, SMASH!"

That picture, though, it really brings out the proboscis, don't it. It's like an audition for the truck grill in Maximum Overdrive.

One thing at a time, Top.

First the publicity tour for the magazine, then my agent begins sorting through the movie offers.......:thumbsup:

we're still friends bro........you're just pissed 'cuz i'm winning the ...."Bust Yer Balls".... competition as of late.:D





i still think he looks like a fucking mouse.........see.........



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/rat022.jpg




oh sorry............that's a rat..........oh well still works for him........:thumbsup:

Fly, you shouldn't be sharing your medication with the local wildlife.

hahaha..........nope........bro-inlaw found this guy behind the dryer,dead as a doorstop.



you think i'd waste my stuff on a fucking rat man?

looks like that rat gave his ass for the cause...

fuck me bro..........i was thinking of the wrong pic that made you look like a mouse man....





this was it wasn't it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1228169893





no,no,no,no........hang on.........i got it!



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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1228170018





FUCK YA'!!!!!!!!!!

that's the mouse one.:thumbsup:




you want some fucking cheese joe?

:D

In addition to being People Magazine's sexiest.... whatever it is that he is, Paddyjoe is also a past champion on "Win Ben Stein's Facial Hair".
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It's experimentation it is!
Knew some guys in college who used to get their Ferret high. It's a step from there to rat, but not a really big step.

* Hey man. Look. It's a rat. And he's rocking out to our Jams. That's a really cool rat. I wonder if rats can get stoned. Hey, little buddy, you want a puff of this? No? Sure you do.

Many hours later, a chinese eyed rat is found laying on the snare, twitching occasionally. Someone has the bright idea of recording it, and it is posted out on the Web as "Drums - Ypsilanti '79", and becomes famous as the only recording of the Dead's lost Michigan show. It's posted to Wikipedia, and Steven Colbert decides to use it to try to make fun of hippies.

This backfires spectacularly when musicologists determine that the rhythm is inconsistent with the Grateful Dead's work, but is perfectly consistent with the house band from the Galliadet School - the Grateful Deaf.

Meanwhile, the rat wakes fuzzy headed, drinks a flat, leftover beer, and crawls into the pantry, where it eats 2 chocolate pop tarts and a half a kielbasa before levering itself into its hole and amazing its rat-kin with tales of its adventures.

WOW!!!!!


i want some of your stash Top..........nicely fucking done bro.



that was awesome.:thumbsup:

send some my way too, man.

I need to escape the ass-whipping that is known as the 'flyman"

more to come too sunshine..........you should be lucky i gotta work the rest of the week

No stash here, my friends. Clean living and mild insanity.
/ However, homebrew will be made, and next time I am driving solo to NewEngland, I might could swing west on the way back.

some of us have golfed in "the roch" before...

hey Richard..........



http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~mo...chard_dick.jpg











:D